ElDosEquis

OH my goodness. A while back there was a convo about shoes on the site - people asking guests to remove them upon entry to a home? About a week later, I was flipping thru the channels and came across a Dr Oz program about the same topic. He took cultures shoe soles and bare feet and the results were pretty crazy (yes, I know he is a TV doc and not to believe everything I see). He found that there were 3,000 kinds different bacteria on the sole of a show and WAY less on the bare foot, I don't remember the exact number but it was way less. --- I worked in an operating room and even with the blowers and bug zappers, there was always one bug that somehow made it's way into the area, Oh, if you want to really gross out? Talk to anyone that has worked in the ER about the all the stuff that they have had to clean off of a patient that has come into their 'sterile' work space?

OMG. What made me laugh about the "Moth Man" scene was how stupid that scene was. Unless you live in a Mason jar with the lid screwed on tight? There is NO guarantee that anyplace you move will be 'bug' free, John did an abatement for pests that MIGHT have been in the building, but is he responsible for anything AFTER that? I have dragged all kinds of shit into my house, on my shoes, clothes, hats....... Beth should pay to have her building debugged, and sealed in plastic. Fucking moron.

I think beffy is way more complicated and would hurl at the idea someone was trying to simplify her being? ; )

Lulu comes off as the "Why not, I have never done THAT before" kind of broad. She'd probably just as much fun hunting for grunion as she would going to the opera? She is an attractive woman, but her 'coolness' factor - her ability to go with the flow and let things slide off her back - elevate her to the top of the list. Women like Lu get a bad rap because of their relations with men - from fucking to friendships - because she has figured out how to be 'one of the guys' - and other people look at that as a bad thing?

I couldn't use "I DID IT NICE" due to the possibility that Do had trademarked the phrase. I can't afford a lawsuit and the possibility of having her show up at my front door with her angry mug?

Men with NO money and NO Power hit on pretty women too? ;) You can be the BEST looking woman on the planet, but it's YOUR FUCKING SOUL AND ATTITUDE that make a person una -fucking- tractive. Petty jealousy, anger, use of vulgar language - at inappropriate moments, whining, talking down to co-workers, employees and the general public, also isn't a good look for a woman. Telling a subordinate to get rid of a pillow stained with your menstrual flow is pretty classy, I think. Lying about and overstating incidents in your life is another really unattractive quality in any woman. Beff Frankelsteen is a monster, a compilation made up of some of the most nasty, uncomplimentary and soulless traits that a person could have. ---------- Beffy radiates an ugly persona, THAT is what makes her unattractive - there are other women that are 'famous' who are drop dead gorgeous, but total assholes. There are some HW cast members across the franchises that are good looking - this season even Sonja did a talking head where I found her to be VERY attractive - but knowing her 'background'? She is an 'ugly drunk' - I don't know how she is on a date with a man, but seeing her inebriation - and having to watch the rest of the group make jokes about her flashing her twat, drop her down on the "Most datable/good dating material" list. Some guys don't care about personality - if it's all about LOOKS. Some guys REALLY DO CARE ABOUT what makes a woman tick. In beffy's case, It's all about what makes her tick and her ability to be as invasive and bothersome as a tick. It's a no-win situation with her. ----- I have often looked at photos of all the HW - across all the franchises and have seen print (still) photos of every house ho and said 'wow, she is good looking, but her personality sucks ass'. I have seen photos of beffy that have left me breathless, but knowing what an insufferable asshole she comes off as? That is a real let down. Beffy MIGHT be an good looking women, but she comes off as that apple - the one you have had an eye on. You take out from the bowl , bite into it and find the inside is soft, brown and mushy. NOTHING is gonna get you to forget that mouthful of nasty apple and the disgust it gave you. Beth has that same effect on people.

Mario was an asshole, bereft of any manners/etiquette when it came to women. I knew he was an fucking asshole when I saw him at a function with the ramonster, they both were talking to someone and I happened to notice him staring at the other woman's tits. Now, this wasn't the cursory 'let me snag a look' look - this was that creepy lecher gaze that men get when they daydream about doing dirty stuff to women with their peepees. He was a total asshole, go back and watch the seasons he was on - The other thing that was a clue to his twattery was his dismissiveness/mocking of Ramona But, imagine being married to Ramona Singer? No can do. Her constant mile-a-minute chirping and her life in the alternate universe make her difficult to relate to - that and the way she seems to treat the people around her?

