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So if the bat was named after his wife, what's the shovel's name? RobertPalmerGirls?
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Holy crap, this chick must smell worse than Jadis. Have we finally found Daryl a mate?
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That test is a waste of ammunition. Couldn't you just test by throwing rocks?
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No way in hell is that the ending of Negan. But he can't possibly be embracing pacifism. Not without some kind of two hour long stoy about cheese.
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Neither can Daryl or Michonne. I think the director is just making us see what the world is like through their hair.
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Shit's about to get real. Michonne's using the Babylon Five opening.
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S02.E11: The Book of Secrets, Chapter One: Prodigal Son
CletusMusashi replied to formerlyfreedom's topic in Black Lightning
This show does a good job of subverting expectations. Not every B character has as much plot armor as I would normally expect. Theoretically, I could still see Khalil being brought back from the dead using similar mojo to how they brought Lala back, except I don't think there's anything Tobias wold still want from him. I mean, sure, he has great information about who BL is, but TW doesn't know that. Even though I did come around to liking him as a character, I have to confess that I am a little bit glad he's out of the way. Jennifer deserves to be involved in story arcs better than "Oh no! My boyfriend is in danger of being killed by.. the exact same villains that every one else on this show is in danger of being killed by!" -
I've really enjoyed the recent episodes. There's always gonna be a few plotholes. It's about a flying person who nobody can recognize with glasses on, for christsake! But if the stories and acting are pretty good, I can chuckle at the flaws and enjoy the stuff that the writers did a good job on. Usually my favorite good CW show is "Black Lightning" and my favorite bad CW show is "Riverdale," but lately I've enjoyed Supergirl more than either one. The plots are interesting, the characters are well-acted, and the only parts that have any real pacing issue (Commiegirl and the James/Lena relationship,) are kept down to a very few minutes of airtime. Worrying about how the magic radiation ricocheted off a satellite or something and hit the scooby van doesn't really hurt my enjoyment any more than wondering why they don't make Brainy set his cloaker setting to "regulation military haircut." As long as they don't stick storytelling on the shelf in order to bombard me with bad technobabble or heavier-than-expected on "Supergirl" social anvils, I'm pretty happy. This show has usually been kind of a guilty popcorn pleasure, but maybe if they can keep it on the track it's been following, as opposed to last season's never-ending Reign borefest, it might eventually evolve into someting as good as "Flash" used to be.
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That was a crappy Flash episode. The best thing about it was seeing Clark and Lois, which realistically should have taken place on the Supergirl installment. I feel like she forgot to tell her cousin that the shows were trading time-slots. Writers, you have failed this series!
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Please let this whole muttonchop thing be a heavy metal cult trying to bring back Lemmy. And please let them succeed.
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Hey, I just figured out what's up with the shrink. He's going to become Aquaman! Because he has a mullet! Get it? I'll be here all week.
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So I guess the big twist this week is that Barry is still a clueless fool but we're not the only ones noticing it any more?
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Yes, let's give lots of power to Hairy Jordan Peterson.
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I kind of wish Manchester would just commit to being a vigiliante murderer. He could have walked in the front door, killed Lockwood, and saved everyone else a shitload of trouble. Would The Punisher have wasted half an episode tormenting him ominously? Hell no! Punisher's got more people to kill! So, if there's ever any kind of time-travely do-over on this one, my advice to him is: 1. Put on some sort of disguise. If you're wearing a mask and gloves and speaking with an English accent, and that's all the wife can give as a description, American cops are probably not going to be looking that hard for a black guy. 2. Stop wearing English flags on every single item of clothing you have. Otherwise #1 will not help. Get a jack tattooed on your left buttcheek if you absolutely must have one on you at all times, but stop walking around everywhere with a shirt that yells "Um, actually, I'm English!" 3. Just shoot him. Brass knuckles are a decent tool for interrogating evil henchmen, I suppose, but once you actually have the evil terrorist leader right the hell in front of you, just shoot him. If you're worried about noise, maybe stab him or snap his neck or whatever, but with all the crazy high tech shit that you've pulled out of your ass so far, I have trouble believing that you can't come up with some kind of either silenced gun or silent gun-like energy pistol. Hell, you've pulled out quiet anti-Kryptonian weapons! and 4. It is your own stupid theatrical fault that you didn't kill Lockwood. Dumbass. What, you didn't think that in a town full of psychics and telepaths and supergirls that somebody might interrupt you if you screwed around with him all day? Bad killer! Bad, bad killer!
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Actually, if the lesbian couple don't want the chicken, they can adopt Harris.
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Maybe Bridget and Maria will adopt the chicken.
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S02.E07: The Book of Blood, Chapter Three: The Sange
CletusMusashi replied to formerlyfreedom's topic in Black Lightning
Did they really just try to kill an electricity-themed superhero by electrocuting him? This chick needs to go back to villain school. -
Yeah, I though tying him down was DumpsterDiva's job. I'm pretty sure Pastafarian ceremonies are legal on Spaghetti Tuesaday.
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I just take it for granted that if Dog was wearing a poodle sweater it would be red. Horses seem to do okay as long as Rick's not in charge, but dogs and tigers have not fared well on this show. Now I'm getting worried about Gary. What if he gets killed and turns out to be the Whisperer equivalent of Neil or Ken? The whole second half of the season could be one long rasping zombie-drag funeral.
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Dear Writers: The crucifixion pose that Supergirl was chained up and pulled into was way too subtle. I did not understand that symbolism at all. In the future, please try to use much larger heavier anvils. Preferably with Fouad from "Family Guy" walking through each scene and loudly explaining everything to me.
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So I guess Rick would be Fred, because he's the leader that nobody voted for who composes intricate plans that never work, and his only real contribution to this mystery has been wandering off with a redhead. Although Negan might still have the ascot. Daryl and Doggy Dixon are Shaggy and Scooby. Of course. And I suppoe Michonne is Velma, because she knows how to read clues when she can see them, but half the time she's blind, either blinded by love of Rick or blinded by that stupid wig that she insists on wearing sideways. Henry is Scrappy Doo, and I believe Kirkman himself is Scooby Dumb.
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I want to see a whole episode of these new villains, just wandering around surrounded by regular zombies, whispering things like "Hey... I found some ravioli... do you have... the... can opener..." "I think.... Gary... has it..." "Where... is.. Gary?" "I think he's... taking... a dump... behind that tool shed..."
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Everyone Aaron get romantically involved with dies. Eric, Jesus, his own hand...
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