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Yeah except that you have to use a fistful to dry your cooch.

The squirrels that live on my brow ridge have been free for about 5 years now. I am totally out of fucks to give about other people's opinions.

I NAIRed my mustache (thank cod for facial Nair)!

Well, I had only gained 1 lb since the lockdown started way back in march, but I was eating like a damned prisoner of war in order to maintain. And then, Tuesday, in the grocery store. They've rearranged all the damned aisles and I came face to box with Cheezits. If this doesn't end soon, I WILL wind up with the Quarantine 15.

Hi fellow pounders, ha y'all doing? My eating habit tonight was grilled tofu and a green salad. Dessert was a 100-calorie halvah bar. Followed by 3 handsful of Cheezits. The person who invented Cheezits should be burned at the stake, because they are causing me to sin.

Someone has probably already mentioned it (because it has to be one of the most misheard songs of all time) but I misheard the line from Elton John's "Benny and The Jets " as "She has electric boobs and mohair shoes. "

I'm not much of a crier (although more so now that I'm older) but these are guaranteed to have me blubbering: The aforementioned Dan Fogelberg song Michael McDonald's I Can Let Go Now Jim Croce Photographs and Memories Bonnie Raitt I Can't Make You Love Me Bob Seger Against the Wind

Listening to a lot of Joni Mitchell, Tom Paxton, Ian & Sylvia. Especially some of Joni's songs that weren't particularly well known, like "Urge for Going." Yes, I *am* old.

Stronger -- Kelly Clarkson Stronger -- Kanye West Stronger -- The Score

Did you see the video of her cutting her hair? When she finished, it was not longer in the front.

Oh, see, I think fried potatoes (in ANY form) are also an abomination 😉

I agree. If you look carefully, you can see the shorter hair that she cut BEHIND the longer pieces on either side of her face (but especially on the left side of her face, which is on the right side of the picture. )

While I really don't like Tiffani, ("I'm not your bitch, bitch!") I find her preferable to Martha. But then, just about anyone would be, including Rachel Ray and the fake pioneer.

I deliberately went scrolling through her FB pictures looking for ones pre college. I found several, but the one of her in her hs prom dress shows that her hair wasn't significantly thicker than it is now. Even as a child her hair wasn't particularly thick. Just another lie.

Her hair is definitely turning gray. Prematurely? Well, the only exercise she gets is running her mouth and pushing 40.

Hostas. Deer AND bunnies. Just saying.

Ketchup is an abomination unto the lord.

No, it's about her being too effing lazy to go to the grocery store. I'm allegedly high risk (over 70 years old) and yet I manage to go out once a week to buy our groceries for the week. I'm sensible about it --- I stay at least 5 feet from everyone else, and when I get home and finish unpacking the groceries, I sanitize my countertops and wash my hands. (Grocery shopping accounts for more than 2500 steps....fitness bonus)

I could see him writing a tell-all book, though.

I'm sorry to hear that. Losing a sibling is hard enough without the additional burden. Peace be with you.

That's just nasty. It makes my scalp crawl just to read that. Since I'm not swimming, I wash my hair only every other day, but still.....

We record everything except live sporting events, which means that right now, we're recording everything. ☹

I'm actually holding steady. I'm still dragging around the 1 lb I gained the first week of the lockdown, but haven't gained any more. I did buy a set of resistance bands online and have been using them for strength training, but am unable to do any cardio. I have a hip that barks at me if I try to walk any meaningful distance, or ride a bicycle. This lockdown can't end soon enough for me.

I really wish the league would make a final decision one way or the other. Honestly, even though it would kill me, I think at this point it's best to just cancel the remainder of the season, INCLUDING the playoffs. Just be done with this, just as you were during the lockout of 2004-2005. Start fresh in the fall.

That one grosses me out so bad. I saw it for the first time today.