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They were conceived via IVF, so they were three separate eggs that made it through the process and resulted in the surrogate friend having a triplet birth

That certainly must have put a crimp in your Thanksgiving dinner! I recall the Butterball recall a few years ago and the joke that went around "Why are they recalling Butterball turkeys?" "They forgot to butter their balls."

They've been living together for two years and he's seen how she acts, why does he think a marriage license is suddenly going to change Jenny's personality? He said his former wife was very bossy and wanted to change things about him, but he basically met her at the altar! She probably was a bitch from the get-go. He's just grabbing at straws at this point in a desperate attempt to get out of marrying Jenny now that his excuses are drying up.

The obvious excuse for Sumit not wanting to get married in ten days: HE HAS TO WASH HIS HAIR!

Some people think stuffing is better IN Turkey, but I prefer it baked separately

I wonder if Sumit’s trusted family astrologer also chose the date for his first wedding.

He's also Chantel's sister Winter's weight loss surgeon.

You can use my best sewing shears. I'll sharpen them for you. I suggest tying it to the bedpost then yelling "Fire!"

Here's the background we were told at the beginning of the season: "Back in August 2020, Kenny has come clean about faking a marriage with a woman who was his friend so that he could have children. All of Kenneth’s babies have been born via in-vitro fertilization. Only heterosexual couples could have the treatment in the 1990s when Kenny became a father, so he enlisted his friend’s help and faked that they were married." I just learned his last name is Neidermeier. Now all I can think of is that ROTC guy on the horse in "Animal House"

Sumit is the hen-pecked one, bock bock!

Sumit and Jenny filed paperwork….Kenny cried. Evelyn was a bitch to Corey. and Ellie kept prattling on about how much a Cat 5 hurricane has inconvenienced her.

Is that Molly’s owl?

Cue Natasha Bedingfield

Yes, it’s already been on D+, now it will be on TLC

They’re in Mombasa, Kenya

That crocheted doll toilet paper cover is giving me flashbacks to my mother-in-law’s bathroom.

I think it’s the updo

I wonder if Corey got the vaccine. Remember the scene he made when he had to get a shot before moving to Ecuador?

I suspect Ari’s turned down eyes might eventually look just like Janice’s as her skin droops in the corners

She needs an eyelid lift

Both in last week's episode and the sneak peek for tonight, that translator, although beautiful, was prettyuseless.

I think Ed's mom is adorable but that style hair isn't attractive on anyone older than 7. I wonder what those college guys really thought of her just walking into their game, I guess it was an opportunity to be on a TV show. If I have to hear that stupid "pee in the dating pool" comment one more time, I'm going to hurl. Are we supposed to forget that Jesse was already on a highly scripted show about post Darcey dating and how that went nowhere?

I thought it was really suspicious when Jeniffer (oh god, that stupid spelling!) said it had taken over a year for Jesse to respond to her text. How convenient that suddenly they both got the urge to be on a spin-off. But I came here to post that I was channel surfing last night and happened upon the “Toddlers and Tiaras” flashback scene where a mother was giving her two year old daughter a pre-pageant mayo hair treatment! And the kid was spooning mayo into her mouth like it was ice cream!

The Sprinkle Sisters mother’s one permanently arched eyebrow looked like she had some bad Botox.

I didn't watch, but I suspect that anyone within 200 feet of Alejandro's $6,000 cologne can't taste anything.