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nvm

Sean is smiling like he's no longer contractually obligated to take Zach's calls

His fluency in Formal Hogwash is impressive.

"So Zach, what happened to that sweet Christina girl we met 9 weeks ago? She seemed perfect for you." I think they've been editing out Kaity's personality all season. She's showing signs these last two weeks of having one.

I like Kaity, but if she's going to keep referring to the ex-bf, we need more details

Gabi, when you're lying to the camera, don't forget to blink now and then

That was some grade-A, top-shelf gibberish he just gave Gabi.

My brain took that in as "confident, dry, and secure." Thank you, 80s deodorant ads

Totally. I don't know what his dating history is like, but he was not ready for someone like Ariel. It reminds me of Old Matt Donald trying to keep up with Bri the Fake Australian Supermodel on BiP

TBH, I would practice in the mirror too if I was going to come out hot

I was lying. I'm not wasting the buzz I'm building -- I plan to be yelling at the TV in about 90 minutes

I'm gonna stay up at least long enough to hear from Arie--....oh. 'Night, all! :)

"It very might well tonight"? Way to get the drinking started early, Jesse. I'm trying to catch up.

If they're already filming, could that have been part of the reason the job went to Charity instead of Ariel/Gabi/Kaity?

I saw this. Ria says she got an anonymous DM with this. It appears eyes are rolling all up and down the fandom. I know Reality Steve isn't really a journalist, but he's Edward R Murrow compared to the crowd at Barstool.

There's a hypothesis out there's that Gabi self-eliminates. Can't say I'd blame her.

So it is to be war between us? :)

She mentioned that on her YouTube channel! Can't wait. May 8! You have just over a month to figure out your Geolocations on your VPN :)

Don't think of it as getting Juan Pablo. Think of it as getting Sharleen!

There's a chance he did, but we didn't see it. Maybe her reaction wasn't over the top enough? Or it was obvious she didn't GAF, so to speak? On the other hand, being honest with Kaity kinda blew up in his face, so maybe he was a little gun shy. I agree. Other leads have said production sets the order. The lead just picks the ones he definitely wants to keep or definitely wants to boot, and they draw up a list. That might have been Jesse's lasting contribution to the show from his time as lead.

There's this trend on social media to paint Zach as a victim and Gabi as some sort of irresistible succubus who didn't respect his boundaries and forced him to have sex against his will. Ugh. Why are people like this?

This is when I fell in love with Kaity a little

Need to find some podcasts with Gabi now. I want to hear how it was watching last night with her grandma.

Well those previews were awful. Gabi is pretty perceptive

"I'm glad we cleared that up. In the interests of transparency, Gabi likes Reverse Cowgirl."