Drogo

Kerok will do well as long as it’s everything he wants to do and his employers have none of their own expectations of him.

Danielle is in bunny boiling territory. Imagine a woman who doesn’t want to have sex with an obsessed FOB anymore tells him calmly how she feels, and he storms off angrily saying “Riveting!” Then he tells his friend “I still want to fuck her but I want her to shut the fuck up while I do it.” Then tells the same friend later that if this poor woman wants to get with anyone else: “I’ll burn her at the stake if she does that.” I believe it was Malia who pulled Sam to talk. Malia definitely made it a point to show Sam that her man Cory is a tree she/Malia’s been peeing on it for weeks to mark her territory. (I have a sister too, she’s never spit in my mouth or wrestled me in the snow until she was bent over in front of me. Malia’s scandalous re: Cory at least.)

Then his nonchalance talking about his disrespect for Kenny’s marriage. Fuck off, Tim.

Kenny: “We have so many embryos! Cheer for us!” Also Kenny: “Don’t implant any of them omg” These people can’t stand a Beautiful Intelligent Woman. BIW are always the bad guy in a 90DF Tell All disagreement. Tim is the biggest BIW Hater of all, because none of them want him. And rightly so. Guys who look and sound like Tim only win over a BIW if they have a “I only want to make you happy” mentality towards relationships, as opposed to Tim’s “I’m not going to do a fucking thing for you unless I WANNA” attitude.

Pretty much how every Big T season starts. They're chicken shit with anonymity, too. I did like the unpredictability of The Hopper. Jay is visually off-putting for me. And verbally off-putting. And all the other ways one can be off-putting.

He is sooooo not talking about Danielle in that amazing song about a woman worth getting hurt for. Danielle gets the Weird Al parody: "You Somehow Made Casual Sex NotFun."

RE: Ashley's self-proclaimed coffee addiction and witchery As my almost-17 year old would say about Gen-Z and young Millennials: "They all need to tell you about something that makes them special. Because actually just being special is too hard."

Anybody who abuses my care package from home is getting their shit rocked.

I heard recently that something like 98% of convictions are the result of plea deals. I would 100% trust that Jake knows how to plead guilty for a less harsh punishment.

Ashley honey he probably just would rather spend the money on food for his children

Manny’s whole life is a garbage plate.

Kerosene?

Somebody hold my hand…

^^ still more clairvoyant than Witch Ashley^^

My teen daughter won’t date boys who post anything on social media.

I like Igor.

It’s a fluid comment. Take it from scene to scene. Trust me, it will apply. It’s the white button down shirt of comments.

Page 1500 commemoration

Men are always super accepting of a “By the way you’ll never really satisfy me because I like women too and haven’t really explored that yet, SURPRISE” at their wedding.

She’s as sick of this storyline as we are.

“I love it here so far, even though Rob does Glamour Shots of his dick for most of LA County.”

These two idiots.

She can’t be real. She’s a caricature.

The first and only thing Ashley proactively translated for Manuel was about sending his family money. She didn’t even translate the oil scent names. Relationships with no consideration are the worst.