One thing I don't really get Of all the salads I've met. The last time I checked It's veggies, NOT SEX. And included is kale, I bet? ----- Sonja, she pilfers Do's clothes what else did she search? God knows! She is harsh with Tins and her imagined sins. As a friend? she really blows.

There once was a woman, Ramona Who was said to have bought her own home-a But since her split She feels like shit In need of a man with a (penis) ---- Lulu's friends were in distress After she did confess "I ain't that dumb YOU assholes can't come" And turn MY DAY into a mess! ----- On the street it's all news That carole is a model and muse! Is this her bid to become a 'hadid' Did anyone buy her refuse? ------ There once was a woman, Luann Who finally cornered a man Upon him she did foist. Her loving, so moist Remember, a pirate had plundered her can! ---- A sighting of Bawby and Jill That woman, she still is a 'pill' Gossip? She adores! Keep giving her more. She might return, of that she is thrilled? --------- Of all that is sugar and spice, And reactions cooler than ice. Had I seen that ho. Wearing my underclothes? I don't think that I'd been so nice....

The answer? Give your two week notice and on the last day? Go find a container full of moths and spill them into her closet, grab your check and split.

Maybe she should go talk to Yoyo foster/hadid/lyme for some tips on being a model (muse). I heard she is beautiful?

Tom had a 'groupon' coupon for the helicopter ride. Why do I get the feeling that if the ramonster ever gets a high, hard one, she'll be left speechless and that way we will be spared the details of her encounter? I just thought of something - this is a Ramona-centric idea for a show! I would LOVE to see her do a dating show - have the cameras follow her around for the evening - and offer the men prizes if they can get past the second date? Somewhere in the Caribbean, a Pirate watches the show with a wan smile and a few memories of plundered booty that special evening, so long ago...... Dorinda would make a get Martha Stewart-style show. "Making it Nice" with Dorinda. She can fix a different drink at the start of every show and pound them down as she goes along. She can have different segments like, packaging cakes, guest etiquette, give home improvement tips like removing lighting fixtures and chimney sweeping? Save her guests for the last 20 minutes of the program, when she is good and hammered. I got nothing for Carole. Absolutely nothing. People have remarked that Sonja has had moments of brilliance lately - then she steals Do's underwear. Seriously? That was past the point of being creepy, that was an all-out assault on Do's hospitality and good nature. I might be able to process borrowing a tee and a pair of sweats, but someone's fucking underwear? Ah, lulu.....I always have thought getting married on a holiday was really stupid. Should the marriage go awry, you have a ruined a perfectly good day? We'll know about season 15 if she is still 'happily ever after'?

The reason behind that? Beffy operates well when she controls the situation/conversation. She is at her best when she is being inappropriate and when she tilts the situation off of level? She can dictate the direction the convo takes. The more she keeps her 'adversary' off balance? The better for her. There is NOTHING remotely funny, attractive or endearing about a woman who cannot monitor/measure her mouth - not every incident in your life has to do with a vulgar comparison to genitals. Don't get me wrong, I like a woman who can throw a 'fuck' into a convo or has a dirty joke or two in her handbag - it's beffy's inability to read the room and about how her quips are going to be taken by the people she is with. ------ Most Guys/men DON'T want to meet a woman and within the first three minutes get assaulted with a 'dick/vagina' joke or reference. And what about her 'sharing' her personal/intimate problems with the planet? I can only imagine the horror her driver must have gone thru driving a bleeding, crusty vagina around and then to be handed a stained pillow and asked to dispose of it? For Fuck's Sake! Have a little pride in your being? ------------- Beffy has no filter. She tries to get people to believe that her blurting out some kind statement - complete with the appropriate epithet - is merely 'being honest/telling it like it is'. Nope, it's merely a flaw (Grand Canyon Sized?) in her personality. She cannot take a second to think about how her comments are going to be processed by the people around her - that and her responses are so wildly vulgar at times - she only has herself to blame for being looked at as some unbalanced asshole that says has the penchant for saying the first thing that pops into her reptilian mind. She reminds me of the a kid who runs in the middle of the pack and finds out that if she yells DICK! or VAGINA! really loud, people will turn and look at her -she becomes a celebrity for doing it - so it becomes her go-to behavior. The Ramonster was totally right. Beth has no friends or the prospect of any kind of happiness in her life because she lives in the past and is a prisoner of her own fucked up mind and the games that go on inside. Even Schleprock had a better outlook that this bitch.

