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I don’t think he had TIME to tell anyone! Akinyi told him “TOMORROW when you negotiate my bride price we will be traditionally married.” The next day he’s talking about bowls or bulls, feeding Father Akinyi cake and that night taking care of Akinyi’s cookie jar. The following morning she’s butt hurt because he hasn’t told anyone about the wedding, including the people he doesn’t like. What a whirlwind courtship. His head must have been spinning

Unfortunately, Darcey would have taken that to mean he wanted her to “tote him a baby.”

How’s the store Nicole Avery?

Teri has a pig nose AND fish lips.

Ben's no more married to Akinyi than he is to ME. Once he returns to Arizona, her family will have no "hold" over him.

Tom's straight out of a "Central Cah-sting" call for a stuffy Brit. Cheerio, pip, pip and all that rot.

Coming to you from the 90 Day Runway

Tiffany is such a sanctimonious witch, but Ronald deserves her

I think Laura’s dogs are pit bulls.

Maybe we all misheard it and he actually said "Red Bulls"

I LOVED it when she said something like, "I went to the lawyer and he told me everything I didn't want to hear!"

I think the premise of the BEFORE the 90 Days programs is that the American is going to meet the foreign love interest in person for the first time, then if everything works out, they will go back to the states and start the K1 Visa process to bring them here to marry. At that point, they could be on the original 90 Day franchise depicting the problems of marrying here within the 90 day deadline.

Avery is no petite wallflower, either

Yes, I thought he was using an example to say that he had $ 600 USD in a way that would make sense to Father Akinyi. If FA thought Ben had 60 BULLS worth of money he would have been delighted.

I don't think the "appreciation ring" from Jesse was a diamond, but this is the ring Darcey was wearing last year calling it a gift from Tom and acting like they were engaged. Jesse immediately called BS on the engagement story. Then, before Darcey went to meet Tom in London, she was showing people the ring he had sent her and it was the same one in the photo:

He has $600 USD, so each bull would cost $ 10? Father Akinyi would become a cattle baron with that herd. That's why I think he really said "bowls," while looking around the room for some kind of concrete analogy.

Darcey's explanation (from Parade.com) how she met Tom: How did you and Tom actually meet? We met on Facebook when I lived in Los Angeles. I just saw his profile coming up every so often. I was like, “Ooh, who’s this guy?” Inboxed him. We reached out to each other. We talked for a good year and then he kind of ghosted. It was kind of a weird kind of, “Oh, what happened to him?” He was living in another country at the time and we lost touch and that’s when I met Jesse. So that was done for a bit and then we reconnected somehow. I think he saw that I was with another guy and I think he might’ve been trying to reach out. So he got a little jealous maybe? Maybe! I don’t know. But he did his own thing during that time. So yeah. It is what it is. We had never met in person. link to entire article: https://parade.com/938131/nicolepajer/90-day-fiance-darcey-silva-tom-brooks/

I wonder if he ever gave Darcey his ADDRESS? I can picture her traipsing all over Nottingham in stilettos, going door to door and trying the key in every lock like some game show called "Eyes on the Prize." I confess I have never in my life written the word "traipsing" before today, but that's exactly what Darcey does, she "traipses" (and trips)

Furthermore, I think Jesse AND Tom were both in it for the TV time and to promote their business ventures and being in a real relationship with Desperate Darcey was never in the cards for either of them.

But I think he DID say something like that, right after he said, "It's the key to YOUR heart." Anyway, I wonder how his Housemate (Mum) feels about him giving out a key to their house. I also wonder what happened to the large CZ ring he supposedly gave her before she went to the UK, the one that she showed on SM last November and gave everyone the impression it was an engagement ring until Jesse called her out on her shenanigans.

At least it looked a bit fancier than a $3 Master Lock key blank copied at the hardware store:

It’s a totin’ masterpiece

When I watched the Sneak Preview last night, I could have sworn that when Ben was making the analogy about his money, my close captioning said that he had the equivalent of 60 BOWLS. Now tonight he’s saying BULLS. Huge difference!

I am always honored when the Great and Powerful Drogo quotes me and better yet when he improves something. But I originally came here to quote Ange: "I gotta do whatever I can to have him a baby."

Gee, Jenifffffferrrrrr, tell us how you really feel about Teem. And, I know it’s sideways and in Spanish, but what does her arm tat say?