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Don't they have the raccoons chucking Pinocchio's leg out of the back of the garbage truck?

Ok... 1 tablespoon EACH: olive oil, minced garlic, dijon mustard, ACV (apple cider vinegar) 1 teaspoon white sugar 1 cup vegetable broth 4 cups kale, washed, stemmed and chopped roughly 1/4 cup dried cranberries ------- Heat oil in deep skillet that has a lid. Add garlic and cook until onion is translucent. Add mustard, sugar, ACV, and vegetable broth. Bring to a boil. Add kale, cover and cook for about 5 minutes until kale is wilted. Uncover and add cranberries. Continue boiling, UNcovered, for about 15 minutes until liquid is mostly reduced. Add salt and pepper to taste (I don't add any). Voila! ETA: I just realized I left 1 small onion, diced, off the ingredient list. Duh!

I make a vegan sweet and savory kale dish (warm side dish) that rocks! I've never made it with anything other than lacinato kale, but I'd bet any variety would work.

I quit watching this dumpster fire a couple of seasons ago.... but I still come here for the snark.

Chase always looks dirty and unkempt to me. Maybe he and Twit were made for each other.

Hope Natalie has lots of Febreze to get the stench out of her sofa.

Or a man.... his new "roommate. " Or am I the only person who got an "I'm a closeted gay man" vibe from him?

Someone who makes stringed instruments like guitars, mandolins, etc.

Wow. That's very interesting. No wonder the doctor's office includes "have you fallen recently " in the litany of questions asked at every visit. Part of my workout is core strengthening (important for balance) and working on unstable surfaces (balance again.) Guess I need to step up my game in this area.

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There's one that uses a landline, but then it would only work in your home. As for Twit's behavior, anyone coming at me like that would have flipped my "asshole" switch --- and you really, really don't want to flip my asshole switch.

Or better yet, queue up all the episodes with various people advising her to lose weight, eat healthier, etc --- including the fake funeral episode.

Yeah she did a competition in NC. EPIC FAIL. I believe she got a NL on several things.

LOL. The hubs had to write a check today, the second time in 8 months. He fucked it up. Wrote 2019. So we have now used THREE paper checks in the last 8 months. 😂😂😂

Ugh. I saw that the other day and said to the mister, "That looks disgusting. " I wouldn't eat that shit even if I wasn't vegetarian. ::shudder::

Hah! Let's see.... she claims to weigh 338. At her height, the max she can weigh (according to BMI charts, fwiw) is 138. That's a 200# weight loss. At 2# a week you're looking at 2 years.

Yeah, even an "assisted pull-up " machine would be better. Unfortunately for Sweatney, the "assistance " on most of these machines only goes to 200# and there's no way she could pull up the 180# difference.

Well, now, her APPETITE certainly appears "healthy. " 😉

No, but I did stand around a lot while my clients did the actual work 😉😁

NFW. When I was a personal trainer, I would actually (gasp) PLAN the workout for reach of my clients. Look back --- what did I have them do last time? How well did they do? Are they ready for the next step? Planning a workout and writing it down took about 15 minutes per client. So for 4 clients, 3 days a week, took me 15 hours a week. Hardly 90% of my time. Edit to add... that 15 hours includes the 12 hours I spent actually training them.

I didn't watch the episode. What are Henchi's health concerns?

I've told the story before, but.... when I was 20, I was diagnosed with cysts on my ovaries and pretty much throughout my pelvic cavity. Not the simple fluid-filled ones associated with PCOS, but big ugly honking dermoid cysts (warning, do NOT Google this if you're squeamish. ) Long story, they wound up removing everything ---uterus, ovaries, tubes. Anyhow, in the intervening 50+ years I've lost a LOT of hair. At first I was somewhat thankful that I didn't have to fight with my Chia pet hair every morning, but now you can see my scalp. And as my hair gets grayer, it's even easier to see. Plus I've lost the hair on my girlie parts and gained it on my chin. On the plus side, I only have to shave my pits every other week. 😉

That's one of those things that ought to be discussed IN DEPTH during premarital counseling. Said counseling doesn't have to be with a priest/rabbi--- I'm sure there are licensed counselors who offer this service. But it really, really needs to happen, especially since they've known each other for such a short time. Just my opinion--- YMMV.

I want to grab the bread and shove it down her throat until she chokes.

Henchi is a cat.