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Of course by Angela's standards, it might be the Waldolf-Astoria. I wonder if the camera crew is stuck in that hellhole, too.

I was kind of surprised that Ricardo (?) or that friend that was there didn't appear to make any effort to teach Darcey a few steps since Tom had stressed how everybody salsa dances with everybody else. That one friend was quite handsome, she could have tried to make Tom jealous but I guess the nip slip potential was too high in that outfit and she was more comfortable drinking at the bar and complaining about Tom ignoring her. What am I saying, of course she was!

Just thought I'd add Trip Advisor reviews of Angela's home away from home: https://www.tripadvisor.com/Hotel_Review-g8537637-d10025174-Reviews-Lagos_Travel_Inn-Ikeja_Lagos_State.html

When we first met Emma, someone here commented that her accent was something like "working class Nottingham." Tom obviously puts on a more refined accent in order to sound "posh" but his way of speaking is as fake as Darcey's hair. edited to add: maybe he studied elocution with Professor Higgins!

Drink!

They weren’t exactly Derek and Juliana Hough, but Emma has some moves! For Pete’s sake, Tim, why didn’t you get Veronica’s diamond reset in another ring for Jeniffer? People do that all the time.

I think that’s Avery’s step-father. Does Darcey really think she could salsa dance in this top? Oh wait, her idea of dancing is just clinging to Tom. Why does it ALWAYS rain when someone is going to the airport to say goodbye? Even in the desert?

and recover from Sunday night's Snark Fest.

I DESERVE my sneak peek! Why, TLC, why are you keeping it from me?

I double checked, and I’m on Eastern Time, too, but Fios guide still shows Part 1 in the usual Monday night time slot, 9:00 to 10:00. This is dealing me a blow!

What a blow TLC has dealt us! I’m desperate for my fix

My guide says part 1 followed by part 2 the same night. That’s a lot. My guide is showing an hour of “Tell All Part One” followed by Pillow Talk for Sunday’s episode of “Before the 90 Days.”

During the Tell All let’s see if we can predict how many times after a fight breaks out, someone flounces offstage or in this case ends their video connection and Host Shawn looks at the camera with a dazed expression and says, “What just happened here?”

I thought they already DID, or did I just wish them gone?

They got married 10/20/19 and the baby was born 7/3/20 but Tiffany was in SA for two weeks before the wedding, so it looks like she got pregnant right away.

Dear Dee, Don't let anyone EVER tell you you have any kind of problem! Deny everything and start to cry. You can never be too desperate. You DESERVE a fairy tale romance! Don't let pesky little details like your children get in the way of you seeking foreign dick. Only use adjectives like "beautiful" and "awesome" and never have anything interesting to say. Picture every scenario as a wedding venue. Remember, everything is a competition with your sister. Plastic surgery is your friend. Your self-worth is measured by the number of designer knock-offs you incorporate into each outfit. Eyes on the Prize! DON'T work on yourself, babe! You're perfect! I wish you all the best, Jezzie

that's what I figured. Her own hair is so fried at this point, it's obvious where it ends and the extensions begin (and go on and on and on)

Darcey just rattles off phrases like she's just read them from a list. Wait a minute... And is that tuft of hair sticking straight up deliberate?

Akinyi said, "when you pay the bride price...TRADITIONALLY we are married," with traditionally being the operative word. I don't think that means they're legally married in a binding ceremony, just in a committed relationship as if they said "I marry you" to each other three times while walking in a circle under a full moon.

@Drogo, when's your birthday? Asking for a several friends...

In all the pictures I've seen of Rebecca online, she appears to have brown eyes but in the filtered ones, her irises are larger than normal, shiny and cartoon-like. Are there contacts that give you the same effect when you're not filtering your look?

Why would she have to go to SA for a DNA test for the baby?

His real name is Kehinde Ilesanmi

I remember my closed captioning said "side kick" because that triggered a long discussion afterwards about her being the Tonto to his Roy Rogers or Robin to his Batman.