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Shat is a joke for Mr. X and me. I first read the word in a Stephen King book, and Mr. X didn't think it was a word. I said, "if it's good enough for Stephen King, it's good enough for me." Past tense of shit. Anyway, Robyn is a buzzkill. The fact that she speaks with authority on events she wasn't even there for, is just arrogant. I can't stand the bitch! Yeah, that commitment ceremony was cringeworthy, in more ways than one.

I see another Strife post courtesy of MFM, in our future...

Sweet Tea? Bet it's just filled with sugar. Might as well drink regular soda. The whole thing sounds like a carb nightmare. Then again, is this different than any other day in the Strife Life? MFM, are you gearing up for another great post, maybe after tomorrow's "inspiration?" Please say yes 🙂

Kootie actually looked halfway decent in the above photo. Shock! Now he looks like a demented scarecrow, with scary shark eyes.

I'm more apt to curse them (and those on this forum know I have a potty mouth) than hear angels singingk. Maybe since I live in the Evergreen State, I don't appreciate trees enough. Or something?

That hat gets Miserable Meri a few points. You guys, she has to have been reading here! Next to Queen Robyn, Princess Meri seems to be the least favorite 'wife.' I don't know even Meri could deny she's beyond selfish and self-serving. Well, on second thought, of course she could. Just like Kootie shouldn't (but probably would) deny he's a raging misogynist and narcissist.

We get a lot of bird shit here, too! Big trees and all. Ooh, maybe Kootie and the Gang "shoulda" moved here. Then revisionist Robyn could have pretended they lived here "from day 1." Dear Pudge: your hair is anything but dry and curly. Maybe, just maybe, DevaCurl isn't your friend. So Pudge is dog-sitting, while Sludge got to get on the Bad Ship LLN? Poor thing. Maybe she should fly to Flagstaff, and try to wrest Kootie away from bonus mom/family ruler Robyn. Never mind: Pudge would try to claim Support Animal status again, the lying liar that she is.

"Jeens?" Way to spell (not.)

If true, no wonder Kootie seems to be more appreciative of Christine, of lately. AFAIK, she has no co-sleepers, and Kootie has to get his jollies somewhere. Sorry for the mental picture.

@Mahamid Frauded Me, another great installment! Thank you for enlivening Janelle's posts and making them 1000 times better. Canned cabbage? I wasn't even aware there was such a thing. It sounds horrible, @Joan of Argh, I agree, gross and soggy. Ugh. Janelle is so lazy. I'm lazy and old, and she makes me look good, in comparison.

Thanks, Sandy, I look forward to your posts, as you have a wonderful way with words. Yes! "I am the General," barked Kootie. IIRC, they were in some coffee place when he did that. Most of the fambly didn't seem to be impressed, poor baby. "Assholic," what a perfect description! hahaha

MFM, you are on fire today! Or as our fitness advisor Janelle would say, you are a "rock star." But rilly, J HAS to make more than one trip to the fridge in a whole hour! I'm dying here, birthing tubs! hahahahaha

Probably the latter. Kootie is beyond being jealous of anything Meri does, as long as she shows up on filming days.

Of course! Meri is delusional enough to think a hot looking millionaire would beg her to ride off into the sunset with him, and flee from those fools in the cult-de-sac. She was more than ready to do so, had he been real. Are there that many men that schlock LuLaNo? Or is Meri stealing spouses aboard ship?

And, for him saying he wants to see all his kids every day. He got all wistful talking about Ariella, his "last child." Pity he didn't give such thought to his 13 earlier kids, BR (before Robyn.)

If you happen to watch the earlier episodes where he takes wife #4, Robyn, on a fabulous honeymoon, the unhappiness and jealousy of the first 3 wives is quite apparent. He favors Robyn's kids above his other 13 children, quite obviously. The episode where the family goes to Hawaii is also quite telling. He acts pissy, arrogant, churlish, and childish every which way. He's a narcissistic bully, buffoon, and altogether unlikeable. I am sure other posters can add many other examples, as some have already.

What the hell is she eating there? Looks like more so-called "health foods" that are going to pile on the pounds. Next, she'll be advocating vaginal steaming, like the Snowdens on Seeking Sister Wife. Jeez Louise. I use Deva Curl products, and I can assure that my hair does NOT look Pudge-like. She's a sorry representative for those products. Maybe she only uses them once a month? Whatever. It would be interesting to hear what her classmates think of her. Surely, they can't all be this vapid. Shudder.

On YouTube, there is a documentary called Personal Polygamy. It goes into the intermarrying topic. I was intrigued and appalled at the same time. Worth watching, IMO.

Or as Robyn says, Day-un.

We actually have a watch channel on Spectrum cable. Crazy. Yes, Kootie always carted King Sol around like a growth around his neck, for years. Now it seems like even Sol has turned against him, and thinks dad's a gigantic pain in the ass. Sooner or later, the boys have all basically figured out that dad is a joke!

In more ways than we lowly monogamists will ever understand. Ugh!

Me too. These are not the great pyramids of Egypt that they're doing. I agree. They are the persecuted plygs. Kootie even said that every group in America has rights except his own little cultish family and their ilk. Remember when he was pissed that Janelle and Meri went to the women's march thing in support of Mariah/Pudge? So it seems Kootie fills entitled to be a sexist misogynist pig, and demand that he & his harem should be given the right to do whatever they fill like doing. How does his head even fit through a doorway? What an ass.

Yes, I knew his middle name was Mitchell. Just curious as to why he's not Dave or David? Poor Aspyn. She's such a lovely young lady, and hopefully will nix any hint of Mitch/David taking additional wives. Dear Aspyn: Please do not think you have to validate your parents by accepting anything less than an entire man, all the time.

Dear Robyn has obviously negated any love for the "big house." I shouldn't wonder why.

Tell it to your bonus mom aka Janelle. Otherwise, just STFU. You aren't telling most of us anything new. That's what I get for not reading all the posts before I sound off. Love ya Sandy!