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and to Angela an insincere compliment much like when she met and hugged Emma and said, "You're so beautiful!"

And the buttons were straining on Jesse's vest. I can't wait to see the Douchebag Battle they've promised us tonight

And that's about two seasons too many as far as I'm concerned.

My theory about what happened was that production planned to go to the Ukraine to film Maria's segments, but even before filming began she changed her mind about appearing so they had to come up with an alternate angle. Everybody, including Caesar, knew she was never going to Cancun but they filmed him waiting there anyway and everything that happened was staged, and bad acting on his part. When he got home, he started with the bogus "we're back together" story and production offered her money to film her in the Ukraine just for the Tell All as a big surprise to everyone.

I can’t wait to see Dean’s reaction to seeing the real Maria

My Fios TV guide lists Pillow Talk at 11:00 Eastern Time tonight

I went to “click on new replies” and wound up on a bladder leakage website

Shaun: “You And Darcey aren’t together. Why are you here?” Tom: “I’d be a fool to turn down an all expense paid trip to New York.” Jesse: “Me, too!” Maria: “Me, three!”

Don’t worry, Ange, I don’t want your relationship with Michael

I did see that. Too bad they blur the license plates, guaranteed they are personalized vanity plates.

This deserved a screen shot!

Does he still have her Visa card? If he can’t get a K1 Visa, a Chase bank Visa will have to do

What’s with the giant stuffed teddy bear in Rebecca’s luggage?

Is that the scarf Rebecca made for him?

Omar looks thrilled to talk to Avery. NOT!

How much longer do we have to listen to that stupid “time is running out” jingle in the previews.

Ben’s “technically married” too!

You...woman...murried?

this is going through my head:

Not wrong at all, I am chuckling right along with you!

If you were wondering what the box containing the key said, here’s a screen shot. It appears to say Elkser Life, but the only mention of a company with a name like that that I can find is a UK based business that sells inexpensive products that are supposed to inspire you to “live life to the full.” No mention of anything key shaped but they do sell cuff links so I bet this was a recycled box from Tom’s dresser. Then here’s Darcey’s reaction, “So, it was a key...” (shrug)

but obviously FAKE-as-DARCEY's hair! Aladin must have been stunned when he met her in person.

I’ll bet he has another raging erection like he did at the airport

In front of a camera crew?

Looks like Laura brought her blonde mermaid extensions along with her the first time she met Aladin in person and wore them for her "first" wedding to him.