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I think they are waiting for BIP to play out. Our next Bach is probably there.

I know. I LMAO when I saw it. It will last longer than this relationship though, so there's that. It's just you. Ha ha ha!

Thinking about moving to California ... gee, surprise. *coughrealityshowfamewhorescough* She wants four corgis. I'm good with that. But Garrett and Harrison no way? Deal breaker. Minivan will easily hold four corgi crates. Bring on BIP! Yeay!

I wish Harrison had asked, "So, Garrett, what are your views on the Parkland survivors being paid crisis actors?" Now that would have made for some dramatic tv.

Key words: "a person you SAY you love ..." Becca and Ari were "together and in love" for what, a few weeks? Couple of months? Hardly a RL situation. Although I see your point. Just remember everyone's heartbreak on this show is scripted to different levels for various levels of drama. You know, for what CH promised us we'd see tonight, drama. I'm still waiting ... *toe tap*

That's hysterical that moles remind you of some person. Like he has little faces on his big face.

Oh, god Becca, stop with comparing Garret to your dad. That is so creepy, Like George Costanza's girlfriend having a doll that's a twin for his mom. Hey, is that the same "secret" apartment Becca and Ari hung out in? Cool!

But no elephant to ride off into the sunset. Color me disappointed.

The drama was watching your laundry dry.

Harrison isn't looking here when he says Blake has "broken the Internet" with all the love and support pouring out for him.

Harrison: Blake, what would help you move on? Blake: To be the next Bachelor.

Becca said BLINDSIDE! *drink*

Oh yeah, so did I. When B did that old scripted "Can I walk you out?" (not even the correct MAY I walk you out), I was hoping for some ballsy response. I can think of a few fun replies. But no. No drah-ma there, Harrison.

Harrison's face when he's talking to Blake and saying they'll be right back is the face someone wears at the funeral home when telling someone they are so sorry for their loss.

NOOOooooooo!!!! Oh man @StatMom.... you missed the Garret waterworks . #ripoff! It's still there. I clicked and it took me to the YouTube vid.

Well, Blake is proposing and Becca won't tell him to stop because he's talking about how great BECCA is!

I missed the shadowbox gifting since I'm flipping to ANW whenever I can. Neil Lane: Thanks, show, for sending me to Maldives and not craptastic Dubuque, Iowa.

OH NO! That's breaking with TB Scripted Code of Conduct! Which is very drah-matic. Oh yeah, there's that. No wonder she's keeping quiet during all this. In that silhouetted ocean scene, it looked like the guy had a giant frog wrapped around him, which I thought was pretty funny actually. I guess both guys live through the engagement/breakup since CH says they'll both be there later. Color me somewhat disappointed. I was looking forward to the DRAHma.

Garrett: "I'll be with you forever. Blah blah blah Becca." Me: Save that clip Becca, and replay it this time next year.

I'm glad most of us here are on the GarretWankMaster Train. Choo choo, Blake. Meanwhile, Becca's family couldn't be any more rude to poor Blake. Not that I like Blake either, but holy smoly, was her family that horrible or did they just get the We're A Crap Family edit. Dad: "So Blake, tell me what I need to know about Garrett, what's the low down dirty on that guy, the one we like better than you." I wish Blake would have told them about Garrett's neo-nazi tendencies. Now THAT would have been some drah-matic tv.

I KNOW, right? I can't believe that is about to happen! This has to be the most emotional and DRAHmatic thing I've ever seen. Well, at least not since last season. And the zillion seasons before that. This just started and I could not dislike Garrett more than I do right now. What a total jackass. Glad it's Becca and not me. Although if it WERE me, Garret wouldn't even be there, so there's that. These three hours are going to be torture.

Stahl is one bat-shit crazy guy. But what's up with him and the FBI lady? She doesn't know he's a freak? She knows he's obsessed with Harlee, I mean the laptop spying told her that if she didn't know before. Yet she owes Stahl for saving her from something in the past? Geesh. I did get a laugh out of Stahl closing the laptop as soon as FBI came back into the room, then it was open again so we could all see Harlee on the screen. (Even FBI lady, who should have closed it before she got on Stahl. But maybe that's just me.) I loved Harlee pulling her gun and trying to kill Stahl through the bullet-proof glass. But I wish she wouldn't reply to him about anything. Just shut up and get away Harlee. I did think Harlee got off pretty easy from missing the rendezvous. No one said anything to her, and she didn't say anything either, just Woz "knew" when he saw her hands. Cole killing Ginger Cop in a heartbeat was freaky. And after being burned crispy. Talk about Stahl being bat shit, I think Cole is too. Last episode ended with Woz knocked to the floor from his back. Did I miss how he got over that? This week he was all fine and okee dokee again. Still, good episode and l continue to love this show. Only two eps left. Nooooo ... I don't want it to end. Plus I don't see how all this can be wrapped in only two more hours. So there's that! Side note: I really want Harlee's hair, now that I know she has an extra wig.

All is forgiven. Now git off my lawn.

That whole Simon "Sing something else" is so scripted. The singers are told what to sing to begin with, and which song they are suppose to switch to, thereby all of a sudden becoming a miraculously fabulous singer after being a cr*p one minutes before. I guess it's to create drama, but the only drama it creates with me is irritation that other acts aren't given a second chance if judges feel they didn't "step it up" for their next performance. Instead we get snippets of the judges complaining some act wasn't as good as it was last time and, subsequently, they are sent home. Sometimes I hate this show. Anyone know if Bello Kock's daughter is coming back? How does one top being blown (almost) up? Even if that wasn't fake too. I still like seeing Bello.

I usually don't see or dwell on contestants resembling other people, but Thursday's Sam Deutsch kept reminding me of Fred Armisen, so of course I thought he was cute.