Broken Ox

We just got back from a week in Switzerland where I was successfully able to put real life behind me except for constantly thinking of the Dullards. One, because I was reading 1L, Scott Turow's account of his first year at Harvard law school, and two, because every time we went anywhere there were directional signs to Gotthard.

So, Swaggy.

Oh, so I do get it after all. I just don't find it funny. Mystery solved.

Thank god.

I liked the one as big as her head. Because I could pretend it was a hat and not a headband.

And they aren't eating it in the car, so points for that.

True! I forgot about that. And yeah, fees (and books) do really add up. I just don't see how he's going to manage when he's taking a full load. For any number of reasons...

I forgot for a minute that I wasn't in the Jill and Derrick thread... I'm guessing that's how he could afford it -- paying for one credit ($410) plus housing.

Whitney's photo is somewhat more appealing than Jill's, but Jill's photo is exponentially better than what her followers are used to seeing on her feed.

Why do you think Jill put the picture of her over his bed?

That would just be using Joss to get to Sonny, dontcha know? Because she had reasons for that shoplifting.

This is Fessy we're talking about. They probably had to say twice "The next competition is hide and seek", possibly with pictures.

Um, okay.

She looks like a muppet to me. I like Liam and Wyatt's banter.

I miss Babywatch.

I was thinking all that 'you're not a good father while you've been obsessed with Steffy' was one more hint that Kelly is Bill's. Ignoring one child in favor of the other (ultimately), getting another chance, etc.

Hurls and lunges for the delete button on the remote. Thanks. I owe you one.

So, I have all of last week on the DVR ... was trying to decide whether to bother watching or not. Sounds like I can join back in on Monday without missing anything?

I'm pretty sure she entered the station though the Port Charles wormhole.

I laughed and laughed when Angela told her she was bottom of the barrel.

I'd go all in on embracing my HOH, request the soundtrack from Evita then stand on the balcony singing "Don't Cry for Me Argentina", pissing off the other houseguests, production, and feedsters constantly getting switched to fish all in one fell swoop. Repeatedly.

You rang?

I know that's what I've wanted to happen, but I felt like I was watching an after school special about Being A Strong Woman, complete with cheesy music.

Did she do something to her voice as well as her face? ETA: Not to imply she f'ed that up, too, just seems deeper overall than in that clip.

Also -- worrying about being pregnant. The body can be as real jerk. As for not asking for the test (if she hasn't), sometimes limbo is preferable to confirming the worst because at least then you can still HOPE it turns out fine. I think she's just late.