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I think I may have actually met a few truly good people in my life. . .Alyssa wasn’t one of them.

I think it was a case of her standing too close to him, crazy talking, and a little drop of spit flew out and landed on him. He makes it sound like she pulled back and hocked a loogie on him. Hard to tell with those two though!

From Mr. Chapman’s comments, it sounds as if the first night was just talking and that he needed to actually “sleep” with her to know for sure she wasn’t “the one”. Cad. He knew she wasn’t and just wanted another notch on his belt. I hope women everywhere saw him and avoid him like the plague from this day forward. I do think Ms. Remy was all in on Mr. Chapman, despite her pronouncement of ‘love’ for Mr. B. She was sure Mr. Chapman was ready to settle down and heard just what she wanted to hear to confirm her narrative—that they would drive off into the sunset together in his van and then he would sell the van and come and work in the family business. She may pick someone in the end, but I doubt it will last.

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Wow. Just wow. That was the worst. The whole season—the worst. So sad.

Katina, run girl. Seriously, RUN like the wind. Don’t cry for that horrible nasty person the ‘experts’ foisted off on you. RUN...I’m begging you! RRRRRUUUUUNNNN!!!! O, you are working so hard to make Katina the bad guy and say ‘no’ on DD, but we all see you. Mike, Jasmeena’s just not that into you. Lyndsey, Mark is scared of you. Let him go back to the beige room in his beige life and be beige. Steve and Noi, you are at different places in your lives. Realize that, accept that, and move on.

Whenever Olajuwon says, “We talked about it,” my first thought is “No, YOU talked about it” because Katina can barely get a word in.

Noi, you can tell me having a child is like having a pet AFTER you actually have a child.

Pretty sure if you have to keep telling people what a good person you are, then you are absolutely NOT a good person. 🙄

I think it must be so boring to sit around waiting for your 2 minutes to talk/make out with the lead—I’m imagining that they’ve turned getting rid of Shane into a game of Taboo! Can you get Colton to realize she’s evil without using certain key words? “Crazy B”! “Wrong reasons”! “Manipulative”!

I see Jesse is putting his stamp on the show...it wasn’t ‘the final rose this evening’ but ‘the last rose tonight.’ Or maybe he just forgot his lines!

Why oh why are they encouraging Mikaela to learn combat skills? So she can seriously maim the next guy crazy enough to go out with her? Is she getting any therapy beyond the limp affirmations the instructor was spouting? And why does Jose keep doing that weird thing with his mouth? It looks like he is super angry and trying not say what he’s really thinking. He gives me the creeps. Never liked Myrla, still don’t.

My wish is for all future bachelor/ettes to start the season off by saying, “If anyone feels compelled to tell me about another contestant ‘for my own good’, just know that I will be sending both your asses home.” All the name calling, whining, and finger pointing these last few seasons is so schoolyard. If they’re looking to knock someone else out of the ring, that someone else better be a for real bunny boiler burn your house down crazy, cause they’ll be eliminating themselves at the same time. Maybe that would stop the stupidity. Pretty sure that will never happen though because that’s 9/10ths of the drama...

He did say ‘he takes home $100 more per week’—maybe Myrla’s just spending hers faster?

I know a person from the losing team is eliminated, but shouldn’t the person who didn’t even MAKE a look get shown the door?

Trust me, they know—they are nudging their SO’s saying, “See! See what I have to put up with EVERY GD DAY?” I know everyone is loving tipsy Myrla, but I’m really not. I thought it was really disrespectful for her to show up tipsy for her meeting with Dr Pepper, and I really don’t like when people excuse their rudeness by claiming they are just sooo honest 🙄. No, you are rude.

I kind of thought that the BiP couples might have a better chance at making in the real world than the Bachelor/ettes because they actually get to spend some time together versus the short snippets of time they get on the original show ('Scuze me, can I steal you for a minute?"). But then I remembered . . .alcohol. Haha!

I have no memory of Riley at all...he seemed like a player to me. Hustling Maurissa into bed, saying all the right things (“You want marriage/kids...gasp...ME TOO!”). I think she may be headed for a heartbreak, especially since literally ALL the girls’ panties dropped when he walked in and the games have barely begun.

Note to Chuck: You can have dinner with Andrei. You can have dinner with Charlie. You cannot have dinner with Andrei AND Charlie. Stop trying to make it happen.

I’m kind of enjoying it. I like the leads and how the office team is coming together, starting to appreciate each other. I like that there’s not a lot of horror or gore involved. I enjoyed this week’s stories with the cabin and the fussy author. To each his own, I guess!

Brett seems like a nice person, and quite sincere...but for some reason she makes me think of Carrot Top :( Something about her mouth I think... I feel so bad for Gil. He is in for a world of hurt.

She wanted an accessory. He’s already had a few eyebrow raising moments, bet he’s guessed that she’s going to be sky high maintenance. I hope he takes his puppy to Grandma’s house for the duration!

Sharp needs to give that unfortunate IT guy double pay for sitting through Angela’s disturbing verbally abusive tirade on the phone with Michael. I have a feeling if the cameras had not been there, she would have turned that ugliness on him when he refused to do what she asked.

Ten cents says Kalani is pregnant again.

Katie seems like an awkward kisser. It’s almost aggressive when she leans straight in—no head tilt—mashing mouths together. She doesn’t relax into an embrace with the guy. It doesn’t seem romantic or even pleasant. Then the way she jumps back after the kiss. Maybe it’s having all the cameras around? It just seems like she’s really uncomfortable a lot of the time.