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It's one thing to be biased but gurls try to hide it a tad better! It's just creepy the way they responded to the weather guys comments. Especially because in the past they've made a thing of at least listening intently to what I think of as the "male gaze" judges (like ah hem, Neal McCoy) because they supposedly "know what the male fans want" or something.

The dude is a meteorologist, but clearly could not see that the forecast called for a 100% chance of this girl making the team! ☔️

Sorry if this was posted already but Marshall has a funny little video where he acts the part of Kelli calling someone into the office. It's on his and Kelli's Instagram and Judy tweeted it.

The whole scene was just amazing. They were like dammit man, don't you know you are talking about the legend, the legacy, La Kalina???? Rewatching last weeks episode it's all just too much, Kelli tearing up at the very sight of the red clad muppet girl and then later when Kelli showed Charlotte a picture of VK, Charlotte literally coo-ed. Yikes compared to the tepid response to Dayton. Objectively judging your best friends daughter or your daughters best friend, I don't think so. This makes the selection of Cassie look downright impartial.

Her interview was kind of LOL first when she kinda unironically said "the struggle was real" and the thing about magically being beckoned to Guam to "dance in a magic show" I was like, wha?

Scott Padgett, Dallas meteorologist, I hope you enjoyed your time as a judge. Charlotte will now have you escorted from the Star premises and banned for life. You tried to throw yourself in front of the unstoppable train that is VK being anointed not just a DCC but the bestest DCC ever, about to create her own legacy where her chubby permed mom left off in the 80s. Seriously though- poor Scott did not get the memo! It reminded me of the movie Mulholland Drive, where the mobster guy is telling the Justin Theroux character that he must hire a certain girl who has auditioned for his movie-- "This is THE girl."

My all stars were Nick Florez-so legit and a good presence and rapport; Phil getting to lead the ladies to the field--OMG and he's so tall! And MARSHALL his hairdo and braids gave me life. Was he wearing a plaid kilt? So cute how he crossed his fingers when the judges were talking about Brennan's chances. And his pledge to take the violet out of Jalyns hair and tone it to a soft auburn. (someone on here mentioned she looks like Janelle from Teen Mom, now I can't unsee it and she also reminds me of Casey Anthony). Marsh def brings more to the show than Rainer ever did.

Yeah so true. I've only watched this show sporadically since the first few seasons and am in disbelief at what a twisted monstrosity it is now. The cast of thousands of producers, security guards, glam squads frantically putting on this shitshow is BANANAAS

I see your point. Vic has an awkward lip/gums/smile/jaw situation IMO but I concede still prettier than lipless Cassie. Cassie was very thin and blonde and yeah I think that was about it looks wise. And who could forget the great personality. I still think it's so weird that Kelli/Judy/Charlotte are judging the DCC worthiness of the daughters of their BFFs/coworkers/employees (or of course in one case- one of their own daughters). Oh well it does make good TV I guess...

Opinions are a dime a dozen I know but in my opinion, if the faces of Cassie or Victoria were transplanted onto some non-'legacy' TCCs they'd be a possible dealbreaker. Not saying they are ugly at all. Just that we've seen Kelli and the rest nitpick the facial features of MANY a girl over the years and I can't help but think it.....

Amazed that after Tamra took that epic nude slip n slide on the hotel floor, it was something ELSE that caused her to break a bone that night! The look on the two resort guys' faces as Vicki tried to shush Shannon down from her high decibel shrieking in ninth grade Espanol was priceless. I really hope Shannon is seeing a legit therapist (and not only colonic therapists and their ilk) over her divorce. I know this was filmed only a few months or so after she filed for divorce but I'm kind of surprised on how distraught she still is over David. The shock that he got a new younger girlfriend so soon? He had a serious girlfriend during the marriage! I am only shocked that the girlfriend isn't even younger. The Beador marriage was always awkward AF to watch on this show even during their short lived marital 'Renaissance' and vow renewal era. Every televised moment of those two together reeked of doom IMO.

I took that as referring to her own actual mama -- justbecause she's bragged before on the show about her mom subsidizing her life or at least the portions not paid by Her Man. Fits well with the sucking on baby bottles schtick too. I wish one of the females would flat out tell Brittany she is a frickin loser. Sick of the Brittany lovefest it has swelled to David Koresh like culty. I am also horrified that they don't use birth control given that they bang all the time or so they insist on telling us.

Hey DJ James... RECORD SCRATCH. Have we ever seen his "roomie" before on the show?!? He has the bedroom while James lays down mad beatz on his console in the living room? What and why. ..I kind of thought Logan was James's roommate! I need more elaboration on this situation. Im glad Katie is everything zen but she took newlywed Schwartz making out with her high school friend a bit too well IMO But it's all good because he swears he can't remember it. Okay.... This season made me finally detest Brittany. When they showed the clip of Mama Frostedlips and then LVP saying that Mama and Brittany have a similar quality I said YEAH it's called abject stupidity!

The scene with Jax and Adam was rather anticlimactic. I'd rather watch ANY other couple drama than Jax Brittany drama. They are so stale. Wanted to barf at Ariana's antics on the bar. So cheesy.

Wow, Amit basically said not a word. They may as well have had one of their inflatable pool toys in his chair. Guy is handsome though! Danielle seemed trying to get in there though and fight for her spot. Stephen looked cuter than usual but so weird they never mentioned his relationship status with that guy. Ashley looked ok but Lauren looked like a gnarly old hooker. Wow those chicks really despise Kyle n Amanda! The gang up reminded me of poor Cristina from last season. In my humble opinion Lindsey and Everett were not really broken up during the season. I found it notable she didn't bang any of the sundry men she was around over the summer despite her loud insistence that she was single and horny. Her and Everett are both awful so well suited I guess. This show, with this cast, can't come back for another season can they? It's like a nightmare elderly cast of Real World that never changes!

