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Doggy Dixon says "Ret's ret ra ruck rout of rere!"

Yay! Something happened! And it's a good thing they talk now, because I sure as hell can't see anything. Maybe Daryl and Michonne keep all that shit over their eyes during the day to prepare for night scenes.

Please, please, please let that happen.

Surely FPP would never forget to lock something! Although, in his defense, maybe he just wants Negan to go way and talk to someone else.

Yes, let's get Henry drunk! because he's not already an unsufferable little twat.

You do know he's not gonna get naked in "Aquaman," right? You know why? Because he'll be wearing a codpiece!

Which one?

Rick might still come back. I mean, he did hide under a dumpster... diva.

Did Michonne lose an eyeball and that's just how she covers it up? Half her face looks like Cousin Itt.

Does Negan get out of that cage to shower, or does he smell like Daryl?

Negan is such a has-been that he has to brag about Father P's dick.

Morgan or Carol could take out that entire group before credits roll.

There may not be any turkeys left, but they could always roast Foghorn Leghorn. Not sure if he'd be safe to eat, though. He'd probably keep repeating on you.

I'm actually gonna say yes. I'm not standing here judging real people, or even role models. I'm judging comedy characters. Geena is simply not funny. Even DJ makes me chuckle once or twice a week. Geena does not. The limitations of her character just being Religious Mom remind me of the limitations of the Shirley character on "Community." Too often it seemed that the writers just didn't know what else to do with her. But one big difference was that Shirley was played by Yvette Nicole Brown, who brought enough humor and charm to drastically elevate the material.

So who did he leave the murder coat to?

On a show where rattlesnakes and mud snakes are interchangeable, don't try to figure it out too hard.

So how is it possible that Michonne assures them they will be there by morning, and then two seconds away says "The sun will be down soon. We need to find shelter?" Was she planning to find shelter, waste daylight by all taking naps, and then continue traveling again once it's too dark to see where they're going, or what? Is there some new time of day in the ZA that we don't know about? Maybe it goes "Morning, afternoon, evening, schmarglebarglemonkeys, and then morning again," so she was planning to do the rest of their travel during schmarglebarglemonkeys, when the moon is blasting eveything with magical anti-zombie radiation that for some reason has just never come up in conversation before this. I mean, the sentences are like right next to each other! How do you accidentally write something like that?

I think dragons are like hulks. They magically gain mass when they're angry, and then it all disappears when they calm down.

I wonder how many houses they broke into and found themselves trying to swing clubs against somebody with bullet-proof skin or the ability to shoot lighning bolts.

Obviously the X's were carved by Xorro.

I found Yumiko's pesonality to be every bit as grating as Henry's. But I did laugh my ass off at her collapsing a building onto the zombies with one arrow shot.

I'd been hoping that "Stradivarius" would turn out to be the name of the leader of the walky-talkies.

So are we just not even pretending that you need a head shot to kill them any more?

Start practicing, in case Rick comes back for another parade.

Let me guess. Maggie wrote them twenty letters about why to keep Negan alive.