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Why is Nene's house so vacant looking? Why is her hair a disaster, specially that Bride of Frankenstein number she was wearing in some flashback tonight holy crap. Why does what'shernames hair keep getting longer and shorter? When did Nene ever apologise? I honestly an asking, not just snarking on her, I don't remember her ever doing it for real. Why do I watch this?

I want a really hot butler please. I don't even care if he can make drinks.

ALFALFA! That's it, I was hurting my brain trying to figure out who he looked like. It was Alfalfa or Moe from the 3 stooges. And considering his personality maybe he's more a stooge than a rascal. I wanna go on the bus tour. I don't drink much but I can crush ice with the best of them. I'll bring my declasse blender.

I'm so glad this mess is back, makes my week. Kathryn is a hot mess but she's whacked more than I imagined if she thinks she's fat. Everyone else is about the same.

Why not just feature each woman with the shrink every week, god knows they all have enough issues to keep him employed for ages. The reunion could be the shrink and Andy and they they can all have exploding heads. I probably still wouldn't watch. Then invite Stacy in to do makeovers for most of them. That I'd watch.

But you know that they would call the kid "Ricky Jimmy" and no Duggar Dillard spawn male will be allowed access to Google evil because women are temptresses or some such nonsense.

<Crossing my fingers that they do name the kid Bob Cat Dillard. Is this so wrong?>

Pettifleur is abominable. So is Gina's hair and makeup, still. That's all I got.

Ok I read "Cat Bob Dillard" as Bob Cat Dillard and I so want to vote fot that. Made me laugh out loud. I just want their 16 minutes of fame to expire. It's all been done and said hasn't it Duggars?

I just want them all to shut up. They have nothing so the show is a big nothing so they should stop digging. Joyce is the worst mother in the world and Nene's hair is just awful. I think they have finally killed my interest in this show.

They were feeding Josie her cereal. What the hell? That's all I got out of this stupid show this week.

Oh man #FixItJesus just won't do. This show is more #WreckItRalph. That's all I got.

If you consider who raised Kandi ,Todd should consider himself lucky that he isn't blamed for tornadoes, hurricanes, or blizzards. Well he already got tagged with having having a "pimp and a prostitute" as parents. MJ isn't responsible for anything so the nut didn't fall far from that tree.

It's official, I have moved from distaining Kandi, and her jackass of a mother, to actual hate. She's killing this marriage and she doesn't even care because She's Right in her own mind. Her motto makes sense now. She don't start none (with her mother) and there won't be none (with her mother). Everyone else can just jump off a bridge.

Ohh I stand corrected. I knew there was something I didn't understand. Stupid woman. She makes me grind my teeth when she's on my tv and I still have hope that Kandi will boot her out of her life one day. Ok, that hope is hanging on by a thread, but I guess I'm an optimist given that I have had to disown one of my own parents for really stupid behavior. It's not easy, it's not fun but it saved my sanity.

Nene's big pink wig channeled mops, one of the Monkees, Raggedy Ann, and Dora the Explorer. That fried cotton candy she had on her head will not do but it sure made me laugh. At her. Riley needs an intervention. Kandi deserves what she gets from her insane mother. ETA Ohhh Joyce is trying to "hep" Kandi by destroying her house. Now it all makes sense. Kandi falls for that "I have an aneurysm"? She's dumber than I figured.

Derek's pinky toes needed resuscitation stat, damn Derek you made my feet hurt and I wasn't even wearing shoes. Kandi is dead to me. She has no right to be so pissy since her mother is the wicked witch of the east. And newsflash Kandi Koated Krazy, you don't have to support your krazy assed mother no matter what she does. Love her from a distance.

Kandi has lost what little respect I had for her. What does MJ have to do to inspire Kandi to set limits, stab her in the gut? I'd get a restraining order on the witch, tell her no way in hell would I buy her a house and kick her out. Ok maybe my own mother issues are triggered here but hell's bell's that woman is odious. Nene is phoning it all in now that she's a big star on Broadway and we have to watch her teenager practice driving.

I was told once that I spelled my name incorrectly. People are such fun. Once saw a baby named "Vagina". Short i, to distinguish. And Violet Underwood is a great name.

Well Darknight, the problem must be that you and I are heathen-type people so we spend more on food. When you are bathed in the spirit of the Church of the Holy Whatever Outbuilding of Jimbob, you get fuller faster on less food. Duggar's do it so it must be right. Or something.

Not only has Michelle told this cautionary tale, she truly believes it even though I can guarantee that no neighbor came over to tell her what a hussy she was and how she broke up a marriage. That's some strong delusion of hotness there.

Well we all know what happened the last time Meechelle was considered pretty. We don't want a nation of men leaving their wives for her since now she is seen on teevee. So maybe it's for the best that she goes around looking as she does.

What in the hell is wrong with Kandi? Her mother is the beast-iest beast ever and why can't she have boundaries? I simply have no understanding of a woman who allows her mother to behave as she does. Nene is just awful. Apollo and whats her name deserve each other. Those beautiful children don't deserve any of this. I hope their grandparents are more of a stable influence than their parents have proven to be. Cynthia looked beautiful in Ebony. Her husband is just ick.

I think Apollo learned a lot from recent polical arguments. Argue loudly, accuse the other person of what you've done and don't let up. I cannot believe that they brought that baby into the room if they planned to have an argument. And it was scripted, Phaedra isn't an actress. Nene on Broadway? What is this nonsense.

Kill me now, Ben's proposal was lovely as was the chapel. That was the first time I thought I saw some sort of human emotion other than snark from Jessa. Ben sounded *almost* eloquent. Almost. That aside, these people are still batshit crazy. And I will not watch anything other than repeats because I'm trying to watch without giving their ratings a boost. Shhh don't disillusion me please. I also think Michelle might just be a bot, a la "Stepford Wives". JimBlob doesn't care and/or couldn't tell the difference.