Colleenna
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That's part of her weight problem. Sees it, impulsively wants it, eats it. Gives zero fucks about whether she's actually hungry, or whether the food is healthy or loaded with sugar and fat. She's on the see food diet.
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You just described the formula of the OLD "Biggest Loser." (Haven't seen the reboot yet. )
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Apparently she's a graduate of the Whitney school of personal hygiene. Wonder if she pees in hot tubs too?😉
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Say What?: Commercials That Made Us Scratch Our Heads
Colleenna replied to Lola16's topic in Commercials
G cup. My options are limited. -
Say What?: Commercials That Made Us Scratch Our Heads
Colleenna replied to Lola16's topic in Commercials
Maidenform! Heee! And Thirdlove doesn't make any bras in my cup size 😠 I'm a real person too! -
Like Whitney Thore in the St Patrick's episode
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She wouldn't fit.
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You expect MEASURING DEVICES from people who can't be bothered with real plates and cutlery?😂
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Well, in Whitney's case, it's because she's lazy af. If she used real dishes and real cutlery, she'd have to wash them. I'm sure her personal assistant would draw the line at that. Welcome to your future, Chase. You get to do all the cooking and cleaning, dishwashing, wiping your wife's ass, shaving her legs (and probably her face, too), all while she sleeps all day and you work a fulltime job at night. And cod help you if you knock her up. You don't think SHE'S going to interrupt her nap to change a diaper or feed a baby, do you?
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Yes. Okay, maybe 11.
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Social Media: What's Up With Her?
Colleenna replied to ClareWalks's topic in My Big Fat Fabulous Life
Hey if any of you ever doubted that Sweatney reads this forum, there's a new article in Distractify about "whatever happened to Avi" where she claims they actually dated for 6 months, she wasn't the one who brought up marriage, etc... https://www.distractify.com/p/what-is-avi-big-fat-fabulous-life-doing-now -
I have friends who got married on 9/11 (NOT 2001) to try to create a positive connection with that date.
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Social Media: What's Up With Her?
Colleenna replied to ClareWalks's topic in My Big Fat Fabulous Life
I call BS on you actually knowing anything "behind the scenes. " Sorry, not buying it. I could make claims like this, too, and they'd be just as fake as this show (and you.) -
My Big Fat Fatuous Lie I'm sure she can get personal trainer certification from one of those online certificate mills that require you to do an online test and pay $75 . Unlike my certification, where the course was $600, and the time-limited PROCTORED test was given at an independent testing facility (and the test was an additional $100.)
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Were there more than 5 groups competing? I ask because I once won as women's chess champion.... I was the only woman competing.
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Hired Friends: Whitney's Social Barnacles
Colleenna replied to Toaster Strudel's topic in My Big Fat Fabulous Life
One of the articles mentioned that Chase had family in Clayton NC. (His mother, I think.) I looked it up and Clayton is near Raleigh. Why UNCC? Why not UNC Greensboro? -
Whitney Thore: So She Thinks She Can Dance
Colleenna replied to Meredith Quill's topic in My Big Fat Fabulous Life
Whit would probably choose the second one, but insist on the sleeves being removed. -
Strudel-Boy and Cawowine: Irritating Kids in Commercials
Colleenna replied to OriginalCyn's topic in Commercials
Pffft. Like kids don't notice commercials. According to Perdue, there's 1/4 cup of veggies in each serving of nuggets. And according to Healthychild dot org, 1/2 cup of cooked veggies is recommended for children ages 7-10. -
Strudel-Boy and Cawowine: Irritating Kids in Commercials
Colleenna replied to OriginalCyn's topic in Commercials
I want to know what asshat decided it was a good idea to TELL the kids there are veggies in the chicken nuggets. Doesn't that defeat the purpose of sneaking them in there? -
Say What?: Commercials That Made Us Scratch Our Heads
Colleenna replied to Lola16's topic in Commercials
Heh. When I was in my 20s my "complete breakfast" was 3 cups of coffee (black, no sugar) and 3 cigarettes. Actually, come to think of it, that was pretty much breakfast until I hit 40. -
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You must have been standing on your head from worry.
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Kennedy: I was in the school library with my American History class. The teacher, who was known for making bad jokes and for not being fond of JFK, came out from the librarian's office and announced that the president had been killed. We all sat there waiting for his bad punch line. Twin towers: I was driving to work when the first plane hit. My first thought was "Damn, that pilot seriously fucked up. " A few minutes later the radio station announced that a second plane had hit the second tower. I knew then we were under attack. I pulled off onto the shoulder and puked up everything but my toenails.
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Say What?: Commercials That Made Us Scratch Our Heads
Colleenna replied to Lola16's topic in Commercials
I loved CC... Peanut Butter Crunch. -
Commercials That Annoy, Irritate or Outright Enrage
Colleenna replied to Maverick's topic in Commercials
Well, loss of libido would make for effective birth control, because ....