ElDosEquis

I have to defend Adam. I can see him not really giving a fuck about politics and being berated by a goddamn asshole who believes her 'informed opinion' makes her some kind of intellectual giant.

What do you call a chef that has no girlfriend? Homeless. At least she didn't compare her to the Golden State/5 Freeway, That fucker has 5 lanes going in each direction in some places.

How many lanes after a 'rejuvenation'? Nope, I am more a Woodsy Owl kinda guy.

It's hard to see thru the tears of laughter.

I want to know where she keeps her cucumbers and bananas.......

No tables flipped, glasses or punches thrown. What the fuck? Bravo is slipping.

Can someone tell me how many lanes there are in the Holland Tunnel?

Fuck yes, I love that lulu asked for dessert. My birthday is in November!!!!! My mom told me, "If you ever go to jail, call your 'friends' to come bail you out. Etiquette of Friendship, my ass. I thought beffany was 'gangster'? She's a wuss.

Me thinks the lady doth giveth a fuck or two, or three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen!!!! Man, she says it with such conviction, it's too bad she has such a shitty view about herself.

EJ does do work for the Eri-kook Jayne Home for Wayward Vaginas and Performers with Dual Personalities. It's located right up the street from the Scientology home hive on Sunset Blvd.

https://www.ispot.tv/ad/AQvR/carmax-confidence Nothing but net? Indeed!

Can someone do me a favor? I don't do the tweeter but I do want to know who Scare-hole is picking to win the Stanley Cup, the NBA crown and the Kentucky Derby. If I bet against her, I can make scads of cash.

I worked for a title/real estate company for a hot minute - two offices in BH - Most of the sales in El Lay proper are overpriced homes on small lots, no view and you can hear you neighbors, fart, fight and fuck. The house porn on the show is one house out of 100. It's all smoke and mirrors, just like the idea that people with scads of money are really smart.

I'd much rather give the percentage to whoever sells me a toaster oven. There is something really shady about people who try to sell 'a dream'. I only deal in tangibles, not someone who thinks they know what I like.

If you are going to shill your company, at least get a FITTED/SIZED hat. And get the thing MONOGRAMMED for fuck's sake. I am sure Mo can afford some New Era swag to hand out? Oh, and stop with the agency tees, too. Get a baseball jersey with 'agency' in script on the front, the number 1 on the back and something clever like "Top seller" across the shoulders? Something understated...

Andy Cohen should get on the tweeter and tell than North Korea guy to back off until after the last episode/reunion show. If El Lay gets nuked, BH won't escape the blast. And everyone will have to start from scratch. Imagine Kyle being poor........again!

I think they get together more often than that. She probably has to see him to get his sig on those 40k checks that go out once a month? -------------- Just change the name of the program to "The Real Assholes of Beverly Hills" - Now PK, Ken, Mo, Vince, Harry and Daddy Warbucks can play, too.

I laughed at the convo in the kitchen....why? Let's try to put this into perspective. Why would a guy tell his wife that he saw some woman's elephant twat the previous evening? Do you really want your wife to know that you were getting off on seeing someone's ass? That is pretty stupid because you open yourself up to being asked, "What are you looking at?" all the time. There is nothing MORE monotonous that having to defend yourself every time you are out in public and you happen to look at a woman and your SO is watching you to see who YOU are looking at and then you get hit with the "Do you like that/what are you looking at?" question. I think it was more a case of PK laughing at the ericas. I'd be laughing at someone who thought they were 'classy' but not smart enough to realize that they forgot their underwear. When YOUR idea of what is 'sexy' collides with the general idea of what and where 'sexy' should be limited to? It's not the general consensus that has the problem?

Just an observation? I bet that EJ is the Erica she wants to be at home, but Daddy Warbucks prohibits any of that BS in HIS HOME. (Shush, I am talking.......). She's all about being some kind of lighthouse for being 'sexy/liberated' - but can't because of the 'house rules'... DW has her toe the line - she knows it's HIS cash that lubes the sham squad - and she'll go along with whatever he says. She shows all the signs of being dick whipped and her OTT behavior and mouth are just other ways of getting to people to say "Wow, who is THAT?" Instead of highlighting some positive traits to bring to the table? She climbs on top and begins her shtick about being free and sexy, when, in reality? She shows as a foul mouthed, slutty woman, the kind that men realize that have no self esteem and use the fuck out of or take advantage of. EJ is like a cup of old, hot coffee. Bitter, undrinkable and better left circling the drain. Circle towards the side he had the hip transplant on - jab and keep moving. ; )

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When people do not have a 1) point to make, 2) haven't got a good counterpoint, 3) get caught heaving horseshit about, 4) cannot 'win' the discussion or 5) are just plain chucklefucks? They resort to 1) interrupting, 2) dismissing the other person in the convo, 3) yelling louder or 4) throwing in an Eff You, STFU, YOU are a LIAR. That is the way assholes in the street argue - they go 'nuclear' - they lay waste to their opponent and everything in the area. Eileen and ericas can dish it out, but heaven forbid anyone treat them the way that they treat others in a one-sided conversation. They'd run home to daddy and whine about being 'disrespected' by a man who THEY went after. ------- One thing I find VERY entertaining is a woman getting into it with a man, then expecting her 'womanhood' to keep a guy from going after her in return. Fuck that. PK was pretty civil when he called ericas 'inherently cold' - EJ probably was more insulted because she didn't know what the word 'inherently' meant - I wouldn't have been so kind, especially if some immature asshole started in on me and kept cutting me off.

And from that day forward, little ericas promised herself that she'd never take a check that was written out for less than 10,000 dollars.

I loved the chit chat about Sn-sley being a stalker. Said the women who stalk and innuendo the fuck out of Tom-cat?

Was I seeing things or did scare-hole have a bag that said "radzi" on it? Wouldn't "asshole" been more apropos? Making a porn movie is really hard. You have to remember camera placement and your lines.

I bet that beffy leaves all the 'hard stuff' to her ASS-istants. Like walking, feeding, watering and cleaning up the shit and piss off of the 5 thousand dollar rugs in the hallway? I get the feeling that the only interaction she has with her "pets" is to yell at them to clean up after the dogs?