Joe Jitsu913

I hope Kail the Garbage Pail enjoyed her preshus BENEFITS. Now that Javi has been kicked to the curb, it's time for Kail to find the next sucker.

All I remember is thinking that my prayer to the TMZ Gods worked. I always knew that fucker would get in trouble for some sort of sexual misconduct. It was just a matter of when and where. I remember reading the headlines over and over because I couldn't believe it. I knew Josh was shady as hell and always believed in the Sin in the Camp rumours.

I'm sure Kris was trying to be the Cool Mom™ and allow Kylie to have a boyfriend. Probably justifying it as "Kylie's a good kid with a great work ethic. Why not let her have someone to occupy her time with?" Kris sure as hell isn't going to parent Kylie. Kris has a social life and doesn't need some whiny teenager bothering her. She also wants publicity so Kris probably thought of this pairing as a good thing, even though it's sickening.

One of Scott's chicks bragged on Instagram that she screwed Chris Brown and that Scott set it up. Bunch of winners...

Adriana Lima is a goddess, IMO. No one can compare. Kendall isn't even in the same league.

Their Valley Girl accents drive me nuts. Honestly (and I know I sound crazy), they're the reason I would never want to visit California, well specifically Southern California. No offense to any Californians here. I'm sure it's a wonderful state, but I can't stand plastic, fake bitches like the K Koven and their whole Hollywood scene. They're the epitome of trash.

Brokeback Duggar?

The Duggars are incessant liars. Whatever Jill Michelle Duggar Dillard says; always believe the opposite because you know she's full of shit.

I need those sunglasses.

Kim's pushing 40 and she's dressing like a ho. I miss "Classy Kim".

I feel sorry for whomever has to wash their bed sheets. I think we know why none of the children have proper bedding. The money to buy new sheets all goes to Boob and Mullet. Blech.

Michelle's mother passed away in the early 90s so the timeline fits.

Izzy's legs and feet...holy shit..The proportions on this kid are strange.

I don't claim to know how Jessa feels in her head about her body image. Based on her actions, howver, I would say she doesn't have an issue. She seems vain as ever.

There is one Rodriguez boy that I'm positive is the spawn the Satan.

Jim Bob and thrusting in the same sentence. Pass the brain bleach please.

Jill looks sooo high in this pic. Derick looks like your local Meth head. You know Jim Bob's helmet head is exploding at this very moment. The fundie uniform is khakis, Polos, and a cell phone holster with ugly thrift store sneakers. Derick will be on Boob's shit list in no time.

I would like to see Josh working at Burger King, flipping burgers for a living (since that's all he's qualified for). His boss will be a woman and an atheist.

Including a photo of Jenelle and Kieffer McReefer nodding out after using heroin is a big clue that this is a troll account. True love indeed.

Let's see...Blac Chyna's mom is Tokyo Toni. Possible girl names (and you know it's going to be FUCKED up): Korean Kween Kardashian Japanese Jade Kardashian Asian Ava Taipei Tina Sorry...I just can't with these assholes.

Whats sad is no one stops and thinks "Hey, maybe I'd like to break the cycle and get out of this abusive environment and better myself. " Does Barb really stop and think that Jace will need therapy because he's been raised in a toxic environment? Or does she simply not realize it or not care?

Rob is going to be a daddy! I bet Kris is thrilled!

Jill has crazy eyes. She looks like she smells like White Rain hair spray , Love's Baby Soft and stale Cheetos.

I'm from Texas, not sure if that's considered the "Deep South". My siblings were all married by 18, 19, 20 and had kids . My sister had pre-marital sex but ended up getting married shortly after giving birth. I think a lot of it has to do with the fact that living in a rural community where religion is very dominant. Education for poor, rural folks is not considered a priority (including sex education ). So what are you going to do when you're 18 in a small hick town and have little education and don't plan on going to college? Your only option is to work, find a spouse and settle down, really. For me, I was raised in the Northeast the majority of my life, where education is highly valued and religion is secondary. I have a degree, I'm childless-by-choice and I have a career. All of my friends are the same way. My life and values are vastly different than my siblings who live in the South. I'm a great-aunt now and I'm only in my early 30s because my siblings had kids young, their kids have kids now. My siblings refer to me as an "old maid" because I didn't get married at 18. For someone like Leah or Chelsea, it's socially acceptable to have kids super young and get married and then divorced a few times.

Bin went into this with rose-colored glasses. Everything will be sunshine and rainbows. Happy wife, happy life etc. He'll get the girl and they'll live happily ever after..even if she is a bitch and her family is batshit crazy. Bin will just use his speshul Jesus skillz to work with a bitchy wife and all will be fine. Until it isn't. I think reality and adulthood havent really hit him yet but when it does, it'll be HARD. He's got the mentality of a lovestruck teen and Jessa Not-so- Blessa will use that to her advantage in one way or another. She knows he's a doofus.