Drogo

Good decisions are kind of his Thing

No pickles? No mayo? This whiney MF doesn’t deserve fried chicken.

Fuck it, I like Mikey.

What if your parole officer wants to meet your mother?

Sex minutes are longer?

Matt The Family Lawyer will be raising his rates after this.

“We had a baby with someone else’s dick.”

Poor Joynomi, so dumb.

Andy if you think she’s failed you, Gracie’s got a story for you.

Andy’s plans have him in head to toe vinyl on a leash in the town square.

Yeah, and both times she behaved as if she was the bait in a “To Catch A Predator” episode waiting for Chris Hansen to come relieve her.

Yes! His mom sent him “the boneless” fried chicken… FYI I would shank 2-3 of y’all for a fried chicken cutlet straight out of prison.

He said he wants real food… I guess his mom fries fake chickens?

Oowee?

Imagine being a grown adult and remembering who was cool in high school.

But why did you bring me to this parole office?

Bobby was a clown who shat his pants the minute he met GR. FYI big boy, Rocky Balboa went the distance, not “another round.”

Plenty of calcium, though.

It’s a different large chinned villain. She said she wanted a Cinderella theme, but ended up with Corpse Bride.

I didn’t want to be the person who had to bring his past to light, but…

In case anyone missed the Tell-All because they were digging up a new number for Carmistian, here's a quick visual recap! ------------------------------------------------ RAZVAN: AMANDA: AMANDA'S SISTER: AMANDA: ------------------------------------------------ VIOLET: RILEY: ------------------------------------------------ CHRISTIAN: CLEO: ------------------------------------------------ MEISHA: NICOLA: ------------------------------------------------ DEMPSEY: STATLER: ------------------------------------------------ TYRAY: CHRISTIAN: ------------------------------------------------ SHEILA: DAVID:

Jasmine was the most empathetic, articulate and emotionally intelligent person on the stage. I said what I said.

100% agree. If you know someone has a completely-not-at-all-made-up high body count, and you choose to be in a relationship with them anyway, you don't get to slut-shame them for it. Similarly, if they have been straightforward about wanting you to weigh a certain amount or fit into a certain size, feel free to see the giant red flag and get the fuck outta Dodge, but don't fly across the world and stand aghast looking for "canyoubelievehedidthistomeomg" support. Sharper is a douchey dude, but I don't think he led Shakira down a dark path and tricked her. I think she loves dark paths and the inevitable "Woe is me" that accompany them. Also I have a soft spot for Sharpie because he looks like the love child of Ryu and Guile from Street Fighter II.

It’s hard to get an appointment with Roy G. Biv. Peasant..