ElDosEquis

For the 'after action' clean up.....

How many f**ks? Talent is sown, growing it? A trick. But when it sprouts, It may come in thick. Devoid of that ethic, what does make her tick? She tries and tries, her silly asterisk!

Flying Mikey.... Pat the puss, pat the puss, next level!!!! Satan Andy is afraid of anything 'pussy'?

I love the headlines about the 'dogs arriving safely' - as if the RGs were going to load the animals onto planes that were scheduled NOT to make it safely? (I used to write headlines, so I am easily amused by the inference that the dogs were in any danger after they were put in the plane..) The hardest thing about any animal saving venture is the when you realize that you cannot save every single animal on the planet...... MY personal favorite is https://searchdogfoundation.org/

EJ has a pussy that she is always 'manhandling'?

And speaking of OZ? I laughed at the EJ photo. Then it hit me. EJ is just like the wizard. When we get a peek behind that curtain, we see the tired, old gal pulling levers and letting off some smoke bombs so we don't pay attention to what is really going on. So WHAT is really special about EJ? Ummmmm..........Ummmmmmmmm...........wait, she has money? Maybe it's she has a cadre of oversexed, vulgar flying monkeys to cater to her every whim....no........ I guess someday she might wake up and tell everyone that they were in her dream - she fell off the fence in her hometown - and in that dream she was 'fabulous'?

Hokay, I belong to a pet site (15 years) and we have members from as far away as "the land of the long white cloud", Europe , Canada and the Americas. We are NOT associated with any business, group or industry - so whatever rehoming projects we have undertaken, we have been able to focus our efforts on special/particular cases and give 100% in donations to each pet/case. You just cannot bring any animal across int'l borders like it's a check on piece of luggage - BTW, a cargo hold is pressurized but NOT readily accessible to you can't just walk over and check on the pet. - Some countries quarantine rules are pretty strict. It's been a while since I last saw but I think the UK asks for some extended Q for dogs (it was 6 something, either weeks or months) - Kentucky Derby horses from overseas are also Q'ed for a certain time before they are allowed to run a venue.... Another example? You cannot send ANY dog treats that contain meat into Australia, from the US. I have had boxes I sent to Oz opened by customs and had all the meat based treats/snacked confiscated. Rehoming pets from OTHER countries isn't an easy or cheap process, some countries don't GAF, others you have to work and really 'grease the wheels' to get things moving along. While the idea IS noble, saving a handful of pooches overseas,with funds that would and could go a lot farther locally, makes more sense

That was a joke. His main mode of advertising is on the back of bus stop benches. ; )

I have been wasting all this time writing out responses and you cut to the chase in 18 words. My hat's off to you!

He drives around a Porsche with those magnetic car doors signs that say, Ask me about real estate! The Agency, now hiring Phone (323-555-1234) Fax (323 -555-1234) on Facebook @theagency90210

That is my alter ego.....the one that gives zero point 899 thousands of a fuck? Foiled again! PK's other family members.......

"But all are not huntsmen, who blow the huntman's horn By the look of this one? We've not got much to fear."

I tell my wife, "Dame mi pinche cena, mujer!" She swoons, I get fed.

Poppin' Fresh?

The basic tenant here is bad behavior/judgement. What I find interesting, funny, crazy, serious, etc. is WAY different to what anyone else thinks. MY responsibility is to be cognizant of YOUR being and not try to knock you off your tracks.. Forget all the he said/she said and timelines.......It gets back to one person's ill thought out choice of dress (NO she doesn't deserve any blow back, but who sent her out side with her ass flapping in the wind?) ----- Some 20 year old - texting while driving - center punches a bus in Texas killing a bunch of people. I know people that will say, "Oh, I TEXT ALL THE TIME, but I only do it when I am at a stop light/sign" or "I NEVER have had a problem with texting while driving, I keep it under 35 when I do." Those are the clowns that think 'OH, it will NEVER happen to me because I am careful/cautious/under the speed limit/I don't text, I only talk on the phone....' When I hear that, I use EXTRA caution when I deal with morons like that - they do not seem to have a grasp on what MIGHT happen, they are so stuck up their own assholes they only believe that "It will NEVER happen to ME". While texting and driving and leaving the house w/o underwear on are two cases on either side of the spectrum? It all starts with someone being stupid/shallow/pompous/unwilling to think past their own noses. All the extraneous details are just 'talking points' - If someone cannot live with or shake off the results of their ineptitude, then have to wade thru the indignity of listening to the reactions of the people around them who got sucked up into the topic/event - not of THEIR own doing? It's kinda dumb to start pearl clutching because of what they say or do - who started this fuck for all? --------- I have a wonderful tool that helps you when you have a problem with 'self reflection'. It's called "a mirror"?

