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But But But...Meri is Speshul! We lowly monogamist types can't understand.

He does look a bit hungover. I hope Kootie got his panties in a knot over Garrison celebrating, if in fact there was alcohol involved. Garrison and Gabriel are favorites of mine. Paedon is too, for standing tall and not going to that stupid pro-polygamy thing a couple of years ago. Christine dragged all five of her daughters there, IIRC.

I haven't read all the comments, but I did watch the Hoarders update on Sandra and the mansion in Greensboro that was so badly hoarded. I was so happy to see that Michael and Eric, who had the patience of Job and then some, have been renovating it to its rightful glory. They were so patient and caring. Great to see the outcome.

I agree, people here tend to be respectful of other posters, which I do appreciate. I tend to use salty language pretty freely (hey, I'm old, I think I've earned it!) and sometimes I may overuse certain words that *may* be offensive. I won't apologize for that. Yes, I can be a bitch sometimes. I'll own that. Freedom is a wonderful thing. I don't really do social media, and people like Mariah/aka Pudge are a prime reason why I don't. I have a very low tolerance for other people's bullshit (TY George Carlin, RIP.) Anyway, it's a lot of fun here. As an aside, one of my relatives breastfed until her daughter was 4. That's the longest time that I've known someone personally to do that. I wasn't asked for my opinion, and didn't offer it. This board is fun for me. If it wasn't, I wouldn't read and post. I've watched Sister Wives since the beginning, and hey! If one is on a reality show (and I've heard Mariah refers to herself as a reality TV Stah!) then expect some snarkiness. It goes with the territory.

Don't forget coffee grounds! My late MIL was a master gardener. I'd love to have her critique Janelle's pathetic attempts at anything to do with gardening. Yes! I hadn't read your post.

I love you Joan! Tell it like it is. Like my brother-in-law said of his wife years ago, "if they made chocolate shit, she'd eat it!) Yeah, he's an asshat like that. TG Mr. X never says anything disparaging about me (and if he does, I don't hear about it.)

@Kyanight, I love you! This is freaking hilarious! So great. LMAO funny!

Thank you for a laugh-filled synopsis. I really enjoyed it. We have some great posters on this board, and I look forward to devouring it with gusto. Picture Mariah or Janelle eating their prized avocado toast, and that's me reading here!

I read on another forum that a poster had surmised that Kootie & the Gang were no longer welcome in LV because the HOA on the cult-de-sac (their unfortunate neighbors) were sick as hell at all the CHA-OS (remember that ep?) resulting from all the businesses the Brown Clowns run out of their McMansions (MSWC, LuLaNo, LIV, etc.) and the traffic from the film crew, not to mention the UPS/other delivery vehicles creating disturbances galore on their street. I still think Robochin (thx @Kyanight) decided on Flagstaff because of Day-Un. Their exile in LV ran out its welcome. Boo Hoo. Persecuted right the fuck outta there! Has massive Viagra dosing caused Kootie to lose what little brain he has? What a dick.

Wowza. My head is spinning. I remember Big Love's Adaleen explaining to a youngster, her convoluted family history. IIRC, Adaleen said something like, she became her own grandmother when she or another relative married someone (?) Too bad Aspyn's on the grifter train, too.

Great post. Putting aside her size, it's true that there are plenty of other things this entitled brat does that are snark-worthy. I was quite overweight for 20 years, and still looked clean and neat, with clothes that fit. Anyone that takes such care to draw her eyebrows just so, can certainly take the time to shower, wash her hair, and lose her excessive pretentiousness. Mother Meri caved and I believe still caves, to Mariah's demands. Lucky her.

ITA. Sister Wives Meri should have also met "Sam" before she took daughter Mariah along to meet "him" at Disneyland. Fibber's a horndog, and Paige is never going to give in to having another "wife." Their sons seemed only too glad to latch onto a less crazy mother. Very sad, for the kids.

I won't. I don't like avocados, and never will. Same with olives and tomatoes. The only "vegetable that is really a fruit" that I like is cucumbers. I'd love to see MFM's Strife take on this.

Joan, your head will never rival Kootie's gigantic head! No worries there.

Totally agree about Aurora. Breanna looked pissed on the TH segment, and didn't say a word. If anyone buys into plyg life, it will be Robyn's spawn, and Aurora will be the first. Even my legs are darker than Janelle's. Hers are fishbelly white to the extreme!

I wonder if hairy pits are the latest thing in Bali. The above picture is just gross. Pudge looks filthy dirty. Does Sludge get to go too, as the official photographer?

I was going to post the similarity I saw between this dumb move, and I Love Lucy! The thing that continues to amaze me, is that they don't care how stupid they look. I'd be so ashamed.

Thanks Sandy. Yes, FT would have been there if there were tacos to be eaten!

I don't think it was Sludge. The one in the kitchen had her hair tied back and wore glasses. Christine's mothers' helper, maybe? A sister/aunt? Lies on Robyn's sofa. Barks orders at everyone. "I am the general." Acts like a lunatic.

Who was the pudgy woman in Christine's kitchen when she was cutting watermelon?

Dear Mindy: your mind has obviously been taken over by your lovely auntie Robyn. She has THE POWER! She is SHE-RAH! I can't understand why Mindy stayed in LV. With Robyn's witchy hand on her nether regions! Did devoted wanna-be sister wife Mindy just get tired of being controlled by the Strong Jaw? She protested too loudly, here.

As one of my aunts used to say, he's got a lot of face to wash.

IIRC, Robyn has stated that she had a 9-year marriage. Her ex was the one that filed. Hmm.

Love, love, and love! this post. Rage-watching, I'll be there too. Can't wait. It would serve these dumbasses right to get cancelled.

Just like my kitty peeing in the back yard, to keep other cats away. Cameras on a honeymoon? Rubbing it in, but good. Robyn did everything but cut the others, and rub salt in their wounds.