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She looks smug. He looks petrified and trapped.

So Christine's house was the last one left on the market - does this mean it's been sold? Gosh, where are the Browns going to vacation next with all that cash??

Hahaha - Mindy would also be a great #5 and would serve to make Robyn's head explode as well.

I think she wakes up every Monday super early with the intention to "grind" throughout the week, but by Tuesday she's slapping the alarm clock with its 4:45 wake-up call off her nightstand and by Wednesday she decides that next Monday will be THE MONDAY to start all over again............ad infinitum.

This is completely horrible. She is standing there in her stupid mismatched getup, fully made up, posing for a photo op at the expense of a horribly injured family member. I wish that this kind of disgusting exploitation would cause her brainwashed minions to leave in droves, but I'm sure it's just bringing the LLR clan closer together. I cannot wait for her empire to topple into the ground and turn to dust. This woman is truly deranged.

I'd be shocked if Robyn was pregnant again, but I have the feeling that she is...anything to keep the gravy train rolling while at the same time ensuring her fellow sister wives that she and Kody are still, indeed, having sexytimes (yuck).

What a massive amount of dull-colored, oddly patterned, ugly, shapeless, polyester, fire-hazard, ill-fitting clothing that she has to unload. I mean, I look at that stuff and see the bargain section of my local Goodwill. But I'm sure that with her sparkling personality and witty banter, she'll have it gone in no time.

I am gobsmacked that someone actually bought Janelle's filthy brown and beige house. I would've put money on that house being the last sold. So now I get why they took the entire family (minus Robyn) to Disney. They are swimming in cash. Never mind that said cash is needed to pay taxes, mortgages and rent, build a new mansion, pay for college, ortho bills, food, etc. They're going to Disney!!

AND YET....this blah, ho-hum, go with the flow woman decided to pursue her ex sister-in-law's husband. THIS is the eternal conundrum of Janelle Brown, IMO. For all intents and purposes she is a piece of furniture, but before we knew her she got married, divorced her husband, and decided that her next husband was a dude that belonged to Meri, her sister in law. And Janelle didn't grow up plyg, correct? If I get nothing else out of this stupid show, I want to know the story behind that situation.

Is Christine's house the only one not sold?

No, that's where Bonnie sleeps! Oh wait, no it isn't. Yes. No? But yes it is! No....but in my mind, yes!!

Of course. My easel will be set up at the front of the room and each of you will get handouts writtten in crayon. I will also be building a replica of the parking lot out of Legos and Sol's Hot Wheels for those of you who don't understand how to correctly park a car.

If we're all driving separately, then I call dibs on being the one to rush out into the parking lot to throw a hissy fit tantrum and make everyone get back into their cars and park them as I see fit! After that I will herd you all into a single room and declare myself "The General" and speechify until all eyes are on me and no one is smirking. Try me, y'all, I got all day.

Hey, Meri? This is 1977 calling. We would like our t-shirt back. I wore these in elementary school. My fave was white with red trim and had the "Dr. Pepper" logo on it. Again, I ask - who is taking these pictures of her? Do LLN consultants travel in pairs for the purpose of taking photos of each other for social media?

Serious question...how does Meri get her hair to do this? I have short hair, so I am unfamiliar with many tools of the trade. It's like she sticks it in a crimper set to "char-broil" and doesn't brush it out afterwards? I don't get it. Didn't Deanne have a sister who got one of those cheap Tijuana gastric bypass procedures that Deanne was getting a kickback from? I hope this is not that sister, nor that the bypass was botched. And yes, that was an awful, distasteful, disgraceful photo.

Anyone else slightly skeeved out that Mindy "misses" changing the blowout diapers?? Did she have a life other than to be Robyn's "nanny?"

I'm sorry but there is some serious cognitive dissonance happening when Janelle uses the word "grinding" in reference to her exercise routine. Are we sure she didn't mean that she was "grinding" some nutmeg to put in her daily spinach, ghee and chia seed smoothie?

I wonder if, rather than admit to Tony that the ring doesn't fit, she just jammed it on in order to take a picture to show us all the gift from "best hubby ever" and then spent the rest of the day trying to force it off.

I guess I thought a smoothie bowl was taking the ingredients that one might use for a smoothie and blending it so it's thick like oatmeal, putting it in a bowl and eating it with a spoon. But Janelle's looks like liquid topped with nuts, so wouldn't one choke on the nuts if one tried to drink it? And then she writes, "I bet you could find your own recipe on the Internet." Once again, she's too freaking lazy to post a recipe for her followers (all 17 of them). At this point I have put way too much thought into this. Unlike Janelle.

So she blended the fruit and spinach but tossed the seeds and nuts on top? I don't get it.

Still confused about the sneaker debate...if she says she "identified" as a tomboy when she was young, wouldn't sneakers be her shoe of choice? So why is she donning a pair of white sneakers and suddenly proclaiming to her followers that she's finally being allowed to wear whatever she wants to wear? None of it makes any sense, even when she tries to clarify it. I actually don't care, I just think it's funny that she tried to post a deep thought and no one understood what the heck she was talking about.

Before two people with plyg backgrounds get married, do they sit down and untangle their respective family webs to make sure that they aren't closely related by blood? Or do they just shrug and think, "first cousins, fourth cousins twice removed, you're my half-uncle on my father's fourth wife's side...it doesn't really matter!"

I do miss the Maybelline pink and light blue eyeshadow combo, along with blue mascara. 🙂 But spot-on regarding Meri - at some point less is more, especially around the eyes. And I have never understood how she kept all that goop on her face in the heat of Vegas. If I tried that, it would literally slide right off in about 2 minutes.

LOL so did I, and the Web MD post was from 2002. That's our Janelle, right on the cutting edge!

Wait, you mean her pictures of random foods placed carelessly on chipped dishes doesn't inspire you to run out and buy 30 pounds of whatever latest "rockstar" she found while lounging on her shredded leather La-Z-Boy and browsing on the interwebz with a plate of peanut-butter Fritos sliding off her lap??