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Dear laurakaye, I think you have their so-fondly-called nicknames reversed. Sludge = Audrey, aka Audge. Pudge = Mariah. Or maybe I started happy hour 20 minutes early. Otherwise, I love your post ❤️ LMAO mildewed polyester. My dad used to call the slacks he wore in the 70's "plastic pants."

Poor Aspyn. She really has no idea, or she chooses to ignore, the fact that Kootie disparaged Christine from day 1, and even before. Nachos, anyone? Never mind that they've never had the ebil gov'mint licensed marriage. Dear Aspyn: please do not let Mitch (and why is he called Mitch? His first name is David. Is that his dad's name?) talk you into polygamy when he gets "the calling."

I get a headache just imagining thinking about it, so I won't.

I have to ask for just a hint of what you might have said here...

Why do I envision Jessica Walter playing Paige in Play Misty For Me? All kinds of scary.

Ashley (or Assley, as one of the posters here called her) is a stuck up snobby bitch that thinks her shit doesn't stink. Vanessa seemed only too happy to be her nanny and Dimitri's sex slave. I cannot fathom why a pretty woman (Vanessa) would be willing to bow to this creepy couple's desires. So weird.

How awful! I see a woman in a wheelchair occasionally when I grocery shop, and I would guess she's in the same situation as the photo. Christine and Kootie are just pretending Ysabel can fix herself. That lovely young woman should have been born to better parents. That contraption they made her use did nothing for her. That makes me furious, and Ysabel blames herself, which is ridiculous. C & K have put fear of surgery ahead of their daughter's well-being. Idiots.

I get what you're saying. I hate cameras and attention, too. I'm an introvert and too old to change. Luckily, Mr. X lets me be me. He's the extrovert that can talk to anyone about practically anything. Christine evidently made peace with a toaster. I didn't notice that! She had a fear of microwaves as well. When Kootie took Christine and her kids to LV, prior to moving there, she wouldn't use the microwave in their hotel room. I guess the built-in microwave in her McMansion forced her to face that phobia!

Mariah: "a round of avocado toast and it's on me." Says she of the dreadful (supposed) student loans. Yes, hanging with SludgePudge will put weight on anyone. Poor girl.

She's taking selfies with MEN! In the old days, Kootie would have had a fit. Now he won't give two shits. I agree with Sandy - Maddie is smiling and being nice, only when the camera is on her. I think she's a snippy little brat, although not in the same league as Meri/Mariah/Mykelti. The M Quartet.

One word: Day-un.

So is "scumbag" or so I read someplace. Kootie obviously has never used one.

I've never been there, but I couldn't have guessed it was muggy. I live where it's a dry heat, and that is just fine with me. Humidity is so uncomfortable, to me anyway. Kootie is going off the rails, by now. Hahaha that he has to get his lazy ass off of that ratty recliner to "commute" to have a conjugal visit, and visit his unfortunate kids (any except Robyn's.) Oh who am I kidding? He stays like a good doggy when Robyn says "sit." Kootie's punishment for her affair with Sam/bananarama.

Thank you! I guess my G guess was wrong.

You missed the memo. Kootie is more than busy selling his family to TLC year after year. The 40-some weeks they're not being filmed (sold out), he's parking his lazy ass on whomever's sofa that he decides to boink that night (or week, or whatever he does.) LOL

Robyn didn't forget; she's a born liar. Kootie is a complete and total idiot. Narcissist, to boot. They can both go pound sand.

Her house resembled the LV houses. I too now can't remember where Kootie went to have his "dream house, never gonna happen" plans drawn up. Did it start with a G? Someone will remember.

Anyone else here old enough to remember Toni home perms? Did that ammonia stuff stink! For some reason, my hair got curly after I had my daughter. I've learned to appreciate it. No way is Kootie's curl real. He'll be bald soon if he keeps that perming up. Good!! Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

So, now steaming one's vagina is a thing? And awhile back, my daughter told me about anal bleaching (no, she wasn't into it.) Where do people get this stuff? What a world.

Oh, yeah...when Paige said "that is a HUGE steak" toward the end, when Fibber cooked her a din-din to 'soften me (her) up' why did Fibber remark "that's what SHE said." WTF? Does he want everyone in TV land to think (haha) that he has a HUGE dick? Gawd, what a gross pig.

Wait, WHAT? Robyn has FANS? I did spot her creepy stepdad at the gatheringk for Aspyn & Mitch. Robyn let him in to take "pitchers" whilst she birthed the latest 2 kids. Bleh. No way would I have allowed that.

Just had another thought. Mr. X wandered through the room this a.m. when I was watching the DVR'ed episode. When Christine & Aspyn were on Christine's bed talking, Mr. X said, "why is the bedpost on the right shorter than the one on the left?" He notices the small stuff that I miss, but he won't sit and watch the whole thing with me. I don't mind too much, as I have a lot of fun with my fellow snarkers here.

Kohola, I'm sure you've said that you don't watch SW any more. You really did miss Kootie doing that exact Charlie Brown thingk, to disparage Meri, a week or two ago. LOL

I think they realize their owners are a couple of dipshits, not to mention liars. I feel sorry for the little critters.

Poor, poor Robyn. She's "drownDing" in Kootie's urgency to move! She is loathsome. Lies, all lies!