Broken Ox

If she's doing Keto, she ain't doing it right just based on her food posts.

I don't think "matching" and LulaNo clothes belong in the same sentence.

Yeah when Rey was going on and on about Arturo taking things that didn't belong to him, I figured that was it. So innovative.

And "veggie taco" is different from "salad" how exactly?

I think we must be separated at birth. I am STILL furious about this. Because he would just use his credit card to fly back. If someone finally took the damn thing from him, he'd probably engage in credit card fraud to fly back, and then wouldn't everyone say what a scamp he is...

Hell, I might need some heavy duty counseling seeing that picture again.

"At age five, O’Neil simultaneously developed the mumps, measles, and smallpox. " Dayum.

Apparently it's really easy to wire up someone else's home to spy on them at any time.

Do we know how many people attended? And as for People magazine's reporting, I was reading their online site about some celebrity where the bride walked down a path by candlelight at dusk to the altar. Except I was an hour away, it was 4 in the afternoon, and not even close to dusk.

Gets me every time.

Just seeing this sentence without the picture in view, I thought maybe they'd had sex.

So random. This show's approach to the twentysomething set is baffling. On top of which, it took me a bit (granted, not paying that much attention) to figure out that it wasn't Nina's daughter he was talking to. (And let me give you some extra love for your Britt post. Right there with ya'!)

My husband and I went on a cruise once, and one of the activities was learning the dance from Thriller. We did not do it, but on the fourth night — after three days of practice by these people — they performed. Looked about like Whitney‘s video…

Maybe her dad was fat?

Could we just get on with it, then?

I thought those private rooms were reserved for visits from your lawyer.

So Jill has a sewing machine that she doesn't use that often. And Nurie, who LIVES IN THE SAME HOUSE, went out and bought her own sewing machine? Why?

A gem in the midst of a larger jewel.

Oh lord the things that are going to pop up in my ads now that I clicked on that link...

Best to stay in their wheelhouse.

Why do I ask questions if I'm not really prepared for the answer. Sigh.

Well it's the closest to a slim gal she's going to get.

Wait, wait, WHAT?

I have a friend with just two children, not twins, same birthday. One of them married someone with the same birthday. I don't understand getting aggravated that a sibling's wedding anniversary is on your birthday. I'm not having (many) huge pony/cake/dozen friend parties any more, and with this pesky work thing I do I often end up celebrating on a different day anyway. I would, however, be very aggravated at a sibling proposing to someone at my wedding...