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^^^And don't forget the canned frosting and sugar packets, y'all!

Hey Leah, maybe Addie likes to be at her Dad's because you're a self-absorbed bore. Billy Bob's Broke-Ass Birthday Bash reminded me of "The Black Mountain Scorpion Hoedown Bluegrass Experience Gang," from Aqua Teen Hunger Force's episode with Zak Wylde. - "Kids Love pizza, and they love squalor!" UBT is just this close to committing serious violence. Did you see how seethingly angry he got ? And how fast? And over virtually nothing. She can't even talk to Bahb on the phone. Think it's about isolation, power and control, no? What a giant Merde... All I notice about Brianna's segments are whether or not the black spot on her cheek is a blackhead or a mole. She's redundent. Poor Isaac. Karl is such an unfeeling beast. I dunno about Aubs. Sometimes I wonder if she's really a spoiled brat, or if this is a very temporary situation. Just a question here... Is letting your kids sleep in the same bed with you as big a thing as it seems to be now? Like, it's the thing to do? Do they grow out of it or what? I never considered doing it, and my kids never seemed to care, but, they were always good sleepers. So...was I lucky? I'm beginning to care about as much about this show as Gracie cares about her life...

UBT is soooo on blow. Major signs - fiddling with his nose, stiff shiny upper lip, stilted speech, indoor sunglasses. Of course Jenelle doesn't want him out of her sight. He'll do it all. Leah - "Do you want to hear about me at school?" and the kids yell back "blahblahblah blah!" Yeah, girlses, we know, we know. WALMART! Karl, ugh, there is no words. She just sucks. What a downer. Briana is a giant bore. Chelsea is tired. Could this ep been more boring?

Red Flags a-plenty! Kaiser constantly yelled at, picked up and tossed around roughly and I'm sure is made to feel as if his very existence is "OMG, like, such a bother." Not to mention fist-high hole punch in the bathroom door, the angry throwing of furniture, and the generally awful vibes. She knows the cameras are there, right? Imagine the things we don't see? *starts looking up CPS's number*

OMG Amber's split earlobe looks so nasty. Why doesn't she get it fixed, she has the money...Oh, wait, never mind.

Okey Dokey - what a douchebag! If you needed more proof, he's one of those pretentious a-holes that won't open his eyes when he speaks. So rude and dismissive. I can't stand it when entitled, snotty, so-called "intellectuals" do that. But, hey Deb, - "birds of a feather," and all that...

That was the weirdest chair ever. Like sex-chair weird. I also enjoyed the long, loving shot of her pill bottle on Amber's kitchen counter. I heart you, editors.

April's forehead frightens and confuses me. That is all.

He's a Stony McStonerson, drug of choice? Whatever he can get his hands on, most likely. I swear I've seen him go through alot of different ones over the last couple of seasons. Remember his tie-dye stage? He did seem a little more lucid than usual this episode, although I did lol when Mckenzie said something about him needing a Xanax. *soft voice over intercom, a'la "One Flew Over The Cockoo's Nest," - "Medication time...medication time..."* But, noooo, she's his *almost* of drinking-age girlfriend, not his live-in psychiatric nurse, right? And just how pissed was Matt when Leah tried to make him disappear? She was only doing what we all want him to do. Farrah's face has gone full-blown "Simpson's" character - hey! She's even yellow! Catelynn is such a drag. And WHY can't Nova EVER wear pants? Okay - my kids are grown (and boys) and it's been awhile - so what's the norm for potty training for girls these days? Isn't just 2 years old a little young?

ODB's "I Got Your Money," with Kelis - 1999 - is my jam of all time. Shit, I saw the movie that they use in the video, "Dolemite," when it came out in 1975. I'm old. Back on topic...Matt is the biggest poseur who poses. Corvette? Nobody is impressed.

On the after-show The first thing that popped into my brain about Amber's new beehive 'do and super "show-bizzy" attitude was, "Jebus Chrysler, she's turned into Lola Heatherton from the old SCTV show! "I WANNA BEAR YOUR CHILDREN!!!"

