CletusMusashi

Lucky break for the guy who can only control Earth that he didn't crash-land anywhere else in the universe.

Negan is now and always shall be the one true Foghorn Leghorn of the zombie apocalypse. As for the water system: I think it works like this:

I'm not really clear on what Carol was supposed to explain to Lydia ahead of time. "OK, so, we're going out to do something about the whisperers, because we both know that they're gonna keep on creeping around our land making trouble. So we're probably gonna go some places where they have a good chance of seeing us. So, just so we're completely clear on this... do you know what will happen if they see you alive?" "If they what then they what now?" "Well, if they see you alive, that means... that they see you alive." "Oh, wow. Shit, I never thought of that. I guess I'm not very smart, huh?" "No, bless your heart, you're amazingly stupid. Why don't you just stay home and pick some tomatoes?" "Those are the little tree nuts that Judith eats, right?"

Father Pee Pants can never be killed. He's too slippery.

Not this crap again. I wasn't even on Rick's side very often by the time he flew off to Dumpster Heaven. Why the hell would I be on Negan's?

It's possible he doesn't. He might be really enjoying the spy-life, sort of like the old time KGB operatives who preferred being stationed undercover in the U.S. Seems like Lydia ought to have been able to recognize him, though.

Hey, as long as you're here, can we get another letter from you, maybe re-thinking the whole not killing Negan thing?

Holy crap, Chandler looks 12 again.

These people do not have good luck with doctors, do they?

OK, new plan: Lydia walks into Skintown rattling some chains and saying "Booooooooooooo..."

This just in! Crazy Doctor is crazy! Somebody get Nurse Lori on the phone, stat.

Wait, Eugene isn't the smartest? I think somewhere the loose ends on his ass are itching at that comment.

This reminds me of when Homer ate the world's hottest chili pepper.

Do the whisperers have their own fog machine?

He's allergic to jelly.

I don't need to hear this random extra's entire death bed schtick.

Well, they did say they wanted that guy to talk. They got a whole speech out of him.

I feel sorry for the makeup people trying to make Rosita look bad.

Do they really need to show this Star Wars commercial every five minutes? I mean, either you love Star Wars and are obviously going to watch the damned movie, or you're like me and are absolutely never going to give a fuck.

Carol, meet Lydia. Bye, Lydia. Nice knowing you.

Gabe should try to make peace with Alpha. They go to the same barber shop.

Was that Evil dead style wobbly freakout not supposed to be funny?

Nice of Kirkman to give his nephew a DJ job, I suppose.

Because the alternative would be two hours of Chris Hardwick.

Poor guy. The biggest thing he's gonna be remembered for is the doo rag argument. Here's the last thing I'm gonna say about it: I would have actually rooted for him harder if he'd been faking his outrage. Back in the "Men versus Women" season, when Rory had been screwed by a tribal swap, he actually psyched himself up a little bit to try to pull a race card, because it was about all he had left and he was trying to stay in the game and win money. He openly and self-deprecatingly admitted to the audience that he was only doing it for strategic reasons. I kept kind of waiting for an interview with Jamal where he said something similar. "Yeah, I totally just screwed with that poor Jack kid. Now he'll be too busy apologizing to me all night to sneak and off and strategize with anybody. Oh, well. Hopefully he'll laugh when he watches this." But it never came. So Jamal's offense at saying doo-rag instead of mandana or whatever the hell you're supposed to call them, (and the answer is not "buff." Nobody except Jeff Probst calls them buffs,) was apparently quite sincere. And I think that's silly. But I never thought it made him a villain. We've seen some real pieces of shit on "Survivor." Jamal isn't even one of this season's worst people. He's just a person who is PC about certain topics, one of which is, apparently, the correct terminology for haberdashical accessories worn by black men on reality TV shows. But even there, he's not one of those people who only care about issues that affect him personally. On the Feely Dan issue, he was perfectly willing to stick his neck out and make waves. He does have a pedantic way of speaking. I've seen the word "mansplain" used in regard to him a lot. Valid enough criticism. But he's not prejudiced about his targets. In his final TC, he saw a man in need of some 'splaining, and, as they would say on a certain other forum, he put on his 'splainin' pants. I'll miss him. I mean, I never hated the guy, and he was never boring, and there are fewer and fewer people left who I can say that about.