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Julia: Yes, and I gather from your comments there are a couple of other things you don't know, Marjorie. For example, you probably didn't know that Suzanne was the only contestant in Georgia pageant history to sweep every category except congeniality, and that is not something the women in my family aspire to anyway. Or that when she walked down the runway in her swimsuit, five contestants quit on the spot. Or that when she emerged from the isolation booth to answer the question, "What would you do to prevent war?" she spoke so eloquently of patriotism, battlefields and diamond tiaras, grown men wept. And you probably didn't know, Marjorie, that Suzanne was not just any Miss Georgia, she was the Miss Georgia. She didn't twirl just a baton, that baton was on fire. And when she threw that baton into the air, it flew higher, further, faster than any baton has ever flown before, hitting a transformer and showering the darkened arena with sparks! And when it finally did come down, Marjorie, my sister caught that baton, and 12,000 people jumped to their feet for sixteen and one-half minutes of uninterrupted thunderous ovation, as flames illuminated her tear-stained face! And that, Marjorie - just so you will know - and your children will someday know - is the night the lights went out in Georgia! Julia: I guess I'm excited about seeing Mother again, visiting a totally new country. Of course, seeing Japan with Mother will be seeing the real Japan. Suzanne: Julia, I am just here to visit Mother and pick up a car. I do not want to have any cultural experiences. As for seeing the "real" Japan, I've noticed that whenever people start talking about seeing the "real" anything, what they're talking about, basically, is hanging around with poor people. Now, I say I don't hang around with poor people at home, why should I do it on vacation? [suzanne modeling a fur pull-over] Protester: 50 animals died because of that coat! Suzanne: Wanna make it 51? Julia: Have you all just COMPLETELY lost your minds?

T is for toilet like the Girl Scouts sell.

Dorothy: I've just been thrown out of an unauthorized Elvis-fan-club... I'll try to pick up the pieces and go on with my life... I mean there must be a support group for people like me. Dorothy: An aphrodisiac, Rose. Something that makes you feel sexy... like Spanish Fly. Rose: [disgusted] Spanish flies? Dorothy: Fly, Rose. One Fly. Spanish Fly. Rose: Oh, come on Dorothy. I've been to Spain. It's not the cleanest country in the world, they must have thousands of flies. Dorothy: It is not a fly Rose! It's a beetle! Rose: They call it a fly but it's really a beetle? Dorothy: Yes. Rose: How do they know it's Spanish? Dorothy: Because it wears a little sombrero, Rose!

Yes, Wendy Williams was rude. I was thinking how she was Tony's partner, and since Tony is Maks' friend, she should've been nicer. Meryl denied she and Maks are dating, but I still love their relationship. Here's a website with some of the M/M dances: http://www.freep.com/article/20140522/ENT03/305220205/meryl-davis-maks-Chmerkovskiy-dancing-stars

My mother is still mad Derek lost the All Stars season. I liked Tony and Melissa too so it didn't matter to me.

After Maks did the segment about the babies, they went back live to Maks, Meryl, and Erin. He looked embarrased, and Tom said, "Look for the show, "The Blushing Russian."

Derek and Shawn Johnson did a Knight Rider bhangra during All Stars. It sound silly, but since D and S were such great dancers, they did a good job.

He had the best lines tonight. When he talked to the fireman, he said, "I have all your calendars." When the wedding was finally happening, he said to Lily something like, "Go be a flower girl before you turn into a flower teenager."

Yes, I think his "happiness" hurt him in certain dances. He and Sharna didn't click for me either. I wonder how he would've done with a more experienced pro. I like Candace, but she's not the best dancer. James is just blah to me. I love Derek. I started watching the show because of him and Jennifer Grey. But I've been voting for M/M because they're the dances I rewatch on youtube. Amy is amazing for what she has accomplished, but she's just not grabbing me with most of her dances. I did enjoy her quickstep and jive.

You're right, CED9. I just read the blog.

I think Amy has the samba and quickstep.

On TWOP, they would call Michael Landon playing the violin "pit fiddling".

"I go to Pure because they do have an inside source at DWTS who provides them with information throughout the week so it's fun to have a place that's updated frequently with new stuff. They are also good at linking a lot of interviews and videos." Yeah, I go there for spoilers and interviews and update my mother since she is a DWTS fan too. I love Derek, but they are really too Pro Derek.

I thought of this group when I saw this article, http://www.buzzfeed.com/spenceralthouse/heartbreaking-tv-moments-that-made-you-cry-your-eyes-out It's about sad TV moments. They mention a LH episode: "When Caroline’s parents make a trip to see her, but her mom dies en route. Caroline runs to the wagon to see her mom but is instead greeted by her coffin." or as TWOP calls it "Ma's Ma Is a Little Stiff from the Ride."

Karen: Oh, for Gods sake, its just the four of us. Grab a bottle, hunker down, and pray for daylight.

Saw this episode today and love this dialogue: Sheldon Cooper: Include me in what? Is there a plot afoot? I'll have no truck with plots. Penny: [to Leonard] No, you're right. [to Sheldon] Penny: No, there's, there's no plot, no trucks, no... feet.

I vaguely remembered this scene and IMDB provided it: Andy Travis: [knocks doorknob out of Doug's hand, forcing the door closed... holds his hand out] Where's the coke? Doug Winner: I don't know. I guess Carlson puts it on his feet. Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: [Doug leaves and Andy turns to Carlson, stunned] Good heavens! I've lost all the feeling in my left foot! [stomping his foot on floor] Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: For the love of Pete, Andy, I'm hooked! Andy Travis: No, you're gonna be fine! Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: [beating frantically on his foot with his shoe] I've got a monkey on my foot!

http://mentalfloss.com/article/56215/20-fun-facts-about-golden-girls Interesting article about the GG. It had things I didn't know.

I liked this from Penny playing video games with Sheldon: Penny: Wait, wait, Sheldon come back, you forgot something. Sheldon: What? Penny: This plasma grenade... HA look, it's raining YOU! And when Bernadette plays video games, she says, "pew, pew, pew"

With Mickey Rooneys' death, I thought about his episode and this exchange between Sophia and Rose: Rose: (Knocking on Sophia's door) Sophia? Sophia: I'm not in. Wait for the beep and leave a message. Beep! Rose: Hi, this is Rose... Sophia: Rose, shut up and get in here!

That tickled me so much.

I loved the Facts of Life. My father thought the show would never go off the air. Natalie was my favorite. I look at my favorite parts on youtube.

My favorites are from Sheldon. "Wherever the music takes me, Kitten." "Mom smokes in the car. Jesus is okay with it, but we can't tell Dad. Leonard. Not that secret. The other secret. Sheldon. I'm Batman. Shhhhh!"

I was carolinagirl63 on TWOP but now I'm BabyHouseman from my favorite movie, Dirty Dancing. I was mainly a lurker. I read every page of the forum and it's the funniest TWOP forum. There were so many funny things from the TWOP forum, but this one is my all time favorite from Prairiegal: Come, Mike told me, BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA. We've got 15 minutes alone, BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA. I played his schlong for him, BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA. I played till lunch break was done, BWAH-HA-HA-HA, BWAH-HA-HA-HA, BWAH-HA-HA-HA. So to pleasure him, BWAH-HA-HA-HA-HA. I rode his schlong. ...written during Christmas, 1978, by the makeup girl.