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Two words that will keep from even thinking about watching this fight. Dana White. This has the potential to turn into the stupidity that was the Ali/Inoki matchup. It will probably end on some fluke technicality - no one gets hurt, everyone gets paid. Not buying........or selling. Even it out, make Phelps run and Bolt swims?

What? No mention of the ghosts of Christmas past or present? Good Christmas Cheer? Auld Lang Syne? I think that maybe Lulu should look into the "old acquaintances to be forgot"? -------- And everyone that is invited to beffy's party need to look under their seat! There is a GC for 5 dollars off any skinny girl product, a 50 count package of SK napkins, note pad/pen and fridge magnet! Merry and Happy!

We can only wonder what are the magic words that get her to settle down? "TV project", maybe?

Awwwwwwwwwwww..............we'll behave, PROMISE!

ESPN's Lakers/Celtics 30 for 30 is fucking excellent. Great player interviews, narration and clips. After years of watching them play, it was fun to hear what was going on behind the scenes. It also reminds me why I hate the other team..

Agreed, but now I am a little curious as to what MIGHT set beffy off. A subjugated verb? Or a proper usage miscue? The 'their/there, affect/effect" controversies?

Apologies, Will we be discussing usage, pronunciation or spelling later on?

Cow eyes. Beautiful, full, brown eyes. When we drive across country, The cows always get a shout out. Always. One of beffy's best features are her eyes, there is a fire in them. Too bad the are stuck in the head of a maniac.

Umlauts. Sometimes you got those fuckers hanging over your head? ------------ Beffy is doing a movie! It's called "SHAKEN". The story revolves around a woman who is 'shaken' by life and has to make everyone around her pay for it. the tagline is "She has a specific set of ills".

You would think someone who is "quick" be able to read a room? One admirable thing in a woman is her ability to recover or face a situation she comes across. It also works when in reverse. It's not always the wisest or classiest to just blurt out what ever the fuck rests on your tongue, as a matter of fact? It's kinda annoying. A woman can have money, looks, a good work ethic and health, but if her personality sucks? It's all on her. There is nothing more UNATTRACTIVE than a pretty woman with a fucking ugly soul. No amount of makeup, hair cutting or wardrobe changes gonna save THAT bitch.

I once went to cook a dish my mom would always cookI guess, so I gave her a call and got her recipe. As we went over the ingrediences, we began to chat about how to put the dish together. As I asked her about some of the steps in the process, she got giggly. She then confessed that when people asked her about her recipes, she'd leave out an ingredient or step, (she also did that with whatever perfume she was wearing, if people asked wanted to know what it was, she'd give then a different name) When I told her that wasn't nice, she said, "who's recipe is it?" --------------------- Had Bernadette stolen a recipe from beffy? She'd be whining and carrying on about how her mom was a thief, a bitch and what else? Knowing how she yelled at lulu about being a whore, etc? I wonder what offensive behavior she has foisted on her mom?

Things are starting to look "bad"................

Heh heh, another Blast from the Past. I wonder how many "Penthouse Letters" ramona has read?

As long as you give her a 'writing credit' I don't think she'd mind. My Goodness! Answer? "Goodness had NOTHING to do with it!"

Um, Horse racing people are connected in MANY areas. Check out a Daily Racing Form and google some of the names of the owners? Many aren't household names, but they are giants in their areas of work.... I live in a "triple crown" city and when THE RACE comes to town, the paper devotes a section to all the balls/parties in town - guy ferry and booby flay are two of the well known horse owners/chefs. I am sure beffy would LOVE to get into one of their eateries as the Official Swill? Doesn't anyone network anymore?

I give your a post a 99. Just in case you happen to write something that is FUNNIER? (It was a perfect post)

The Long Run - Eagles. I used to hurry a lot I used to worry a lot I used to stay out till the break of day Oh, that didn't get it It was high time I quit it I just couldn't carry on that way Oh, I did some damage, I know it's true Didn't know I was so lonely, till I found you You can go the distance We'll find out in the long run (in the long run) We can handle some resistance If our love is a strong one (is a strong one) People talkin' about us They got nothin' else to do When it all comes down we will Still come through In the long run Ooh, I want to tell you, it's a long run You know I don't understand why you don't treat yourself better Do the crazy things that you do 'Cause all the debutantes in Houston, baby, Couldn't hold a candle to you Did you do it for love? Did you do it for money? Did you do it for spite? Did you think you had to, honey? Who is gonna make it? We'll find out in the long run (in the long run) I know we can take it If our love is a strong one (is a strong one) Well, we're scared, but we ain't shakin' Kinda bent, but we ain't breakin' in the long run Ooh, I want to tell you, it's a long run in the long run In the long run In the long run

True. Money cannot buy anyone happiness. But, you sure can rent an ass-load of it!

The fuck you say! The BEST lulu performance was on the KTLA morning show. The absolute best were the cuts to the morons dancing to the tune and the way they ran the credits over her, as they ended the show. Pure comedy gold.

No, Two assholes with two assholes. I am not good at math. I think it adds up to four. -------------------- A flat tire is a deflating experience. When it happens to you, visit your neighborhood XXXXXXXX location for a FREE repair. Repairable punctures are: 1/8 inch or less In the center tread Not on the shoulder or belt edge Our repair system seals both the hole in the tread and the inner liner. This prevents the steel belting from rusting and causing a weak spot. --------------------- My flats are all fixed for free! Forever.

John lived and he learned that someone was STUPID enough to plunk down 10k to get rid of her moths? I wonder what she'd pay to have someone get rid of the bats in her belfry? Well, I see four assholes on the couch. Told you it was a trick photo. No, they only fix flats during the working hours. Forever means overtime for the crew.

It's ONLY rich white dudes? I tend to see it as all the "green assholes" who steer the topic - green as in money - sex, faith and color - be damned. I seem to remember some woman posting a photo of her posing in her daughter's pajamas on the twatter. That was fun to watch.

A So, what does that "We fix flats' sign doing in the window? Seems as if they are working on getting rid of flats, once and for all? It makes good business sense to bullshit a little.

Who is a larger idiot? John or beffy? It's NOT the guy that sprayed, put mothballs in the wall and hung a trap inside a closet and made 10k. Judge Judy would have a field day with a case like that. Its like being the owner of a tire shop and having someone walk in and complain that they new set of tires went flat after they went driving thru a parking lot filled with broken glass. People are stupid, that way.

Great example of a good photo. Beffy looks good in that pic. But if you know the particulars (personas) of both the people on the couch? It turns into one of those "What color is this dress?" kinda photos. But, the question might be, "How many assholes are on the couch?" instead.....