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I always am distracted by that mole (or whatever) in her eyebrow.

Tiffany’s makes some beautiful key pendants which I think would have made a much nicer parting gift.

I can picture Caesar playing the dope in a horror movie who ignores everyone’s warnings to “No! Don’t open the door!”

For the same steak dinner, Darcey had made rice a roni at the B&B just before the “cut it on the bias” scene

Without his glasses, he resembles a rosy cheeked Hummel.

Previews for the Tell All look great. Avery in a gold hijab and granny dress and Caesar in his omnipresent denim jacket. Now platinum blonde Darcey and Tom dressed to the 9s

No baby seat for Violet? no seatbelts for Jeniffffferrrrr or Teem?

Why hasn’t anybody mentioned Tom’s eye?

Wedding night advice for Akinyi, just grab two handfuls of Ben’s back hair and assume the Missionary Position

I didn’t know Fred Armisen going to be on next season!

And bug eyes

And very FAT

Sorry I’m behind everyone, but so happy that Akinyi’s Family is in “agreeance” about them getting married! I cracked up when the woman started singing the Swahili version of “The bride cuts the cake.”

TWD lost me during that whole stupid Neagen storyline. Is that over with yet?

and an entire arm and some kind of large face on their back? I think she claimed to be a "fitness model" when we first met her.

the article says "...This is after the 90 Day Fiance babe declares she’s technically single." Unlike Rebecca who is "technically married." Such technicalities!

Like the original cover of "It"? I had to remove the cover from the book because it was so creepy. Also, the the murderer's eyes on the cover of "In Cold Blood" also freaked me out. I read it's called "sanpaku" eyes when the whites of the eyes show at the bottom of the iris. JFK, Princess Diana, Marilyn Monroe and Michael Jackson all exhibited the trait.

Off topic, but what is with those blue suits I've only seen men wear on TV, like Randy Fenoli on SYTTD? Do they exist in the real world and I just don't get out enough?

Oh NOW I get it, it's her lame effort at a celebrity "portmanteau." Flouting the rules, similar to Laura's hearty Sheikh Shake and we saw how cringeworthy that was.

Does it mean something that I'm not getting? I did take perverse pleasure in her meltdown when the attorney told her that chances were slim that Avery would be allowed to come here and she'd hurt his chances even more if she moved to Syria. She's as delusional and snotty as Nicole that the rules don't apply to her (and she's looking like she'll be Nicole's size soon.)

That's okay, I don't remember what I've written myself, either. It was probably the fact that she was in both online relationships simultaneously and when Jesse didn't work out, she switched over to "sloppy seconds" Tom?

She said she wouldn't raise a child that Michael fathered with another woman. "Oh HELL, no!" That's why it's so important that the baby be from "her bloodline" which she inaccurately thinks it would be if she got an "aigg" from Skyla.

Yes, what was up with all those balancing poses? I also call BS on Caesar’s sending Maria more money (he’s not even sure how much, but at least 2K in the past two weeks, yeah right.) Dopey Ben is going to be paying Akinyi’s bride price in monthly installments for the rest of his life. Her family hooked a big fish. He’s not even going to be able to afford bologna and Twinkies anymore. Every time I see the promo for the new season, I think the guy who says “She’s not a prostitute” is Fred Armisen.

She met Jesse and Tom online at about the same time, so was she cheating on Jesse with Tom or cheating on Tom with Jesse? Jesse was Plan A, but she had Tom strung along as Plan B.