Lindsey's boobs were alarming especially when she was laying down -they looked like they were trying to crawl out the sides of her tank top. The average age of those polo dudes looked to be about 45. But I guess the Chinless Scowler, Everett will be back next week to win her back? Funny how the guys on the date with Danielle and Lauren were total doppelgängers. Lauren was likeable when she was talking to Stephen at the end there. And she didn't lash out or flop her boob aggressively at "Olive Oyl" Carl's 'date'. Progress. Why does Ashley need to come back so soon? Agree with the above that Amanda has a very pretty and interesting look. Although in this episode I kept marveling at how her fuschia lip color never seemed to wear off through the ongoing travails with Kyle. Kyle's breakthough app is called 'Fenix' hahaha.

Agree that Divorce Closet seems like a preamble to plenty of Judge Judy and Peoples Court type disputes. LOL at Rob apparently not giving Scheana any equity in this craptastic business. Yes Scheana I'm sure you two will be on easy street due to this venture. Im going to feel Robbed if we don't get to see their breakup on the show. PS -Team Mike Schay, pills, mad beatz, n all. I love Sandoval in many ways but when he gets like he's been the last few episodes I get why he's with the odious Ariana. Hope they show more Peter and James roommate hijinks! i had totally forgotten about the Jax/Lala stuff! Jax "hockey is my life" and Brit "helping children is my passion" just seem to have the fakest storylines this season. One thing is for sure --they RICHLY deserve each other and this season (plus that freakin Kentucky spinoff) burned off any last bit of sympathy I have for her. Also that Hot Barback guy, surprised he was a model and had gorgeous photos because he looks kind of dorky on the show. Next week Stassi vs Kristen seems a callback to the earlier seasons!

In the last episode or so she is wearing a pendant with a small letter "E"-- is that for Emmett? maybe she could buy off Scheana the "R" pendant Scheana was wearing for HER man Rob. Maybe on Scheana's "Divoce Closet" business!

I was waiting for them to show a photo of baby James with GM it's kinda weird they didn't --if you google there are definitely pix out there. Andros Georgiou sounds like a piece of work, he was a cousin of GM and his bitterness over their falling out has led to his saying lots of nasty things esp when GM died. I wonder where James got the surname Kennedy from? Maybe as a prank GM drizzled the musical talent of Andrew Ridgeley instead?

Amit looked gorgeous at the birthday dinner. Lucky Lindsey to make out with him on the party bus -I'm glad the Chinfree Lecture-y Everett was not present. I Hope Stephen has a good therapist to help him deal with the family issues. I feel for him and what he is dealing with. That guy he had the blind date with seemed sweet. Maybe Amanda should check back in with Kyle when he's 45. He doesn't seem willing to change at the mo. So next week Carl interacts with a lady in front of Lauren. Get ready for a lot of rage and aggressive tit-swinging!

David was from Wisconsin and went to architecture school at the University of Minnesota. Jeff Trail was from DeKalb Illinois (hometown of Cindy Crawford). This episode was heartbreaking and the violence shown in the navy ship was sickening. The inhumanity of homophobia and associated cruelty was very well depicted. This article in People in 1997 about Jeff has a lot of good info from his sister who met Andrew. http://people.com/archive/one-good-man-vol-48-no-6/

How sweet was Sandoval and Jax having their bedroom talk and Sandoval offering to help Jax out? That dude has a heart of gold and I am not even kidding.

Yeah also falling out of a different dress later in the show. Plus Lindsey's boobsout dress on her big "date". Speaking of boobs, and annoying, remember when Mama Wirkus was on last season and they were all bragging about how they used to flash tit at other motorists while they were at stop signs? And she's back next episode yayyyyyyy. Random but I think I've heard Ashley and Lauren say they were identical twins and I was surprised. I think they look fraternal.

Tarot Reader: "I've just turned over the Contemptuous Cabbage Patch Doll card, Stassi. Is there someone in your life right now who is condescending, yet lumpy faced and greasy bunned?" My brief fondness for James this season fizzled with his mean drunky thing. I do like when they show Jax being exasperated by him. Poor James torn between Lala, Raquel, and Logan-- it's like the old song Love Stinks. Speaking of Raquel how is that girl a model? She's not even cute at all. It's gonna taste delicious when Rob dumps Scheana! It's all happening, maybe next episode! Almost as golden as the 'keep it down because Rob has to drive the boat tomorrow' was the part where she implored "This is literally Robs happy place everybody, so please be respectful!"

Patrick is like a man-sized Cabbage Patch Doll with a velcroed bun and a permanent sneer. LOL at him telling Stassi's mom "I'm good by myself" re Amsterdam-blockgate. Whatever Ariana's true problems are I have heard enough about her vag. I did like the heartfelt convo while Sandoval was in full Maleficent garb. Somebody said above that Tom Sandoval should be a stylist and it's so true. When he said how much he loved helping dress up the triplets my heart slightly melted. That talking head outfit of grey suit printed with palm leaves and a purple half zip..and the one with the pullover and bow tie.. I need more James than this episode offered. Good callback though to "Would the owner of a Toy-ot-a with a Mickey Mouse keychain please come to the DJ booth..."