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My husband used some substantial rope to tie the handle of each lid to the handle of its respective can. Problem solved.

The *weirdest* sandwich I ever had was when I was about 8years old. I was next door playing with my friend, and her grandmother made us pineapple sandwiches. Yes, you read that correctly. Drained canned pineapple on white bread with mayo. It actually wasn't bad.

Sweet baby Jesus, Dan, lose the beard. Yuck. Deputy Royce James of Volusia Co is one of my favorites, along with "Downtown Danny Brown."

"*I* didn't get peanuts!" The people at Martin Agency are twisted. My kind of people!

After a night of heavy drinking back in my early 20s, I once ate a sandwich consisting of mustard on a hamburger bun.

The first time I heard this song, I was like "Whaaaaaa????" Actual lyrics: "Havana ooh na na, half of my heart is in..." What I *heard* : "Banana on the roof, wearing a cardigan..." Even though I now know the actual words, it will forever be banana on the roof.😄😄

She also posted a video of them in the pool, with her "allegedly" teaching him water aerobics (having taught WA, I can *definitely* say that is NOT what she's doing.) Whatever. But tbh, anything that gets her moving and maybe getting healthier is OK by me.

When I get home from the gym, I'm usually starving. IF I can last 5 minutes I will make myself a nice healthy protein smoothie from frozen fruit and protein powder. But if I walk in the door wondering how cat tastes (j/k) I'll slap some peanut butter on bread.

Oh look...Steelers finish 9-8. Missed the playoffs though (thanks for nothing, Jets.)

You don't want a gallon of ranch dressing to dip your pizza in? (Personally I think that sounds grooossss.)

I just read an article that a number of MLB umpires are retiring this year. I jumped for joy when I saw Nauert on the list..... Only to come crashing back to Earth when I saw that Angel Hernandez is NOT on the list. Dammit.

On opening day 1996, home plate umpire John McSherry collapsed and died behind home plate, about 10 minutes into the game. Needless to say, the game did not continue. As an avid baseball fan, I was watching the game on TV, because OPENING DAY! I honestly can't remember if they rescheduled the game.

Eeep. Apologies. Praying that Mr. Hamlin recovers.

The Steelers are gonna have to pony up for an AED for me if they keep playing cardiac football. Now, let's go beat the Clowns next week.

Used for cooking rooster? LOL

I've always taken "Sorry, not sorry" to mean "I'm not the least bit sorry for (whatever), and I do not regret not being sorry. Like, if you threw a glass of water at me, then slipped in the spilled water and broke your wrist.... sorry, not sorry.

Gee, same way I felt about the Iggles/Cowgirls game.

No kidding. I sat in Heinz Field (the open end, with the wind whipping thru) in 30 degree weather and my toes were numb. My own fault for wearing cotton socks instead of wool.

Must be Nicholas.... he of the handlebar 'stache 🙂

RIP Franco Harris. My heart is in a thousand pieces. 😭😭💔💔💔

Oh Hana, I'm so sorry to hear about your kitty. Condolences to you as well.

There's an LL Bean ad with a man ("William!") who has gone home for the holidays, and he's narrating his visit. Toward the end, he slips into his boots and coat and slips outside to enjoy the stars and the snow flurries and the solitude with and elderly doggo. After a bit other people follow him outside. Two thoughts: 1) "Wait, what? I came outside to get away from you guys!" 2) I love that sweet old doggo.

No family history here, and no problems with previous colonoscopies, which is why I'm not totally freaking out.

Yeah, he can't even spell "Pittsburgh" correctly. (Pet peeve)

Yeah, I'm about to experience this. Did the Cologard, got a positive result. Now I have to see a gi doctor, who will probably schedule me for a colonoscopy. Just FYI: Cologard has a 13% false positive rate. Wish I'd known that. I would have just bitten the bullet and got the damned colonoscopy, which I now have to do ANYWAY.