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Man, Tia's got a real potty mouth. If she's cusses a blue streak when she's being filmed for national television, what's she like IRL. Gah. i don't want to know. Now I foresee Colton giving a rose to Tia. Just when we thought that crap was over.

LOL! I forget everyone's name much less what they look like the minute they step into the Limo of Shame for that ride to the airport.

All of a sudden I'm loving this show again, thanks to Venmo and Jubilee. I know Flleiss is going to ruin it soon though, I just KNOW it.

Yeah, run right to my house. I'll volunteer to save him.

Okay, I'm in love with Venmo Jon and Jubilee. Gotta love a nerd couple.

I am multi-tasking too, which means I'm missing a lot which means I not missing much. I remember Jubilee had a rocking bikini body when she was on whatever season she was on. Then she got sort of ... well, weird. She was a favorite of mine until then. Plus wasn't she in Paradise last year?

I second that. Did Caroline just say she wanted to talk to John? Enough with the bathroom talk. Me to Caroline: Be sure to wash your hands.

Did Jordan just say Jenna "smizes"? Holy cr*p. Are we going to see him on ANTM next? Excellent ... Chicken Dave is moving in on Jenna. Jordan drama will ensure. That is, if everyone follows the script they were given. Remember when they kept doing that to someone a couple seasons ago, and it turned out it was editing monkeys jacking around, they just didn't like that person, her butt really wasn't hanging out. It got to be a huge joke that season. I think they even black barred her butt once in a while when she was wearing regular clothes.

Jordan went from being a great communicator to being a gigantic tool in a split second. Jordon: I'm all about Jenna and she's getting my rose, but if Jenna decides she likes someone else, I'll let you hang out with me again. So stick around, Babe, just in case I come calling.

They are both air-headed dumbasses. I hated both of them the instant they both freaked over just seeing horses. I say this as someone who just came in from feeding several horses. "They are dead to me." --TM Mr. Wonderful.

Jenna's "date" is so scripted. Of COURSE she's going to pick Jordan. I don't even have to watch to know that. Because Annalise drama. Probably Annalise should thank Jenna for getting Jordon off her back. The premise is to find a "life partner" for two or three weeks so you can stay living in *cough* "Paradise." Hey, free food, right?

Jenna: You know me from Ari's season of The Bachelor. Me: No I don't. Who are you again?

I missed the first few minutes, which I'm assuming was all Becca, so thank the gods for me missing that. I did catch Chris expounding on what Colton needs and what Colton wants and how Colton is and Colton Colton yada yada Colton. What, Chris is the group psychologist and the person who knows what's best of everyone? My reply: STFU Chris and worry about yourself. Unless you're wanting Colton for yourself, what he does is NOYB.

That's never stopped anyone in this franchise before!

And because TPTB told her to. Goose, swan ... dolphin, shark ... it's all the same on this show.

Those were performed by most viewers in the privacy of their own homes. I had to take two Advil and I'll call ya in the morning after this episode. I heard CH use both terms together in one sentence (I know! Amazing!) to prove he knew the difference. That clip has to be on YouTube somewhere. Hey, season isn't over yet. there is still time. My money is on yes, she will.

Oh, those were good times. Then Nick ruined it by blowing the budget and forcing them to park people on a sweatbox beach somewhere and have them do pretty much nothing.

I agree with everything you wrote, Chocolatine, which make me VERY depressed.

Previews sucked. Becca is asking Colton if he's ready "for love"? Didn't we just go through an entire season of her asking that crap? Get off BIP Becca. Plus if Colton is REALLY still "in love" with you, he needs you to tell him you're engaged and in love with your new fiance? Not. The script she was given and the contract she signed is now portraying her as a cold-hearted bitch. Let's stab Colton in his broken heart ... which only can be mended by him becoming The Next New Bachelor! Why do I watch this crap. It only took one episode to make me hate everyone on this show.

That's the only good part of this sucky scripted part of this sucky scripted fakety fake show. More Kenny Mexican wrestling please.

I hate that Colton is getting the Bach edit. The fake Tia drama on Becca's season, causing him to be sent home, only to go to Paradise for more Tia drama, then Becca drama. Yeah, it's all scripted. God, now Tia's back on my screen. I can't stand her. Let's have another rose ceremony and send her ass away. THIS! EXACTLY! Read here, show PAs. None of us want Colton as Bach.

Colton still has those eyes that don't match what his mouth is saying. I had forgotten how that bugs me. Translation: Makes me not believe anything he's saying.

Wills is too normal for this franchise. I guess that's a good trade off to have, he probably actually has a life.

I might start bawling too if my all-expense-paid vaca was cut short along with my 15 minutes of reality-teevee fame.

Well, yeay for Bibiana. Right on script to keep the drah-ma. Meanwhile: Bye Wills. We're never going to get to know you. You and your great wardrobe and killer style. *sigh*