Drogo

I originally thought he said Mexico Chef and I was very confused why he was bringing the star of Mexico Chef to this Puerto Rican restaurant. *pulls furniture away from walls * * applies for Kitchen Nightmares * ”Nailed it.”

It might have given him pause but it couldn’t have been a deal breaker if they’re still together. I know a lot of dudes who think bitching to their low sex drive wives about their low sex drives will somehow turn them on. In my experience it only makes the issue worse. Very few people want to have low libido. Nikki is equally selfish, and by extension, likely a horrrrrrrrrrrrible lover.

THIS^^^ It’s giving “I’m sexually predatory but it’s okay because I have double standards.”

You are the voice of the people.

Poor sweet stupid Matt. He really thought they gave a shit what they wanted.

Matt Klotz: Most Likely To Believe He’s Going To Hang Out With Josh Duhamel

Isn’t this couple usually two people who came on the show hoping the specific other one would be there? I think it’s only Avian and Kaiyleigh who fall into that category.

Olivia sounds like a rocket scientist compared to the rest of this bunch.

Nikki is painful to look at, her skin looks stretched across her skull, and then she costumes herself. He was being kind when he said porn star.

Between that and the Poop Poop Platter, I hope they unionized. Davia is giving future Real Housewife. She would never do something like that. Never. *pets hair*

He’s predatory and controlling.

Gordon’s commentary on other people’s cooking videos is funny, complimentary, and just generally uplifting and high quality. He doesn’t have to do them, but he makes somebody’s year every time he does. Vito and Bozo are typical clowns who will turn 30 and wonder where their “empire” went.

I hope his husband tells him he’s a dumbass.

Maybe stop fucking with the decorative towels while she’s trying to talk to you, Mess.

Sing it with me: Interstate Compact Agreement

The dog is Foxy Lady, obviously.

Oof that Kangol is a choice.

He hateses you, Neka.

Raneka and Magnum are my favorite couple.

This mf Mikey is patient and soft spoken.

We’ll never have a Day 28 finger-lickin’-good auction again. :(

They had so many Survivicidal tribemembers who would’ve jumped into the flames, they decided to eliminate the hazard.

In the voting booth, no less. Drew when he’s caught digging for an idol:

Sorry but Andy didn’t leave the force because he had kids, he was probably tossed for being a slothy childish shitbag.

When he says “cool” he means he’s having a temper tantrum