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I actually liked Reza this episode. He came through for MJ, they all did. Who goes wedding dress shopping with 2 men? No mother, no girlfriends? I can't imagine Mike actually wanting to do that in the real world.

His whispering and mumbling drive me crazy! Are the directors telling him to do that? It needs to stop. A lot of the time.

She's full of shit. That's definitely a lift plus implants. You can't lift saggy boobs and have them high and hard like that without putting implants in. The reason it looks weird is because she has a bony chest and the implants are too far apart.

Stephanies new house is A-MA-ZING! I honestly didn't think there was any hope for that ugly place with the pool in the middle of the living room. Kudo's to her contractor's, decorators and her vision for what that place could be. Her husband must make mega mega bucks.

I believe Sonja said it was from her own line. I liked it, good for her.

I'm sure they will be kinder and gentler because they will be ordered to play nice if they want to stay on the show. Just as Tamra and Shannon were told to make up with Vicki for the sake of the RHOC show, if you watch that franchise you will understand what I'm talking about. I don't think Carole spearheaded any mean girl behaviors. Bethenny brought that on all by herself. She treated them all like crap, except Sonja who has no backbone and LuAnne who B has always hated for 10 years calling her a snake and a whore. B needs her now to film with and Lu needs a job so she's going to be friends with her. For now. How convenient for B.

That was an underwhelming finale. It seemed like each scene went on a little too long. So much so I fast forwarded through so much I didn't even see Vi and Hollywood's wedding. I'll have to go back and look for that. All I can say is I'm looking forward to Greenleaf coming back.

Biscuit is the new star of the show. Love that dog. Everyone looked underwhelmed when the ginger family was walking down the stairs. Or maybe they couldn't figure out WTF was going on. That was one weird introduction. I couldn't help but notice how gorgeous Stephanie is when she was sitting on the bed talking to her mom. Her mom is a sweetheart. Yes, Dee, your daughter is jealous of your 80 year old stretched face and cheap wig. How awful can you be to your own child?

I'm surprised at the Bethenny love. She was horrible to Carole all season, to her face and in her TH's. Carole wasn't going to take her shit anymore so she fought back. What else was she supposed to do? Lick her ass the way Sonja does? B was a miserable, hateful mess in Colombia. If she wasn't crying she was just being a bitch. The only reason she's nice to Sonja right now is because Sonja is the only one left on the show to cling to. Bethenny is loyal to nobody. She deserves a gang up. Keep it coming in Part 2.

Sonja, too. She hasn't said a word. Just nods her head everytime Bethenny talks.

Dorinda, Marilyn Monroe called. She wants her wig back.

He really was but it beats the snobby entitled demanding assholes they usually have to deal with. At least they could go down to their galley and laugh their asses off at him if they wanted to. Hannah with the little black book comments. So she dated all kinds of famous athletes. Sure you have, sweetheart. She is something special, isn't she.

None of that means she"knows how" to make money. She got very lucky with the show. She never opened the restaurant and I don't think the qvc stint will last long.

I don't see it, either. On the other hand: Amber said if another woman lived with him in his place she did not want to live there. Who the hell does she think she is? She's so hurt Dave likes tall brunettes. He said that before he was matched with her. But she had to go whining to his friends wives about it. Friends she just met. Hey, I like men that are 6' to 6'2. Until I met my husband who is 5'10. Sorry your blonde ratty extensions are not as sexy as you hoped they would be. She hurtfully says to Dave she never wanted to get married because she doesn't want to do chores for somebody else. Yet, you are on this show so desperate to get married. She's the one who is toxic and a jerk. Oh, and train your cat, Amber! The cat's behavior is a reflection on her being too lazy to correct Paisley.

You can't just always clean up after just yourself when you are living with your partner. Dave and Amber had a discussion and came to an agreement on who would be doing which chores. Obviously Dave likes organization in his life. If Amber doesn't then that could be a big problem. Dave was going to handle cooking, taking out trash. Amber was laundry and I don't know what else. Apparently nothing. If she doesn't want to do his laundry and wanted to keep that separate, fine, she should have said that and then she should have chosen a different chore. Personally, I like that my hubby and I have certain things we do around the house, it keeps our life more organized. When he cooks, I clean and vice versa. I always clean the bathrooms, he always does the laundry, takes the trash out. It's not a big deal. I have more important stuff to do with my life than come home pissed off because my partner doesn't hold up their end of the deal, it would infuriate me.

Amber needs to grow up. I'm with Dave on this one. You don't cook and you don't clean the dishes. Dave cooks and then has to do the dishes in the morning, too. Amber agree to take on the laundry as her responsibility. Then she doesn't do it. She's pissed off because he doesn't rate her a "10" yet. She has no intention of putting any work in to this marriage. Maybe the reason Bobby does so much for Danielle is because Danielle doesn't act like a spoiled princess bitch. She's a genuinely decent person who was willing to make him dinner even though she doesn't like to cook and admitted the meal may taste like crap but she wanted to show Bobby that she appreciated all he does for her. That's a partnership. Learn from that, Amber.

She knows how to make money? How so? As Tamra herself said, she has never known Shannon to have a job....

Kelly staring off in to space, pausing and saying "Yeah" while he's reciting his list. Too funny! "Loudgate" is very boring compared to "Cancergate" but then nothing will ever live up to that season.

Ok, so this season has been back for maybe 5 episodes and Catherine and Lyle have broken up at least 3 times. Enough, already. BRAVO, take a poll. WE DON'T CARE. Next week looks like fun when Louis tells Hannah that she's asexual! So far, I see no need to have Ashley back. She's not even stirring shit so what's the point?

Now that Caitlin and the Prof quickly broke up it leaves single Caitlin conveniently available for single Josh. This show is really grasping for stories.

Lorenzo is cute and just like his daddy, a real jokester GZ's girls are adorable and sweet I can't even remember the food. I can't wait till their summer grill everything in sight episodes are over. How many hamburgers, hot dogs, fish and crap on a skewer done a thousand different ways can we endure? Maybe because I live in Florida and we grill all year long this is especially boring to me.

Ok I have to say this because it's bugging me. Are all the names of the people in the other countries fictitious? Melissa is not a Colombian name Hazel is not Phillipino name Michael is not Nigerian name Karine- I don't know what the heck that is but I doubt it's Brazilian Why can't these people use their real names? They're using their real faces aren't they?

Omg, I weep for these children. All of them, the babies and the older ones. They all have parents with serious priorities out of place and I'm afraid of what these idiots are willing to bring in to their children's lives with barely knowing their "soulmates" themselves! Seeing exhausted baby Lucy was so sad to me. A perfect little beautiful baby that won't be "allowed" to cry. These children do not deserve this! I don't know who looked worse getting off the plane, Tarik or Angela. Tarik telling Hazel how beautiful she is over and over again was so creepy.

Well, this wife #4 wanted to see it. While he was still married to #3. Yuk...

I see Josh and Caitlin getting together in the future. They have to give Josh a reason for being and Caitlin has been featured more and more. A whole new storyline. Liza not being able to accept it, Liza and Caitlin will have relationship issues, Liza and Josh's friendship strained. Wait for it....