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Tonight's episode could have just as well been titled "Boobapalooza!". I'm glad somebody from the South left because 1. they're my least favorite team and 2. I thought they should have been disqualified from the second marathon round. I deleted the ep before I thought to go back and check, but I'm almost certain they always say that at least two people must be TATTOOING at the same time in a tag team situation. Sitting there and stretching out somebody skin to make it as painful as possible is not "tattooing".

If they knew of the infamous f'ed up Blucifer they would have realized that was a dynamite tattoo! I was kind of amazed that apparently none of the judges have ever been outside of DIA. I would think that Dave, at least, has been through there multiple times as a touring musician. I guess they also don't recognize that there are a lot of aspen leaves there, too. They even named a town after them! I always think of Colorado as the wild West so I was a bit puzzled that they were designated as midwest, but I guess you have to draw the line somewhere. I was hoping beyond hope that jackass Jason would be handed his walking papers, but he's enough of a shit stirrer that of course they wouldn't let him go yet. Is Frank the other returnee? I think I might kind of recognize him, but nothing about him springs to mind. But none of the other Midwests are remotely familiar.

My library doesn't have any of his books, but if you have a Kindle, it's 3.99 on Amazon or free with Kindle Unlimited.

Mine has showed up over 100 times! Then again, I live in Kenda-town...

Attaboy, Luther!

So far, the public help has netted them a box of random tablecloths found while cleaning out grandma's linen closet, a sketchy looking jukebox that was taking up space in somebody's garage and is now taking up valuable floor space and a crockpot that a woman has been trying to get rid of since the 70s. Whew, all of our obstacles have been overcome. Now let's open this restaurant and dish up some stew!

The owner of the junkyard was listed as Paul Lazar but his existence seemed to be strictly on paper. The police (Gil) referred to it as the "Paul Lazar case" when he was talking about the Feds taking over. I knew Jin was going to break up after discovering the surgery footage, but I can't figure out why. That goes viral and he could make some serious bank from interviews, a book, maybe even a straight to video (haha) movie. Good episode, but the lack of Sheen was a bummer since he was the reason I started watching in the first place.

It came from the medical kit that the guard brought into the cell.

Any time somebody carries on about how HOT and SMOKING somebody's dance was, I want to tell them to get back to me on that after they've checked out Gilles and Cheryl's Argentine Tango. My second favorite was the Kryptonite Quickstep. You can blame Emmitt Smith for the Gilles and Peta pairing. The deal was to be that the runners up got their original partners and all of the champions got a new one. Until Emmitt pulled a prima donna move and refused to do the show unless he got Cheryl. I really do think that's part of what led to his ouster, people really wanted to see G&C back together and he couldn't go along with the plan like everybody else. That, plus the level of dancing had grown by leaps and bounds from his season to all stars. I loved Carson on this show, he totally "got it" and Anna was the perfect partner for him.

I hated Erin and Maks' freestyle for the same reason you loved it. I think my favorite freestyle was Donald Driver and Peta. He is also probably my favorite winner. I also really liked Donny Osmond and Kym's freestyle. I didn't necessarily care for Donny, but I loved the Old Hollywood/Broadway concept and choreography that Kym put into that one.

Did anyone manage to match up all of the last names on Dina's roster with their respective owners? I got (forgive some of the spellings) Jonah (Simms), Garrett (McNeill), Justine (Sizowicz), Sandra (Kalaukaloni). I thought that Cheyenne's husband's name was Bo Derek Jackson, but I didn't hear a Jackson. And I just realized that Cheyenne Jackson makes both of them a celebrity twin! I don't get her reasoning on that. She think he's going to move in an apartment with Mateo, Marcus and Tita? I'm assuming that she kept the house in the divorce (are they actually divorced already?), so staying with Amy, Jonah and Emma seems like a better deal. Put him on child care duty with Parker to earn his keep.

It looks very Klaus Nomi.

