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Don’t look at that pic, he will steal your soul

They won’t. It’ll be more moving and hating, hating and moving.

So, I have a confession. Please don’t think terribly of me. I like Kody’s hair here. I wish my own husband would grow his out.

Many a marriage has been saved by having separate bathrooms! 💜

I wonder if Henry has Tourette’s. He twitches hard when under pressure, and it seems his lack of personality covers for it, either on purpose or not. He reminds me of Loren on 90 Day Fiancé with the twitching. I have a soft spot for him, my hubby is the quiet one in the group too. when Amelia and Bennet woke up and took their early morning swim, I wondered if it was in place of showering lol. I like them as a couple, I’m old but find Bennet so handsome. ETA that my quiet hubby is now all about wanting to brush our teeth together after watching, because he knows it grosses me out and is a jokester. Yuck.

Evie is a cutie.

I love green beans. Canned. Straight from the can lol.

I had foils and a cut the other day. I was the only one in the salon, my stylist wore a mask, and it wasn’t scary at all. And it’s nice to not have 3 inches of dark brown roots. Risk vs reward I guess. I have my truck and a 2008 Honda Element. In my Element, there’s no Bluetooth. So I listen to the radio. In my truck, I hook my phone up and only listen to my Apple Music.

I love Olivia. She’s wise and well-spoken and seems so sweet. Can’t stand Brett, dude knows the right things to say and it seems so fake. Plus he poses for the cameras. Lol at Amelia’s math comment. She made it through pre-med and med school (organic chemistry anyone? Alllll math) so I am pretty sure she’s a math rock star. Karen needs to loosen up a bit. In her defense, she comes across as very young, especially on the couples date compared to Amani who seems very mother-earth mature. Christina is still in the honeymoon period of being a flight attendant. (I used to work for Delta.). She’s traveled so much BECAUSE she is an FA, that’s why people work for airlines. They all brag about it in the first few years. I just wish she could stop with holding it over Henry.

I live in Wisconsin. There’s a storm in Chicago? Huh.

Kenny, Armando, and Kenny’s daughters all have beautiful teeth.

Or Pinterest!

It’s a truck with a crew cab. V8 engine, leather, off road package, premium entertainment, all the bells and whistles. She’s a beauty. And I can haul stuff in the bed and pull a big trailer.

Not an expert, but I’m in love with my 2019 Silverado. I splurged and got all the extras, including big off-road tires. It has so much space inside and it’s like driving a couch. 💜

Mariah’s hair seems to either be her natural color or Meri lightened the photo a ton. All the better to hide shadows caused by wrinkles.

I watched too much Hotel Nightmares to ever put my stuff in a drawer at a hotel. Packing cubes for the win! But I do hang my clothes up in the closet. Hubby and I thought Bennet was wearing a robe on Unfiltered. Bennet has a really attractive face. He’s coming off much more deep and well-spoken than in his intro....he seemed like a dolt to me in the beginning. I feel like Henry’s dad has been “teasing” Henry since he was a kid, driving Henry back further into his shell. “Teasing” isn’t the right word, nor is “mocking.” Loving Woody and Amani. ETA did Brett have a black eye at the morning brunch? His right eye. Oh and....they blurred out Bennet and Amelia’s Corona but not Henry’s.

Same. I can imagine all the fans claiming they got her worn clothes, and OMG WHAT PERFUME DOES SHE WEAR SHE SMELLS AMAZZZZIIIIINNNNGGGGG. Puke.

I have a 2019 truck. I push the tailgate button, it pops open an inch then lowers verrrry slowly. It must be hydraulic because you can’t pull on it to make it go faster.

It was ProPac that he bought. Not a terrible food, but far from the best out there (I sell dog food for a living).(In my store, when people ask a question like that, we ask a ton more questions back to ensure the food is appropriate). Those poor dogs are going to have upset stomachs from an instant food change like that. Those dogs need a new home. Pole can’t even take care of himself. How quickly Angela turned it back on Michael when he said he needed to think about it. Good for him for standing his ground.

How do you manage zero stops? I have to pee every few hours plus my legs and back die.

This is amazing!

Well, today was a doozy, angry woman screamed at me About her mask and told me “SHUT IT LADY.” She and her daughter came into our shop, rude from the beginning. She was talking on the phone and mad that we wanted to greet her dog (greeting people’s dogs are the best part of my job!) She’s about my age, 50, daughters in her late 20s They get up to the register, my coworker asks them to please put their masks on. Daughter rolls her eyes but complies. Mom starts to get in a tizzy. She pulls her mask up, over her mouth but not her nose. We mentioned the mask mandate and how masks must be worn., completely covering nose and mouth. Woman flies off the handle. Daughter says her moms mask strings are too loose etc. Mom pulls up her mask over her nose and says to me “see, stupid? It’s over my nose” and lets it fall down again. I have had it by this time. Mom went on a tirade of swears that if she had a medical condition we’d have no choice (yes we do, if one can’t wear a mask we will happily provide curbside shopping and bring their purchase to their car, but they can’t come in). Mom by this time is apoplectic. I did lose my professionalism just then for one second and just said “wow.” Then my coworker (a big dude) says he’s got this, and I went to the back while he rang them up. Called my stores owner ASAP to give her the story. I mean....how does someone be such a rude creature over a rule that’s not my rule, but the state’s law? Ugh.

I could never afford to live in flagstaff. Holy expensive. And it’s expensive here in Wisconsin !

I stopped on that photo too. Mariah didn’t look like herself. Lipstick!

That’s Garrison???