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Colleenna

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  1. Good lort. I haven't seen the Steelers play this badly since the 80s, the days of the shower curtain defense. Just tank the rest of the season and get a first round draft pick.
  2. Covered head to toe in a clear plastic poncho, wearing surgical gloves.
  3. Colleenna

    NHL Thread

    YAY, hockey is back! OK, it's preseason, but HOCKEY! A poem for the season: Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Hockey Everybody shut up Because Penguins.
  4. Colleenna

    MLB Thread

    Well, at least #$%FP Santangelo is no longer broadcasting. Thank you, Jesus!
  5. This commercial for the flu vaccine. Grrrr. Haven't we been frightened enough already by covid?
  6. Regarding the Subaru commercial with the blind dog: there is an organization called Blind Dog Rescue Alliance that rescues blind dogs (duh!) and finds loving homes for them, sometimes transporting them thousands of miles to their new family. Just thought you might like to know.
  7. Yep, the mannequins tea party.
  8. Personally I prefer the Geico commercial in the attic. I'd be noping out of there too.
  9. Well, it sorta tells you EXACTLY what the show is really about. I won't be watching. So the commercial is a fail for me.
  10. Colleenna

    MLB Thread

    On this day in 1960, the WS between the Yankees and Pirates began at Forbes Field in da Burgh.
  11. Because HER definition of "fat" is what most would call "super morbidly obese." If you're not SMO (like her) you're not fat.
  12. OMG, this past weekend.... screaming Rose. Mama, your daughter needs to go to rehab and court mandated AA meetings.
  13. How? Both are just blood.
  14. Colleenna

    MLB Thread

    Uhhh, Pirates fan here. Only way I'll be going to a playoff game is if every other team in the NL gets vaporized by a nuke. But if you want to, hold that thought until hockey playoffs start next spring and ask again in the NHL thread.😉
  15. Colleenna

    MLB Thread

    Jeez, are the Braves paying rent on that space in your head? Because they seem to be occupying a hella lot of real estate.
  16. Agreed.
  17. Babe Didrickson Rocky Bleier Hines Ward Dave Dravecky
  18. We'll be OK once TJ is back. The o-line will still suck, but the d won't.
  19. Anybody else notice that the ONLY INTELLIGENT PERSON among the teens is THE BLONDE?
  20. Is that the same as the SNL spoof for "Pupy Uppers" and "Doggie Downers?"
  21. Guess we ought to take it to small talk.
  22. Nothing will wake me up faster.
  23. Never meddle in the affairs of cats, for they are devious and will hork up a hairball in your bed, where you will find it with your toes when you crawl in.
  24. The hubs and I were discussing this earlier tonight. "Yeah, your diabetes is under control, but now your d*ck fell off..." (There's a diabetes drug that has "genital gangrene" as a possible side effect. )
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