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Oh, sigh, the Aris story bums me out. She just wants a man who doesn't constantly paw at her and she ends up with this big slurping mouth-breather lech. . NOOOOOO. Get UP!! DON'T YOU MARRY HIM, ARIS.

$9k out of $0.35/hr is pretty good! How long was he in there, anyway?

Closed captioning now recognizes "Imma" as a contraction for "I'm going to..." How long will it take Merriam-Webster to catch up? . Uh-oh. I'm starting out cranky.

I don't know about Jamie Lee Curtis, but he was obviously less than thrilled with Tracy Morgan's introduction--which is understandable, since it was more about Tracy Morgan than Eddie Murphy. EM's face didn't crack a single expression until "Your pull-out game is weak," which was undeniably pretty darn funny. Agree. WTF. Okay, so Regina King disagreed with Kevin Costner winning the award, maybe keep that opinion to yourself until the afterparty. #### Didn't anyone else's head jerk up when Jerrod Carmichael said he'd been asked to mention the location hosting the Globes and he called it "the hotel that killed Whitney Houston"?

Like they were dogs. 🤮🤮🤮

Well, I am tantalized. What does Gabby have at home that she doesn't want Chris to see? A garden shed full of children?

Gabby might be waiting for him in the Men's Room.

So not a Principal Player. Well, that's sort of a relief.

Blaine? There was a Blaine? Listen, if you're not on THIS SEASON, I have no brain cells to spare for remembering you and your mishigas. Shoo.

Justine had a whole ten second TH and didn't pet her weave ONCE. %%%% Wait, what's this? Justine sticks up for her daughter and Michael sticks up for his wife??? WHAT SHOW AM I WATCHING?

Hello? You're really going to need to narrow that excited exhortation down. Derek? Chris? Michael? That one who keeps "puffing" and just went into the halfway house? Where's that guy going into the fine estate jewelry biz? Him?

His mom. He said last week that he'd split the $$ between Gabby and his family and he was feeling some serious regret about not saving any back for himself. Heh.

Never mind the houseguest--what about shy kitty?!

I really like LAL+Bill Maher as a Friday night twofer. Like topping off my meth with a little dash of fentanyl, for taste. . Hey! Stupid hat guy's girl is out! And she just told him he didn't know how to drink a beverage. Sounds about right. Forsooth, fair maid.

@WaltersHair, you stick with us!

Like a white rosebud.

Yep. I couldn't find one of my good friends to trade Merry Christmases and finally tracked down that she died on the 19th. I'm like you--what? Is this going to be the way it is now? Seems too soon.

Not much foreplay. 🙉

Oh, no! A new gig is in order. It's not as good without you.

I remember seeing Kathy Fang on Chopped and thinking that she needed to get over her daddy issues, or at least refrain from broadcasting them. "My father's a great, great chef and he doesn't respect me or my skills at all and maybe if I win Chopped, he will [love me] see that I really can cook!" So I guess I was wrong about that. Someone took those daddy issues and turned them into a whole show! Yikes. . When she started introducing the staff, I got definite Vanderpump vibes. That must be the Bravo TV flavor others noticed. . Finally, I'm an adventurous eater, but corned beef & cabbage in my Chinese food doesn't sound very appealing. 🥴

Double post

I watched "The Worsties" show afterward and I must say: the woman who lost control and left Anne sprawled across the floor like roadkill--was robbed. That was the only event I specifically remembered from the 47 seasons I've watched, although the awkwardness of that woman crushing on Bobby Flay was painfully familiar.

Ten times out of ten, I don't get my last amusing pithy comment in under the wire, so I'll just say Happy Ne

I have the sense that kid composed his little speech in advance.

I have no information about this man because I can't see past that fucking hat.