My interest plummeted with the departure of Royce Lovett. Although I like Wake Me Up and enjoyed his performance, Gwen seemed particularly unenthusiastic about him during rehearsal. He should have stuck with reggae until the lives. Gwen might talk about how she loves the changing of genres, but I don't think she's ever not chosen a reggae performance.

I have to think that Sheen's character was given the name Martin as a nod to him getting confused with Martin Sheen all the time. "Michael Sheen? Yeah, he's that guy from West Wing." It's just too good to not be intentional.

I would have liked Emily or Emilia.

I think they might be duochrome material. I have a nail polish that goes from gold to green like that. I could only wish for boney hips...

I think that after all of the other judges made over Injoy (isn't that a creamer/sugar brand that caters to offices?) Kelly thought she would be stolen and that way both of them could remain. She seemed really surprised that nobody used a steal.

DaWeeze It says something about Katey Sagal as an actress that I don't even think of her as Peg Bundy any more. To me, she's Gemma from Sons of Anarchy.

Remeny I always look for Amy's name of the week. It cracks me up that she continues to do it even after getting the manager job.

It's pretty much impossible for me to find him scary or creepy because all I can do is think about the mouse from The Green Mile and be amused.

Elize Azkoul is the Lebanese-American whose grandfather wrote Last Dance and It's Raining Men. (I think she said it was her grandfather, although that was disco producer Paul Jabara and he was a gay man who died of AIDS at a relatively young age.) Kyndal Inskeep was the Nashville nanny who sang Never Been to Spain. Will Breman was the guy that did the Ordinary People duet with John.

This might be more boring and pointless than Ink Master: Redemption, if possible. The only tattoo that I really liked was Ash's cat. In fact, I preferred both of hers to Alexis's.

I know the chorus when it starts with the reaching hands...just like everybody else in the free world. Glad to know others were paying more attention to her knitting than the actual dialogue. Straights? What the hell, Sue-Lynn, you can afford some circulars! ETA: When she picked it up from the desk when speaking to the cops it looked like a garter stitch baby jacket. Northern Exposure, God I miss that show. I wish they'd get those music rights sorted out so it could be back in general circulation. Speaking of music rights, anybody else watch with closed captioning on? When Don't Go Breakin' My Heart was playing, the CC was giving the lyrics to Love Will Keep Us Together. I wonder if that was supposed to be the song and they pulled it for some reason after the CC was completed. I'm not putting this on my DVR playlist. I'll record manually each week and pretend I don't like it so that it won't get canceled. You're welcome. ETA: When did Donal Logue become Brendan Gleeson?

I pointed that out in the first episode's thread. I also noticed that Karamo is also going the one name route. What, they think somebody is going to get the Browns mixed up? It's like the writers for the Tudors rolling Henry's two sisters Mary and Margaret into one named Margaret, because they thought that it would confuse the audience, who wouldn't be able to tell the difference between two women named Mary. Our tiny brains can't handle it!! Tiny they may be, but I think our brains can differentiate between Karamo Brown and Hannah Brown.

I'm glad that somebody pointed that out, because that's something that I have LOVED all season. Somebody with some class! Normally, it wouldn't even phase me if somebody kept on a ballcap, my favorite last season was Silent Bob and he never without his hat (yeah, my favorite and I still can't remember his name) but Jake always seemed so disrespectful going after Jason with his doffed lid. Also, Jason's steampunk finale wear was everything! So many people try steampunk and so few can pull it off. This is the first season in in a while that I really liked all three finalists. I wanted Dani to win, Jason's was my favorite backpiece and I figured Laura would win. If I had all the contestants to choose from to tattoo me, I'd pick Dani. I was shocked that Bubba was so low in the rankings. I had him or Ryan pegged for the win. My personal favorite was Nikki. Say what you will about her personality, she does the most beautiful faces I've ever seen. The gypsy girl that she was ELIMINATED with was one of my top Ink Master tattoos ever. It looks like Kelly has been losing weight. Not sure whether it was that or her makeup, but she looked so delicate and pretty.