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I'm surprised by Paul's win, as well. They seemed so meh over him (both him and his shoes). Honestly, I would have vomited if Ryan won. Not a fan of that pale pastel heap....or that ghastly haircut on her giant noggin. I loved Eva's jewelry, although I tend to prefer bigger pieces.

Damn, I wanted Will to take it! He had the most ethereally beautiful face in the competition...and i'm including the women in that assessment as well. It's too bad that his height is such a liability. I don't see why he can't do beauty shots, though. Keith is very good looking, but there is something rather dull about him and I can't really pinpoint it. Must be the woodenness. There's not enough "life" there. I didn't care about Lennox and her smashed nose.

I couldn't get over how awful Lennox's Monroe pic was! I know that there is nothing remotely Marilynesque about her, but she had a huge bobble head and stumpy legs! Shei's pic was way better. But I could see Shei doing catwalk- her face is kinda meh but she has the height and body (although, realistically, she'd probably need to shed a few pounds). Lennox just bores me. She just looks like a Seventeen Magazine also-ran

Seriously, with Sean's smock? You have got to be kidding me! It looked like someone in an institution got a hold of some scissors. And the stiff, flared out sleeves....just atrocious and ridiculously unflattering. The mind boggles. Again, love Char as a person, but come on already. This is like the joke that never ends.

Yay! So happy for CJ!! I've always liked him. He's always been like the dark horse, so I'm glad he won. I thought I liked Kevin until his miserable exit. I wasn't expected such sour grapes from him.

I really hope Kini wins this whole mess of a season. I may not have liked all of his designs, but damn if that boy doesn't have MAD skills. I thought Amanda's was absolutely hideous. Giving someone a "long ass" is never flattering, ugh. I believe that Korina is more talented than Char, no question. I do love Char as a person, but I find her designs very amateurish and "mallish".

I suspect that Kat's calling card is giving great head....and going after guys who are wearing beer goggles.Really, anything that would obscure that man face of hers.

Personally, I think that Kat is the definition of complete butterface. That, coupled with her acting like a cat in heat is repulsive. Actually, Ben AND Kelley could do much better.

LoriAnn is so not cute with her rabbity teeth and no upper lip. Actually, none of these women are beautiful, with the exception of Shelly, who is like a Palm Beach socialite, plopped down in the middle of a group of tacky, low-rent "beauty" queens. But I love this show! My favorite is Vanessa because she cracks me up!

My God. What salon would even want to be associated with producing such monstrosities?? I am truly baffled. Kari is now an albino cavewoman, and Denzel...I have no words. I'm just shocked that he managed to keep it together for this long without ripping that ridiculous thing off. The chick with the half black and half white....uhhh, lame! Sure, agencies will be banging on your door with that look, it's so versatile. The only one of these hamsters with true potential, to me, is Ben. And even then, he's too tall! Matt is cute, but nothing special. I also thought that Chantelle was very pretty, but I just could not get past the vitiligo, as awful as that sounds. Every time I looked at her, I wanted to see how her beautiful features came together without the....distraction. Lenox is so average to me, although she seems sweet. That super long torso and comparatively short legs will trip her up in modeling.

Wow, I will just echo what everyone else has said about Tamara's face. I couldn't believe how bad she looked. Not that I ever thought she was pretty, but that was one scary mug. She is turning into her mother with that pinched, bitter, twisted look. And does she not own a mirror?? Heavy black eyeliner is not her friend!

She's just as homely! Same bulgy eyes and clay nose, except crybaby had no chin and Tori has too much.

That cleft palate woman ended up walking down the aisle with a potato nose.I suspect that it's still very swollen, but damn...if I were the surgeon, I would now want my work on display when it's not even healed yet! I also thought Moesha was transgender! Honey, please stop holding on to those modeling dreams. Numer one, you're too old, and number two, well.....your face.

All these women with giant implants...did they forget to work on their faces? Yikes.The skinny one with the BF was straight up hideous.

This chick is enough to make me never want to watch another episode. UGH.

If you have good insurance, a nose job can be covered because of a deviated septum. Same thing with jaw surgery. An over/underbite can cause a lot of problems for people (tooth crowding, pain, etc.). Jaw surgery is major, but the results can look phenomenal. The people on this show are either batshit, or really bad examples of just BAD surgery. I have nothing against plastic surgery at all. I've seen many, many examples of fantastic results. Having said that, I had implants put in when I was 18. I was completely naive about it and it almost wasn't my choice to begin with. It was a "gift" from my mom. Thanks mom! At first, they were something of a novelty, then I grew to despise them. I developed capsular contracture over the years and they became painful. I was never told that implants had an expiration date. The best thing I ever did was have those things removed. The doctor tried to talk me into replacing them with smaller ones but I refused. I carried them around for 20 years and I just wanted them OUT. It really was like a weight was lifted....off my chest! I'm back to an A cup and couldn't be happier. I can go braless if I want and I can wear anything. I'm naturally very thin, so a more streamlined look is just me. Huge jugs look trashy (I was "only" a C cup, though) and cheap.

Congrats on raising a couple of cretins, Penn.

I realize that we're seeing the nose job reveals too soon to see the final results, but that porn star's nose was wack! The elephant in the room which no one addressed was her wonky nostrils! There was quite the size difference. It was there before, but why did Nassif not correct that?? I have yet to be convinced that he is the top nose guy in LA. The other nose job didn't help that poor rat-faced girl. And she looked cheap and ratty when she showed up at the end with her short, tight dress. Looks like mom got the ski jump special, circa 1963.

It'd been said that you get the face you deserve. Janice went from an exotic beauty to a beady-eyed, surly looking witch. A skinny witch with bolt-ons. Eye surgery woman...was I mistaken or did Dubrow say she had a pretty face and a good eye job!? What?? Nose job guy was still very swollen at his reveal. It can take up to a full year to see the final results. But yeah, boring guy.

The whole golden showers thing for me was kind of the elephant in the room. That and Eddie Murphy's thing for trannies. Oh yeah, and Martin's drug abuse/public meltdown.

Honestly, Michelle's nose job was an improvement but I think it could have been better. Her nostrils are still too small. There is a procedure to enlarge the nostrils. The doc could have lengthened (not widened) them a bit so that they would match the added projection of her new nose. It's still a wee bit....piggy looking. Alicia was gross. No amount of boobage will detract from that unfortunate mug.

Caprice honey, ramming your head up Annabelle's arse won't put you into another social status. Also, the obliterated nose cartilage, hollowed out eyes with copious amounts of black eyeliner, and ill-advised lip lift is not working for you. Juliet, you wild and crazy gal. Please, stop trying so hard. That business up top and party down below outfit at the Fourth of July shindig was lame.

I think the reason that Elijah took so long to come up the stairs was because he was putting on his wig. Seriously, that was NOT real. It also didn't match his face- he looked like a homely, skinny, old geek. I didn't find him attractive in the videos either, but he looked even worse in person, yikes!

I like Heather too, but she has a severe case of man-face.

And I didn't think it was possible for Caprice to look more plastic. Well, I was wrong, damn! She looks awful. I don't give two shits about British royalty. People going apeshit when Catherine was pregnant? Please, get a life.