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Wouldn't that make him your brother?

Wow, Bakersfield is ridiculously cheap for California. These two nitwits have a tiny budget but insist on it completely be move-in ready (ie. no painting), have 5 bedrooms so each of their children (several whom looks like they're pushing 30 yo) can have their own bedrooms, 3 full baths so the kids don't have to all share, and a freaking pool. On top of that, the incredibly annoying wife had to have her own office so that she could run her life-coaching business (huge roll eyes).

Zagreb, Croatia: loved the obligatory segment at the end with the HH chopping vegetables and entertaining her new "social circle" which consisted of Tristan and a random woman whose knowledge of English was probably limited to the "hhmmmm" she managed to muster.

Latest episode of Caribbean Life with Miami --> Dominican Republic house hunter having the worst case of upspeak for a guy I've ever heard. I couldn't make it past 10 minutes into the show. He turned every single line that came out of his mouth into a question. Considering he was doing the show solo while nearly all of these include a friend or family member, I wouldn't be surprised if there weren't many people around him that could tolerate hearing him speak.

Sitges woman was horrid. She has to be in the top 10 worst house hunter for me. Usually when the hunters criticize something about a property they do it in a nonchalant way. This woman just does it in the bitchiest tone possible. The husband was pretty annoying with his beach obsession, but her constant comments about him bumming around while she's bringing in the paycheque got old fast.

I don't think I've ever seen an episode of HH/HHI where the agent hates the buyers as much as the latest one in Norfolk island, Australia. That agent was seething with rage for those two women. He didn't hold back at all in his talking heads. Can't say I blame him tho. Those two were annoying. I'd fire myself within minutes of working with them if I were their agent.

Once again Saul is wrong and screws things up. I literally can't think of a single thing he did right in the history of this show. He should have been kept locked up where he can't mess anything up.

Insane homicidal Morgan is soooo much more likable.

The new idiocy is a recent one where the husband complains that the dual sinks were next to each other on the same vanity. He wanted it totally separated so that his wife doesn't encroach on his space. Why do these people bother with the song and dance? Just go see a divorce lawyer now. ETA: I think the "writing" staff are involved in drafting the dialog that gets narrated during the episodes.

Agreed. Weird or not, this was a great "business venture". I can see Haley getting in on it too.

Bruce's storyline is so pointless now. Who thought that turning him into an annoying bratty teen is a good idea?

Michone backing out of the plan was bullshit. Does it have something to do with Rick not being there? Eugene better die next episode.

Ummm... what? The producers didn't come up with the cheating scandal. Clair bought that upon herself. And then admitted it. This is a subjective judging competition. If TPTB wanted the twins gone, they both could have been auf'd by any one of their tacky creations. These two are reality TV gold. I can see the producers in the background wringing their hands in glee. Thing 1 and thing 2 are pretty much guaranteed a spot at All-Stars.

Nor did I say she was. But she did kindly provide them with so much sad face footage when they had the cameras pointing at her.

From the all the scenes of her pouting I really thought they were going to give Margarita the win. She was seriously riding on that hurricane's coattails and going for the sympathy factor. Hey Margarita, your "collection" is a bunch of gaudy costumes. Enjoy your fourth place.

I'm sure this was mentioned in the official rule book. You know, the one that says not to bring a tape measure back with you to the hotel so you can measure your tank top.

From last night's Myrtle Beach episode of Beachfront BH... Husband during intro: "A pool is a must-have for us" Husband after touring property with a pool: "That pool is too much maintenance. We're on vacation, we don't want to do any maintenance." For fuck's sakes.

Cam was more insufferable than usual, which is quite the feat for him. They need to write this overgrown man-child off the show asap.

Not much laughs in this episode for me. The topic was too somber. Rosario was one of my favorite characters. Too bad they couldn't get Shelly Morrison to un-retire and make a couple of cameos.

The twins never dared to copy outfits in the same challenge. Standing side-by-side, the similarities between Brandon's and Kentaro's were glaringly obvious. Since Brandon's had all had the elements that he's been using the entire season, I can fully see why they pointed the fingers at Kentaro.

Love the new partnership with Ed and Grundy. Ed could do no wrong IMO. I swear he could have awesome chemistry with the hot dog cart.

Please stop calling it the Brother sewing and embroidery studio. No embroidering is done in that room. Ever.

The camp scenes were hilarious. That male counselor made me LOL. Great ep. Really classic Will & Grace.

Those two dimwits would last 5 minutes on TAR.

There's one thing about Daenerys, she gets things done. RIP dragon. Shut up, Tyrion.