ElDosEquis

Beffy needs a stooge, someone to draw in and slap the shit out of when she feels like it? Carole just loves the evil shit that beffy spews, carole is that empty canvas, she is anything people want her to be and not smart enough to get out of her own way. If she didn't have beffy as a sidekick, what would her storyline be? Beffy suffers this fool because she wouldn't have anyone to snark with about the rest of the cast?

I actually worked in the parking booth, They let me into the operating room because I didn't have the cover charge or money to go to a strip club. The chance to see boobage and not have to worry about 'making it rain' was kinda enticing?

Wha-wha-what?

Why buy the milk when you can get the cow for free? ; )

If I knew that I had a "three good summers left" I'd be out fucking, eating and drinking my way to the Autumnal Equinox in 2020.

the faces carole made - in the ICS - reminded me of an idiot I worked with. The company I worked for would hold 'international days'. It was like a pot luck for all the different ethnic groups and a day to try all kinds of food. On the day of the liuncheon, one of the Filipino guys I knew grabbed me and we went over to check out a 'lenchon' - a whole, bbq baby pig. As we stood there, a gal that was a co-worker of mine walked up and began to make faces and make comments that the dish/pig being 'gross' and 'nasty' - in front of the group that brought it in. Every time I see someone make faces/comments during a meal, I flash back to the day. --------------- Carole lacks grace and manners. Your pal takes you out to grub and you can't even fake some emotions/responses? On second thought, who wants to hang out with someone who can't even make the effort to be phony?

There is a difference between not liking/being allergic to/and not knowing about different cuisines. If you don't like a food because you have tried it and didn't like it or had some kind of reaction to the ingrediences? I get that. Carole just lacks a sense of adventure, but she probably has good taste in pizza and M&M's. Someone should get her a good bar of Swiss Chocolate, blow her fucking mind..

The problem with fillers is twofold, They are a temp 'procedure' - They stretch the skin out and over time are absorbed into the skin - so they need to be injected every so often. The other problem is that the areas that you inject over and over again develop little 'pools' under the skin - you can see the lumps of injectable build up over time.

I can't tell you how many times - across the years - that a woman in my office would yell at me for NOT telling them about some wardrobe malfunction they had happen to them, I was the office boyfriend/husband and had a wonderful rapport with the ladies I worked with. I appreciated the fact that they even wanted my opinion. The fucking pervert that I am. ------------ If you CAN'T find an Asian ice cream shop? Look for a Mexican 'paleteria'/ice cream shop. Real ingrediences and some combos that sound bizarre, but really work. Spicy Tamarind? Rice Milk? Spicy Hibiscus? The ONLY thing that sucks is that you can't sample a popsicle, so you are stuck with what you buy, but all in all? I'd venture it's just as good for the ice cream and experience.

Guilty of thinking about the people who weren't invited? You were considerate to have thought of them. Again, NO RULES WERE BROKEN in your case because everyone has different ideas as to what THEIR wedding should be. I am still trying to figure out why my wife married me. My dick shoots lead. Self defense, of course?

Ahem, you mean, "eat a SEXY burger"and wash it down with some http://www.nakedjuice.com/

One has never had Dim Sum and the other has never had manners? Instead of doing a 'real estate' show, beffy should team up with carole and take her around town and show her the sights. Teach her how to ride a bike, so she doesn't have to ride on the handlebars. Get her a book of names, so she can retire the name "Baby". Teach carole that the M&Ms that are W&Ws are still good. Carole may not want to have her teach her how to use chopsticks. Beffy has a thing about threatening to stab you in the eyes with them.......

Actually, that is pretty funny. It's like trying to pass a kidney stone? Would it be out of line if I said that beff's bagina is someplace you would find diamonds? Dark, dank and dangerous to men inside? (that is NOT body shaming, think of it in OSHA terms? You need to inform anyone in the area of the dangers inside?)

And while she pedals furiously, she sings in a lilting voice, "look at me, I am a UNICORN!"

You have to give lu a little credit. First of all? I wouldn't invite any assholes I had to 'work' with to my wedding. You have a drunk Sonja, flashing the guests? Ramona jumping up to chime in at the "does anyone object" line in the vows? She did take a chance with Do being IN the wedding. "Eyes wanna toast Luahhh and Tum sho dey can be haaaaappppyyyyyyyyy, Sheers!" Beth would hold court with carole up her butt and there would have been a blow up over something trivial? Tins in the background, cougar-ing her way thru the guest list? Nope, I would have done the same thing. I mean, was lulu supposed to forget all the shit they talked about her relationship? I get the feeling that most of us wouldn't put up with that kind of fuckery? No way, no how.

They were going to lose their balls, either way? You have to cut lulu some slack. I married late (THANK YOU, JILL ZARIN) otherwise I would have been twice divorced and widowed had I pulled the pin earlier. ----------------- Manners and etiquette change on a daily basis. I don't get the rules/etiquette/rules of engagement because everyone wants to have a 'unique' wedding - I have yet to hear about or attend a wedding where the bride or groom choose to do something different/outside the 'rules'..........Hey, it's their life, they may as well live it the way they want?

Hmmm, We can take on the man bashing on the thread, next? ------------------ When you have seen a few thousand breasts in various states of repair, a sense of humor helps.

I didn't say her vagina underarms were funny, they are hilarious.

So, A dick that shoots diamonds isn't man shaming? I bet that is why beffy is cranky, she has an ass full of carbon?

Oh man. That is harsh........but it's funny. Ramona probably has brainwashed Avery into believing all that injection/lift bullshit is GOOD for her. One of the funnier scenes was Avery standing in front of the Lulu (ex-countess) and checking her out, top to bottom.

If we thought the Ex-countess' love connection was saccharine? Wait until Sonja gets rolling along and SHE gets engaged? How do we know if Frenchy isn't doing the show to keep his work visa?

I bet beffy made her 'stupid' assistant take about 12 shots before she picked the 'best' one. What is it with the underarm vagina?

Carole is as about as sophisticated as wet newspaper. IF she was going to co-write a cook book? She'd need a ghost writer. But then again? She probably can name every flavor of Pop Tarts and Hot Pockets? ----------------- That is the beauty of living in a large Metro city. THE FOOD. But then again, I don't blame carole, it wasn't Sexy Dim Sum? What gasses me is she 'dates' a cook/chef, yet has no inclination to experience the food scene? Adam has to shoulder some of the blame, too? How in the living fuck can you live with/date someone who cooks for a living and be so out of the loop. (My dream would be to snag one of the ladies on America's Test Kitchen....I like legs/thighs and breasts.) A good meal with someone you like is a very intimate experience. Going out with a friend and 'experiencing' a good meal/something new is what life is all about. Even a meal that sucks ass can be fun, if you are so inclined to have a good time and to cross it off your bucket list? People have commented on Tom being married in his 50's, but little about carole's sheltered food history? (I thought that journalists were daring, informed and cultured?) I bet Carole can name every brand of peanut butter? ----------- Two rules about finding good places to eat. 1) Lines out the front door and 2) word of mouth. EVERYONE has a place that serves the BEST (fill in the blank).

Where can I buy one of those personalized ornaments, the ones with the SG logo on the back?

She oozes sexual incompetence.