Hmmmm, If we look at it in very simple terms? It started with EJ's 'lips'. Had she put in a pair of panties, her 'lips would have been sealed' and we'd be taking rinna to the woodshed.

My grad photo from the Lisa Vanderpump School of Sniping, Gun Smiths and Music class of 2003

And that stems from her desire to drive the narrative, to be the topic du jour. I LOVED her indignation at the panty presentation - instead of passing the 'gift' off as Bad HoWife Theater and not making a huge deal out of it? No, make a stand and how just how far they get under YOUR skin because you have a fucked up decision making process (re bad judgement). You open the door, don't expect the flies to stay outta the room.

A two year old walks by a coffee table and cracks his melon when he stumbles on a toy. A parent will walk over and try to comfort them. The child is pretty innocent to the dangers of the world. They need to be protected from themselves and the dangers in the world at large. "Los ninos no tienen ningun culpa!" Some ratched decides to go out with out underwear on and accidentally flashes her twat to the people with her. If you don't realize that MIGHT happen, you probably need to be treated like a two year old - at the least - or a god damn simpleton for NOT realizing what MIGHT happen at one point during the evening. When you can feed yourself and wipe your ass on your own, you pretty much have half of the problems in life figured out. I try to give people a benefit of a doubt, but when you come off as some sanctimonious asshole who actually believes that they are morally, intellectually and behaviorally superior than the people around ya? I reserve the right not to hate you, I do pity you and also plan on laughing my ass off at you. It's your ass, my humor and everyone's planet. If you keep your ass covered from the planet, it's safe from my humor. I refuse to feel sorry for stupid people making stupid decisions?

A credit card tool.. https://www.worldmarket.com/product/credit+card+survival+tool.do?creative=9739027956&device=c&matchtype=e There are different styles - and manufacturers. Some are REALLY fancy - they have all kinds of bells and whistles. I carry one like the one in the photo. Am I a MacGyver? No, He is better looking and has intimate knowledge about chemicals and bomb making. I am more like PK, A blundering fool without a Boy George? ; )

Craig Ferguson - From the Late Show - knew LVP and would give away dinners to 'Sewer" on the program to audience members. He'd pronounce sur as 'Sewer" and throw the fact that it was owned by LVP, and then go into a rift about how her name sounded like some bizarre sex toy. The times she would come on the show, she'd make like she was mad about the jokes he made, but she knew better than to pursue it because CF would tear her a new asshole if she went at him. It was like watching a kindergartner try to match wits with a college prof...Ferguson ALWAYS won.

I'd have a problem centering the 'no stick' part of the strip. I commend your style, steady hand and color choices. ---- We were setting up a scheduling system for the hospital and were getting down to the nitty gritty of picking the colors for each service. When we got to the OB/GYN service and one woman suggested the color 'pink". The dept head looked up at me -only guy in the room and says - "PINK FOR PUSSY!" We all started to laugh and there was a spirited discussion about the different shades of a woman's privates - I did NOT contribute - but every time I hear LVP say that pink is her color? I really do find it humorous.

Shit City and Shuttyville......are they neighboring communities near where that asshole guy ferry lives? flavortown? ; ) I apologize to you and your pussy. I see you favor the au natural cat.... not the 'Brazilian'?

And I will second your thought. She shows up in public without shorts on. IF you happen to see her snatch, She will be offended - her good name has been sullied. If you DON'T see or missed seeing her pussy, there is something the matter with you, how can you now gaze into the depths of her body and NOT be turned on? If you apologize great. If you say she has a nice pussy, you get a pass, If you call her on it, she will attack you because you are 'against feminism/women's rights/freedom to wear whatever they want" and just might be too 'uptight/square/pervy'. EJ needs to be the straw that stir the drink - any attention she gets is good because you are talking about/to her. She reminds of one of those minimally talented children that a friend will trot out and say, "Why don't you show them the (routine/trick/skill) you learned.." You then have to sit thru the performance and at the end? Throw on a fake smile, clap and say just how impressive the whole CF was. It's a no-win situation, you go along with the program to keep a sense of peace and not ruffle any feathers, but you also feel like shit because you just witnessed a 'crime' and said nothing about it?

Your father is a man of great wisdom, Mine? I think he was trying to send me a message? I do carry a very cool knife in my wallet... https://www.whateverworks.com/itemdy00.aspx?T1=KB6216&srccode=NXCKYA&source=origin&gdffi=f98fe559280b462594470ed35f332325&gdfms=878FA5E4F661458C837F3EFD9147B979&utm_source=bing&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=WW - Apparel(PLA) - NXCKYA&utm_term=1100100895195&utm_content=WW - Apparel(BSC) - NXCKYA They are VERY handy and viciously sharp - it has served me well. I also have a credit card tool, and a square of cardboard with some straight pins and safety pins taped to one side and a few feet of thread wrapped around - just in case.