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Not quite understanding the two-story purchase with their story of upcoming spinal surgery. There may be more or less to the story—but they seemed happy and hope they stay that way. House hunting in an (expensive) undershirt, David?

I’m wondering if his family is funding some of this. So he’d have the kind of place he just had to have. That’s Prince Punk.

It’s the good parts of LoLI (Hilary’s redo) without the faux drama. Also, she doesn’t pretend to do all the design work herself. The conflict, if any, comes from homeowners having trouble purging or asking for some extra thing, but it’s usually low key. I’m pretty sure Hilary built an attractive shed in one backyard to stash the stuff the owner couldn’t part with. Not “outdoor stuff.” LOL.

Newlyweds move from Bangkok to Hanoi. I don’t know. Mostly I was STFU, Billy. Forever. May have had something to do with his unemployed ass talking non-stop about being in the action. While he job hunts. LOL! And makes friends! At the end, he’ll be working at her school. Claiming to be a teacher. Like it’s the most surprising thing ever. Got that. Also, while Shutting The Fuck Up Forever, stay the hell off of other people’s beds, Billy. Ugh

Thanks, guys. It’s funnier to me that those looks were his parents. On one hand, did we raise you? Otoh, 100% producer driven! 😏😂

Oh my. St. Louis family. Nice people, right house, best of luck. Not without entertainment, though. The looks on her parents’ faces when the GC/pastor husband expressed his preferences that differed from their cancer survivor daughter’s. Alvin the listing agent for the historical home? LOL! That was Alvin, the homeowner, ensuring his home was treated right. #3, their house. He described it as peaceful (what they wanted), it had 4 beds (what the needed), and was in great shape with 2 acres they could keep. Heh, and he’ll have that wall she didn’t love down in no time!

I caught that but wasn’t paying enough attention at that point to see the three. I may sympthize. At one point, I had a programmable coffeemaker, a Gaggia espresso machine and a pour-over single cup. (Donated the auto, gave away the Gaggia, and committed to a Chemex.) Still, Hilary would gag at the amount of stuff on my (limited) counters.

LOL! Oh, Keith.

Cafes! Space! Ha, I’ve seen this show before. Cute couple nab cute townhouse in town. I would like to return to The Netherlands one day.

They can all go away now.

These Florida rerun episodes with David popping up aren’t all the network thinks they are. They’re still reruns. Hey, David, not to worry. You couldn’t pay me to move to Florida.

LOL, Jen made Victor install another porcelain countertop. So here we go—couple had a super nice white kitchen and wanted it o be more Tudor style. Soon: Jen, please separate this open floor plan!

I want more Cambodia episodes because I cannot get enough Juu. The side eye that went with “because you are tall” was priceless! The artist whose paintings price out at $2,500–$10,000 can’t go $350 a month for rent? LOL x 100! Of course she did. No way she didn’t already live in #2. Or just got an exhibit in no time. 😂😂😂 Bye, Julia. Come back soon, Juu. Even if you have insufferable clients.

Conflict caused by Jen. Did she not know about installing porcelain? WTF? Forgot to tell Victor? Trying to spice up her show? Not endearing, Jen. I was just getting over how annoying she can be.

They lit up when they saw #2 (their place). Got the 4 bedrooms she wanted, great kitchen, wonderful deck and backyard. I hope they invited the neighbors to that party (bands are loud). Have fun with the grand babies! Rerun following in central California. For someone who always can’t wait to hear the details of the money haul, this guy’s story is none of David’s business. Uh-huh. Half million to spend, so big pay day of some sort. He wants his privacy but wants to house hunt on TV? Maybe HGTV didn’t want to talk about the details. eta: loved that his clothes were hanging in the #3 house. But nothing was as hilarious as a friend/b-i-l telling him to put up a gazebo so he could propose to someone there one day. NO WAY, said the guy who bought the big house for his own future family. 😂

Empty Nesters meet Floor. Wow, after so many transparently obvious bs stories, this Netherlands episode outdoes them all. 😂 He’s Dutch moving back with his American wife. Her two girls from previous marriage are on their own, so back they go. He has a job, she’ll be home. She wants to be in town (Zwolle) so she has something to do during the day. He’s a country boy who wants to be way out of town. Oh and the boonie house had the 3 bedrooms she “wanted “ in case her daughters came together to visit. LOL! I guess they couldn’t share a guest room (that had two beds!). He tried to sound sincere about the noisy city vs. cow country, but had nice things to say about #3. Because they were living in #3. In the city. Where she, who has no driver’s license, wanted to live. Big. “Furnished.” Great views. Did I mention, a guest room with two beds?

Not my favorite either. Way too much set up, too many sprinkles, bad island. Bad roller coaster and whatever torture device side saddle was. No doubt that island and black hole are responsible for the price drop. They reminded me of the early days when Keith went nuts and prices were low enough to allow buyers to remove the goofy.

It's what you get when one of your leads is dating a movie star. Awkward as f. And a reminder that Julia Roberts does one thing well (and this wasn’t it).

That decision has made me happier. Reading here just confirms why. 😉

The wife wanted the large expensive place. For purposes of entertainment, the husband talked up #2—less $$, less room. 😂😂😂 If she’s home all day, it will be in the large apartment with a bedroom for everyone. My sense was that he didn’t disagree and I think his housing allowance covered the big place. This is a temporary situation that likely benefits his career with that company.

I know this is TV, but WTAF?

Keith used to make dust catchers regularly. Thought he’d moved on til those pine cones showed up. Unless they’re edging for a Swiffer sponsorship?

I can’t see the beach. I can’t see the ocean. I can’t see being married to this passive-aggressive whiner. Rerun of couple moving from Austin to some beach Texas town. Or maybe it’s an investment property. I don’t care. G’night.

Be my guest. The interview.

He lost the argument? Not used to losing? Lots of luck to those two.