CletusMusashi

He'll be okay. She left her bra there to keep him entertained.

Even the fucking walkers talk now. Of course.

We don't even (as far as I know) have space aliens among us in real life, but if I ran around in real life acting like he does, everyone would still assume that I was a space alien. People believing "Barney" is from Earth is as ridiculous as people not noticing that Kara looks exactly like Supergirl.

For everyone who has missed hearing Beth sing, here you go:

Melissa McBride's description of the wedding is spot on.

OK, most this week's shit was pretty god damned entertaining.

Awesome! he tried to pull an Otis and she cockblocked his romantic sacrifice.

The best thing I can say about Michonne and Judith scenes is that they are still better than Michonne and Rick scenes.

There's our Carol! I was kind of hoping her wig would burn off too.

Not Leader Girl wants to do a Rick Grimes on them.

I'm actually rolling back my isue with WTF Judith is on the council. Considering how many decisions CDB have made that any seven year old child could have seen the problem with, she might be exactly the safeguard they need.

So the Saviors were just siting around in a parking garage plotting revenge for six years?

You go, FPP!

Um... Michonne... the only reason you're even alive is that a racist ex-con meth head was somehow actually less of an asshole than your future husband. You know, the guy that said "Thanks for the baby formula" and then sold you to the Governor?

I think the council has a minimum height requirement. That's why Judith has to wear The Hat.

These people are doing way better without Rick.

Learning sign language from these new people would be a very useful skill for foraging around quietly.

I'm not sure how I feel about Normal Zeke. I kind of miss the Monty Python version.

I think Carol found Zeke's closet full of hair extensions.

That zombie just dies from the chest stab.

Daryl's gonna eat that bird.

Negan taught Michonne how to monologue.

It would have been much more long-winded. "You know something, Rick? You and me, we're a lot alike. Except that my dick is bigger. Because I've got a big dick. Hey, where the hell are you going? I wasn't through talking about my big dick yet! You know I can't chew and swallow food until I warm my jaws up by monologuing for thirty minutes! Just like you! And, remember how you gave Carl a hat and then I tried to chop off his arm, then gave him some of his own household's spaghetti, and then tried to smash his head with a spiked club? All of those things are exactly the same. We're like two easy peasies in a lemon squeezy pod, I say. Hey, can I have Lucille back? Sometimes I like to put lipstick on her and pretend she's my wife. What, like you've never had a ghost-phone threesome with Shane and Lori? I loved my wife, you know. Hey, let's whip out our dicks and measure!"

Yeah, well, speaking of singing... I don't think Rick did so bad. I mean, he could have ended up with Bob, Beth, and The Governor.

Actually, i think I've got it. An A is a ready-to-go asset, whereas a B will require more of an investment in order to be useful. Rick was an A until he got wounded. Now he's a B, but after they fix him up he can be an A again. Coral would have been an A right before getting shot, a B for a while after getting shot, and an A again after that. Similar deal with FPP. They might sometimes even take C-listers, who have no special amazing skills but are still healthy normal people to do regular work. A D-lister would be a potential C that needs medical attention or skill training. And then an F would be someone like Gregory, that will try to steal the gasoline out of your helicopter when they're in mid-flight with you.