ElDosEquis

Send it to EVINE - along with Pleather Dubrow's crap. EVINE, Where ALL products go to die.

There was a stretch of three - in a row - EJ talking heads where she laughs about LVP having an interest in her crotch. Unless you were born with a vaginal septum, there really isn't anything that different about your sheath than the next gal's

You throw your right foot in, You throw your right foot out You throw you right foot in And hop crazily all about, You flip out like Aviva - pointing madly with a SHOUT. And THAT'S what it's all about......

She was STILL angling for that apology to her and Daddy Warbucks. She is persistent?

A woman who claims to have riches Dresses in designer 'stitches' I am off the fence about her common sense and her out in public sans britches! ------------- Don't call her honey There's nothing sweet about her. I know OTHER words?

There once was a woman name rinna Who's stupidity shows she's no 'winna' She opens her mouth and things soon go south the things she shills so she can buy dinna? --------------- A party for rose, diamond and tools People soon are wound up like spools In all of the crowd The one's that aren't loud The ponies that lounge by the pool?

I see a pattern here.....

Hmmm, I see a pattern here....

The Fuckery is in BH mode The tension makes people explode An evening with fools who are total tools showcased on this episode? ---------- Wind blowing up ass short dress? no panties? no brains? keep your twat covered.

A woman who thinks she owns truth She shouts it from a top a roof. Cannot come to grips from what escapes her lips Of that? we don't need no proof. -------- EJ you really ain't hot your talent and fame is all bought Your hits on 'the charts' are as vapid as farts, that travel from your ass to (lady parts). I really can do this all day.

Well, you can have a haiku, poem (Love those Dr Seuss parodies), a limerick or flow chart......... A haiku.... Ponies by the pool Harpies arguing panties? Season has ended.

Lisa Rinna in one fucked up lass For manners, she does get NO pass. Her biggest sin? Is fucking harry hamlin Allegedly with strap-on in ass?

And her 'victim' photo is in the dictionary near "vagina' and "vicious"

Let's diagram an apology?

Well, PK is an asshole for stepping up and when Ken defended LVP he was canonized and knighted? Hmmm. I guess the basic premise of defending your wife depends on what kind of man people think you are. Boy, is my old lady in trouble. But then again, she had to qualify with an M-16 and her Glock. Maybe I am the one who is screwed?

LOL, NO one would dare talk to EJ's bank account/ATM like that.

Nope, this was hiding the pistol in the toilet tank and ruining the meal for his guests?

MY wife made me buy her a diamond..............Shit, had I know I could DIY one.... No, then I'd have to mine for the gold for the band, too. Fuck that.

FUCK YES, Dr Seuss parody I am soooooo in with that. Would you stop causing a fuss Won't you just cover your puss Do you leave stains on your dress Does your vag always cause a mess? Would youn give zero fucks Are you wasting your Daddy's Bucks? Do you have many riches, and do you call your friend's as 'bitches? Are you cold and are you blunt? Or are you just a real (not nice person)

Is that the same company that put out the Vag-o-matic? The laser honed vag that dices, slices and strains and is made of food grade silicone that can stand up to temps as high as 550 degrees. It's on flex pay and for this presentation only, we are offering a new color, Vander Pink. ----------- Hmm, EJ has a snake, LVP has a hamster. This is sounding like Animal Planet - with the real animals behaving better than the owners.

EJ flow chart.

Years ago you could go to the back of Rolling Stone magazine and see who was on the Top 100. THAT list covered every style of music. Bands/musicians might release a single that would only chart at, say, 48 in the grand scheme of things, but when you start to break down the styles within that T100, that number 48 becomes NUMBER ONE on the Dance Music chart. It's not unusual to see an artist appear on two lists for the same single. Any list can be broken down into subsets - and from there you can crown a whole new top ten list - it's all a matter on interpretation.

Is 'proxy' another word for flying monkey?

I played 'the under' when Vegas released the odds on how many people would get killed in the post game celebrations. Anyone got the final stats?

Well, some time in the near future, some kid is going to get a nice NEW tee shirt. And to that kid? Gonzaga is ALWAYS going to be the NCAA Champs.