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Did "No-Puncture-Wound Dude" say he had been wearing Nikes, like rhymes with Mikes?

"Bad friends don't take someone to Hawaii" told me all I needed to know about Barbie and Skipper.

Sorry for the late viewing/commenting on the used furniture nonsense, but this one thing stands out for me. I think defendant probably used to be a man. I know, that should not affect one's ambulance chasing.

I find Red Eye to be consistently the cleverest show on TV. Who knew that Harris Faulkner had such a biting wit?

Let me guess, rallymantis, fellow Red Eye fan?.

Dingo/Pitbull mix. How did that even happen?

"My husband is away" = "My husband is in jail". Anyone else?

Yes, Daddy Moe seemed truly heartbroken that his daughter was behaving in such a nasty way.

Scary looking plaintiff looked like Baby Jane's Yorkie. I am going to hell.

I imagine the whiny bride was on her way to her next court appearance for the low-speed, minor-impact, negligible damage auto accident she had 1 year and 11 1/2 months ago.

Is one's brother's cousin not one's own cousin?

Peyton Manning introducing Miles to Blue in a new Papa John's spot cracked me up!

Wait, a reporter trying to be neutral? What is this world coming to?

I have been out of town so I'm just catching up on dvr'd stuff. The ROR case was more a "failure to maintain lane" issue as I see it. Yes, when making any turn, left or right, one must continue in the same travel lane. It boiled down to where the impact took place in the roadway, not resulting damage to the vehicles involved. Defendant had an independent witness, plaintiff did not. Simple as that.

The FedEx spot with the passive-aggressive co-workers just works my nerves. Is just saying "Welcome" like the straight-bangs harpy does a thing now?

Without an ounce of awareness, Mila just proclaimed that Elizabth Warren was "on the warpath". Delicious irony for breakfast.

Bartender/Stripper has one time, a long time ago, been told she looks like Tyra Banks, I think.

Sorry for the late post. I am just now watching this one. No, Vickie, Shannon did not throw away your friendship. Sheesh.

I'm thinking less Ann-Margret, more Wynona Judd.

My still-thinks-like -a-12 -year-old husband says all of the assembled women are lesbians because they are getting off on looking at her nether regions. Men are pigs.

How cute was Her Supreme Honor as she took the bench smiling genuinely at the pups.

Listening to one of the morning show panels discussing the Syrian conflict today, I became convinced that one participant was saying. "President AssHat". Which, you know, would be about right.

Honestly, just how jealous is Ramona?

Oh, the irony. Collectively swooning over the allegedly lifted lines with Barnacle at the table.

Just popping in to remind everyone to catch at least one episode of "The Hunt" before John Walsh completely transforms into Burgess Meredith.