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I thought Morgan looked very pretty at the photo shoot, but I wasn't surprised. Even with no makeup, she has good features. She looks a lot like her mom! I'm also glad she never touched her nose, because doing so would have made her look too generic and cookie cutter. Can't stand Taylor, ugh. Not too bright, and a crashing bore.

Jackie seems like a former trailer park chick who got "lucky" and snagged herself a wealthy, horny older guy...and proceeded to spit out children to secure her financial future. Those two are utterly classless and vulgar, and, I'm sorry, but physically repulsive as well.

I admittedly laughed my ass off when I heard that adam's apple dig. I've always thought Chantelle was manly looking, but Melyssa is starting to resemble a drag queen. I am always shocked when I see those brows. I don't get it.

I can appreciate the washed up celebs....erm, I mean "V.I.P.s" giving honest criticism on what they are served, but Tatum was just a straight up bitch.

Here's the thing- Demetria agreed to film this launch...did she really expect us to listen to her drone on and on, all while never hearing a peep from the rest of the cast? Come on! Also, Greg is completely humorless.

No question. In older pics, her lips were much thinner so her overbite was much more evident. The cheeks have been pumped with what looks like poorly shaped clay. I have no problem with women getting tweaked (and some of them have had really good work), but she is still homely to me.

Yes, Carol has a lithe body, but personally, I think she's a butterface.

The thing that bugged me about Samm was the fact that she is the one who contacted the show...then, shows up looking like a blowup doll with 50 pounds of makeup on. Who does that!? Oh yeah, someone looking for their pathetic 15 minutes of fame.

That was just ridiculous. Misty, you and your gummy smile won't be walking in Paris. Get over it. No one "stole" the gig from you because it wasn't yours to begin with. Jordana is much cuter, despite the crunchy perm. I adore Lila, have since she first popped up on the LA show. I would totally watch a show just based on her!

The drinking is only a symptom of Craig's issue. That boy is just oozing textbook depression. It's also the weight loss, the messy apartment, the oversleeping, the loss of drive...I feel really bad for him. I also feel bad for laughing my ass off when Whitney was making everyone squirm at the family dinner :-/.

Damn. I was so hoping that Carol's horsey mug wouldn't return this season. Her wanna be hipster shtick is vomit inducing.

I concur! I think a lot of people are wondering what her family makes of her ratched behavior. It's so odd to me how in season one, she tried to present herself as some well-bred, almost prim and proper young woman, and now...this. She is a skidmark on the legacy of her own family name.

I knew Ari was transgendered after seeing some of her photos. I think perhaps she only showed tight shots of her face because she didn't want her Adam's apple to show. I lost any sympathy I had for her after the nasty texts and walking away from Jamey when he wanted to talk. Maybe she wanted to rebuff him before he rebuffed her, but she just handled the whole thing so poorly. At least talk to the poor guy- she owed him that, at least! Nothing but praise for Jamey, however. Great guy.

- Thank you! You put it much better than I did. On another note, Chris Brown?? More like Cuba Gooding Junior :-/.

Frankly, for me, the disgust mostly comes from the fact that Whitney sat there and went on and on about how much honesty means to her. I didn't believe her when she claims that they had never met before, either.

- I totally agree. Sometimes, that tired excuse says more about the person uttering it. Mica, more than anyone else, never takes herself seriously. Yes, she's completely over the top, but she does it with a firm wink. I find her hilarious, a natural comediienne.

I'm another one who used to enjoy Nene. Now, I fast forward through most of her solo scenes. I have zero interested in listening to her non-stop, eye-rollingly over-the-top, narcisssstic crap. She and her sycophantic husband make me hurl. I did enjoy this trip, it was a much needed breath of fresh air. It seemed like all the ladies finally relaxed and enjoyed eachother, for the first time in a long time.

Wow, Brandi really is morphing in to Adrienne! The beady eyes, the blown up cheeks... I also sense that she's insanely jealous of Gigi and Bella. They were raised in the lap of luxury and Gigi, in particular, is becoming a huge model. Brandi, on the other hand, was never a big model. Sure, she's tall and skinny, but very common looking.

Fran's ex is a few injections shy and maybe a couple tucks away from turning into Calvin Klein.

They should have just scrapped this episode, it was a total snoozefest. Worst co-host ever. He's an actor!? Does he play a lump on a log?? They may as well have just used a cardboard cutout.

I found Daisy's behavior really off putting...and just weird. Pretty face, but those tacky getups did her no favors. There IS a vaping community, ha ha! Some of the really experienced vapers have huge followings because they post videos on youtube, showing people how to rebuild coils and reviewing new mods (I'm getting too technical with the jargon here, I know).

Wow, GG is looking downright chunky. Those before pics make it look like she just let herself go...gut hanging out and everything. I saw those Daily Mail pics too! Eeeew. I spot a boob job as well.

Binyamin and Yeji are adorable!! Ryan is my favorite, though- that kid cracks me up!! He is effortlessly funny, and I would watch that family (annoying mom and all) on their own show.

Could Brandi be any more transparent in her pathetic attempts to stay relative on this show? You can see her practically grinning whenever she decides to drop something "outrageous" on the rest of the cast. It's her only calling card, besides having been once married to a c-list actor who no one knew before he ran of with Leann Rimes. And Brandi is looking more and more like a puppet who has been left near a fire to melt.

Oh lawd! Scheana does NOT have the body for those shorts. She is pear shaped with hips and thighs to sink a battleship. Those short shorts with a high waist don't even flatter models, imho. She needs a makeover. She has a pretty face when she doesn't trowel on the makeup, and that body needs help. Also, WHY is Jax face so bloated!? Steroids??