ElDosEquis

At the beginning of the epi they had a few shots of the outdoors of Do's house. I laughed because it reminded me of the Overlook Hotel in The Shining. Peaceful winter scene outdoors without a suggestion of the evil going on indoors?

So, Hugh Jackman can wipe his rear end without cutting himself up and all the housewives aren't really real? Some one mentioned that money doesn't always guarantee you will have some kind of etiquette/manners. And sometimes it just magnifies bad behavior because everyone know that when you have money, manners are added, at no additional cost? What stuns the fuck out of me about EVERY franchise is the crass and petty behavior by all these morons/cast. Example? If I was Do and someone creeped into my 'drawers' to snag some underwear? There would be some discussion about the incident. Not a nice discussion, at that. If someone came to my house and screwed up my walls, I'd expect - at the very least - an apology, and at the most? An offer to fix whatever fuckery they had a hand in? ----- I loved the "What kinda moth is THAT?" scene. I felt sorry for the assistant - you are hired for to be a personal assistant - then get dogged for NOT being an expert in entomology? Beffy and the Ramonster are just two examples of people that just steam roll people as a means to an end - the funniest part is to watch someone stand up to them and how flustered they get because they were challenged.

High strung women + alcohol + seizure inducing decor. = waking up in an alcohol induced haze, looking around and wondering who's house you are in?

I can see beffy going "Silence of Lambs/Buffalo Bill" on the assistant. Killing her and stuffing a moth into her mouth because she couldn't give the proper "kingdom, phylum and rank" of a dead insect in a trap?

Beffy has the ability to keep a straight face during a fight and doesn't react to any barbs thrown her way. She also puts on the "How DID I get here" face and it just infuriates the person she is fighting with. If you notice that as the fight went on. Ramona saw her jabs weren't getting any traction, so she started throwing shit on the wall...and trying to hit a nerve.

That is because no one has ever really nailed her about her behavior. I can see Ramona playing the 'HOW COULD YOU CHARGE ME for the fixtures?" I mean seriously, Doesn't she demand that the hired help unpack her bags when she travels?

My LOL moment of the evening was the ramonster saying, "i got drunk and don't remember what I said, but I do know it was vicious...." What a chuckle-fuck.

So what's next in the skinny gal empire? Garlic leis?

Having watched tons of people do some vile shit like that? I always wonder why people go after weird shit in the room.....I wonder what the meaning behind pulling down the lights was all about?

Probably makes the dressings with Astrolube or KY. The jelly, not the state.

Anyone who would eat Adam's food is probably his type.

Ramona my be an idiot, but what a moron you'd have to be to stand there and listen to her rant. Assholes. One and all. There are pictures to back her not-so-amusement?

One thing that has amazed me about this whole fuck-for-all is the division of opinion and views on the thread. One thing I learned to NEVER do was to take a side in a marriage battle royale. There was always ONE side that was acting like a total asshole - usually the one that whines and cries about how badly THEY are being treated/have it made - during the fuck-for-all of a divorce. IT's funny that people are quick to jump on Jason's ass about the divorce, when beffy is the only one (not) talking about it? I want the transcript of the trial. The loser should be burned at the stake.

Do owns a house in the 'Shires Of hosting? She never will tire. It's sugar and spice With her making nice And she almost lost it in the fire. (LOL, the Liberty Mutual insurance commercial about having the living room burn down just came on the tube.....) --------- Of lulu and her new man Tom The women think this is wrong Lu's is a fool for marrying that tool. and they pray for the marriage to bomb.

BRAVO should get Lizzie Grubman to join the cast. She has a mugshot, too!

Would you, could you? Eat that cake? The one that she did not bake. The cake that tried to 'make it nice' Made of flour, eggs and spice? Would you, could eat that cake? Take it with a smile that's fake! Would they ask you, once or twice To taste that cake - It's really NICE?

At Shady Pines University?

Does anyone know if the transcript of Jason's trial will be available to the public? That would be a good drinking game. I have the feeling that 'abuse' is going to be the "phrase that pays".....

Thank god neither one got a 'tat'. We'd have to click on the "Jason Hoppy/Beffy Frankel go to get tats erased" story on the old homepage? ; )

Tit for tat. If he DID act like an asshole? Hit him where it hurts. On the other hand? I'd love to see the tape the paps shoot of her leaving the courthouse if things don't go her way. I am a fucker that way.

It's all in the delivery? The Ra-monster did it in the most cut and dry way possible, Beffy blubbered her way thru that scene - as if lulu getting cheated on was a knife to HER heart. Can we do a count-up clock for lulu - like they do with the politicians? Lulu's first --- days being married. That way we can do the "breaking news" thing when he's caught with his peepee out of his pants? ; )

How's about Bethenny>Asshole? IS that a valid statement?

She was thinking 'with her gut' while she was married, I think that is a valid excuse.

I was under the impression that there was a knock down, drag out fight at the kid's school and the cops arrested him there. Nope, he was arrested at home So, in this day and age of paparazzi, cell phones and CCTV no one has come forward with a piece of tape where JH is stalking/harassing beffy? And what about the emails/texts? She could have ruined him - burned his fucking ass to the ground - by releasing a few of the 'worst' messages into the public record. That way? EVERYONE could hate Jason!!!! Me thinks she doth protest a little too much? ---------- Me thinks that the 'breakdowns' on the show are 'for the record'. Imagine being able to walk into court with a DVD - provided by your employer - of your "greatest meltdowns" I can see them play the disc in court and people laughing when the "BRAVO" logo appears in the corner of the screen with "5 more days before HWs of OC premiere" right as the endless clips of beffy having a 'breakdown' begin to play. "You see the effect it had on my client and her ability to earn a living?" ------- And as a rebuttal? Jason's lawyer should offer to play the clips of Beffy's Greatest "let me work a DICK or VAGINA into the conversation" Hits?

Well, she should be proud of them, she paid for them all by herself? Didn't Wildenstein want to look like a cat? Ramona is close to looking like an asshole?!?!?!?!