I was with a group of co-workers when the talk turned to sex. One woman made a comment about 'pounding a guy's ass into the mattress'. This made me laugh like a maniac. I picture lulu as more a 'barrel racer' kind of gal, they get some air, bouncing around in the saddle?

My father and I had b-days that were two days apart. As I grew up, in the weeks prior to our birthdays, everyone would get into the "what are we going to do for Dad's birthday?" On more that one occasion, someone would buy the large sheet cake with "Happy B-Day Dad" written in wonderful script and someone would take one of those gel frosting pens and add my name to one corner. For a few years, I wanted a birthday all to myself, now that Dad isn't with me anymore, I get 'the whole cake' .. One day Beffy will have the whole day and the whole cake to herself. I wonder if she realizes that it sucks to be an orphan?

Beauty IS in the eye of the beholder, unless they are looking into a mirror. That is just vanity - everyone knows that too much is a sin?

Speaking of money..... Exactly how much does it pay to go on a television show and come off looking like a total fucking chump? You have money coming in from selling swill and other stuff with your name on it, yet you need to go on a reality show to let us know that 10 thousand dollars isn't too much to spend (and mention) for pest control, on air. Buy a fly swatter for a few bucks and get rid of all that fucking hatred you wallow in..........Yell "Jason" every time you make a kill? Ramona is retired. Why not book a cruise or do some traveling. Go on a safari, ride the elephants and complain that you have to shit into a bucket inside your tent. Live a fucking little? Do could work in John's business, checking in clothes. That way she could get her pick and fill out the insurance forms for any items she wants? Sonja........Uh.........er.........The Vagina Monologues, off Broadway, of course! Lulu..........everyone loves a wedding. who cares who is getting hitched. It's an open bar! Tinsley......she is too new to get a good read on. Of course, we need to factor in that she lived with Sonja for two months, that accounts for something, what it is, I am not sure. Carole......Journalist, model and remora.

I have 'been in' my girlfriend's/wifes clothes. Their undies too? LOL what kind of spirit? Vodka? Rum? Bourbon?

Her art did look like the kind of stuff you find in a hair salon? The stock art you buy to put up in your business to set a 'mood'.

A co-worker and I were talking about some drama in our lives and she told me that when I was perplexed or couldn't figure out how to deal with a person that I should, "try to put yourself into their shoes..." ----- I heard the funniest line on the tube this morning. Some political pundit was commenting on the story-of-the-day and he mentioned the shit that some of the participants were spewing. He said something to the effect that people 'didn't taste the words that came out of their mouths'. I don't think that any of the haus ho's have an appetite for any sort of reasonable exchange?

4. Have her assistant pick them from out of her crotch, kill them, mount the on a card for identification and berate her for NOT knowing her burrowing insects from the winged variety.......

She probably grabbed the cord and yanked the down? When a gaffer lights a room for taping they will place the lights as high as possible to hide them from the camera line of sight. They will place a light into a corner to use the walls as a makeshift reflector then tape the cords to the wall to keep them out from under foot. There was no need to pull them down, what she did was merely nasty ass vandalism and she should be dragged over the coals over it.

Here is my question. So, the lights were on and ramona had to pull them down because they bothered her..........what did she do with them AFTER she pulled the off the walls?

What gasses the crap out of me is the righteous indignation these idiots manage to accrue over the span of a season. Are you really that emotionally secure that you can go on a 'reality show' and let people take pot shots at you and your being? Naw, fuck that. I like to believe that MOST of us would prefer a nice simple existence - as opposed to one where EVERY group gathering has the potential to be a knock down, drag out, fuck for all? I just cannot imagine standing there, like an idiot, exchanging what amounts to, "I know I am, but what are YOU?" kind of arguments with you co-workers? I wonder if there is anything in the contract the haus ho's sign that makes them surrender their self esteem?

She'll probably react the same way Bryn will when she gets old enough to start looking up Beffy's 'greatest fits' on the interwebz? Do needs to invite all the women back to her house. Do should offer to pick them all up in the city and then have the van/limo driver crash the car into the closest body of water - making sure the doors are locked.