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HerkyJerky

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  1. You're not the only one! I thought I know I'm getting old but how did I not remember that May was using? Thank God they cleared that up quickly! LOL!
  2. Two questions: where are Francesca and Damian and is Shayne wearing pigtails? WTF?😏
  3. Hey, thanks for the heads up! I love that show also but haven't seen season 8 yet.
  4. Unlike Whoopi, I LOVE Paula Faris!
  5. All this talk about smoking reminds me of my worst date ever. I knew this woman from the neighborhood but didn't know anything about her but she was cute and nice and friendly, so I thought why not? I suggested going for drinks on the beach and she was nice enough to drive since my car a/c was out. We get in her car and first thing she opens up her purse and says, "Oops, I don't have enough cigarettes for today, we'll have to go to the store and get more" But the thing was that I had looked and there were THREE packs of cigarettes in her purse. So she asks do I mind if she smokes and while I was deciding if I give her a truthful answer or a polite answer she says, "Well, it doesn't matter. I'm going to smoke anyway!" As were driving, I noticed that she kept looking in the rearview mirror and just then she slams on the brakes and yells out the window, "GET OFF MY ASS, YOU REDNECK!" And here I am thinking this is going to be a fun day. LOL! We get to the beach and the parking is horrible as usual. We're in the parking lot and we're just inching along looking for a spot and she throws up her hands and screams, "I CAN'T TAKE IT! I JUST WANT TO GO HOME!" But just then she spies a spot, pulls in and we head to the beach. I'm thinking we might salvage this date after all by day drinking at the beach but after sullenly drinking her drink, she says "I just want to go home. " We drove home in silence and I never saw her again. I know we've had a lot of internet horror stories but how about some in-person horror stories? Can anyone beat that?
  6. I downloaded "Bashir with the Good Beard" and "Voldemort under my Headscarf" and I listen to those songs all the time!!
  7. https://news.yahoo.com/woman-threw-house-party-65-010000214.html
  8. Shayne breaking up with someone? I'M SHOCKED!! LOL!😏
  9. I had jury duty a while back and it doesn't make me mad about the low pay; what made me mad was I sat in a BIG room for 8 hours with 400 other people and they NEVER called my name. I was SO bored! So 2 years later when I was called, I made sure I had PLENTY of reading material and my name was the very FIRST name called. LOL! And I was on a medical malpractice trial for 3 weeks.
  10. Marie Osmond can "Meet Me in Montana" anytime! 😍
  11. RH, have you read the book "Group" by Christie Tate? The author has a lot of the same thoughts as you and it's an interesting read.
  12. Unfortunately not. If any of us had a foolproof way of meeting decent people, I think we would all be in relationships instead of continually looking. This reminds me of a Beetle Bailey cartoon that I've kept in my wallet for years: Beetle says to Killer: "Have you had any luck in finding the perfect girl?" Killer replies: "As a matter of fact I have!" Beetle says: "That's great, Killer!" Killer replies: "Actually, not so much. She was looking for the perfect guy!"πŸ˜‚
  13. "Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice", "Devil in Miss Jones"--You know you're getting old when you get an 80-yr-old's asides!😁😎
  14. OB, have you ever seen the show "Fleishman is in Trouble"? GREAT SHOW! It's about a doctor in NYC who is having marital problems. After Fleishman's wife divorces him, he goes crazy with the apps and is having continual sex but he laments to his buddies that he just wants to meet a normal girl. The people on that show's board explain that the ratio of women to men in NYC is 2 to 1. Is that true?
  15. And why when Whoopi says this, there is no blowback but when Don Lemon says it on his CNN morning show there is PLENTY of blowback and he is taken off the air to attend "Sensitivity Training" mandated by HR?πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
  16. It could be either thing, both or neither. Maybe he just wants somebody to do things withπŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ. I just now got an e-mail from Ticketmaster of all the fun things to do in Tampa for the next 3 mos but I don't have anybody to do them with.
  17. Hey, even at 80, you gotta shoot your shot!😎
  18. Actually, she said "20 acres and a mule". Is that why she is always pissed off? Because somebody screwed her ancestors out of 20 acres??🀣
  19. Glad to see our girl, Anne-Sophie on reality tv again in The Perfect Match!
  20. Trini, was one of them "Meet Cute" on Peacock? I loved that movie!
  21. That or he could be like a lot of people when they're in a stressful situation, they just babble uncontrollably.
  22. Speaking of things that are contrived, Matt says he can't move in with Colleen because he doesn't want to pay $5K to break his lease. But didn't they say that this special was ONE YEAR after the weddings? So, either he has a two-yr lease (is that even a thing?) or he re-upped his lease AFTER they got married? Something stinks here and I don't think it's the anchovies on Raven's salad!πŸ˜†
  23. When Alexa tells her stepmom that she is trying to get pregnant and her stepmom asks her, "Are you ready to have that big stomach?", I'm sorry but the only thing I could think about was "Umm, Stepmom, that ship has sailed!"πŸ™„
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