I was actually thinking, "god, she looks like Shelley Winters in the 70's." In the seventies, Shelley Winters was in her fifties... Monochromactic outfit and all.

So many disturbing things...so many. Taylor's horrifically hipster honchos, Cate's filthy bra straps, bottomless babies, Amber's eyebrows, Farrah's gigantic upholstered ass bent over a railing. My eyes. My poor eyes. Other crimes to my psyche - Farrah's demonic spewings, endless abuse of alcohol, and Cate's infuriatingly stupid stoner logic. And Matt, who is just infuriating.

Looks like Nova is starting to hit her Mother randomly in the face...do toddlers normally go through a stage like this? I can't remember any one I've known whose child did this. Too bad she doesn't hit Tyler instead. Farrah's ass is ridonkulous. Also, Hey, Everybody! Patterned tights are not trousers, and they're not flattering. At all.

I wouldn't be surprised if we see Chanel "copy" that dress!

Hope I don't get in trouble for being off- topic, but Mr. Pheebs worked for a concert promotion company in the 70's and had the privilege (?) of chauffeuring all the Bands around from the airport, hotel, etc. REO was one of his favorite bands, very friendly and down-to-earth. They even wanted to go grocery shopping for healthy food instead of eating out!

The first thing I thought when I saw those dresses was, "Do you want your child to be bullied?" Kids pick up, (and pick on) the ones who stand out. In that area of Indianapolis, kids don't wear $300.00 dresses to school, ever. Not even picture day. Let her fit in with her cute, "normal," clearance-rack stuff from Target. The one dress, (black and gold sequins) looked like a "New Year's Eve" party dress. For an adult. Amber wanted her to wear that one...

OMG - Farrah's pink dress she wore to lunch with her Mom and Mowglette. My eyes...they bleed. Who the hell has that much side bewb? Mowglette's red, crooked, smeared lipstick - and Farrah's cheap, filthy looking false eyelashes. Is there no end to the cringeworthyness?

How about custom-made dog wee-wee pads? She'd get rich just buying them for herself.

Don't forget today's oh-so fetching footwear! Sooooo sexy...

In regards to her latest photo...Why, for the love of god, don't people who post selfies ever pick up the background? Whenever I post anything, it's the first thing I do - (and it only takes a few seconds.)

Apologies for being late to the party, but it's a long, boring day at work, so.... I'm from eastern South Dakota as well. The bolding is mine and I'd like to share what seems to be a fairly common perception of teen-aged girls around here. I've worked with a lot of them over the years, (Restaurant Management.) Quite a few have gotten pregnant in High School, so much so that I used to joke that their must be fertility drugs in the food. When I would ask the girls why they didn't use birth control they all explained it to me, in varying forms, as such..."Why, only sluts use birth control! I mean, if you just get carried away in the moment and end up having sex, it's not your fault you get pregnant! It's not like, you know, planning to have sex. That's wrong." Not one of them ever considered adoption or abortion. All of the bad-boy douches they mated with, (most of them behaving like Adumb, by the way, entirely self-centered and entitled, which I blame on the bias here for boy children, mostly due to our rural/farming heritage,) left them entirely holding the bag, with quite a few asking to sign over parental rights immediately. I still see a few girls to this day, and not a one of them is involved with their baby-daddies. That being said, my theory on why this is? Small town religious values, (even our biggest city only has 150, 000 people,) no sex-ed in schools, (abstinence, primarily,) and family is super-involved here, (plenty of support.) Our cost of living is quite low, making it easier to live on a lower income. (We also have the highest percent of working Mom's with children under 6 in the nation. 86%.) And, there really isn't much of a stigma, either, because it's so very common. Adumb isn't atypical for the way guys act out here. "Boys will be boys," "Stand by your man," and wanting to be married with kids in your 20's to your high school sweetheart seem to be theme I've heard over the years, also. But, all girls in South Dakota don't act like this. Some get good grades, go to college, delay marriage and children, and have great careers. What do we call these girls? Former residents of South Dakota...