nosedive

To me he looks like the love child of Reba McEntire circa 1986 and Dog the Bounty Hunter circa 2021, if they mated via a time machine.

Christine's assessment (in the preview) of the state of her marriage v. the state of Robyn's marriage says it all. It's a truth that also applies to Meri and Janelle. I think Meri could make it on her own, if she were to leave. I'm not so sure about Janelle. She seems content to just park herself somewhere and slowly decompose. What a sad and strange way to choose to live.

They're talking about easily $5M to do what Kody is proposing. They are nuts. Or we are, for watching.

Me, too! There are few businesses more difficult to establish and to operate. These people are so delusional.

"Sometimes I sits and thinks, and sometimes I jes' sits."

Ugh! You could very well be right. I'm disgusted with myself for being complicit in this charade by watching, but I just can't turn away. The optimistic part of me is waiting for the chickens to come home to roost. Above all, I hope justice prevails and the victims of these two sleazes receive due compensation.

They are the only hope for any truthfulness in this show. Everyone else is focused on protecting their hides from Erika. Why, I have no idea. Other than her nasty mouth, she's powerless. And Andy is like the cowardly kid on the school playground, who stands on the sidelines, cheering on a hair-pulling row. He has clearly demonstrated his contempt for these women, for integrity and for decency. I really hope Garcelle and Sutton are emboldened by their own convictions and by viewer support, and come out in the new season guns blazing. And when Erika ultimately falls, and the coven gloms onto the truth-tellers' side, we, the audience, will remember their true colors. Yellow.

I think it was captioned something along the lines of "I'm tired of your lies," but Ben and Ronnie of Watch What Crappens, my personal heroes, discerned that it was miscaptioned and that Erika had said that her son said something like "I'm tired of your life." And I'm so very depressed and ashamed that I know this.

Her mea culpa was a pretty pathetic performance. To her credit, at least she didn't squeeze out crocodile tears. That would have been vomit-inducing.

Agree. She's a horror, and not in a fun way. She's what my mother would call a gutter snipe. I'm so disgusted that Bravo is giving her another season to lie, attack and threaten her coworkers. She's a rabid dog. No offense to dogs. And what is with these women, with a couple of exceptions, and Andy. Why do they lap up the BS Erika and Rinna spew like it's Thanksgiving gravy? I think I detest Rinna more than I do Erika. At least Erika doesn't try to hide that she's a nasty cur. Rinna would like us all to believe she's a decent and upstanding human being, which she clearly is not.

Apparently, she took Kody's Covid Toilet Paper Usage Tutorial seriously.

Dear Christine, I can’t tell you how PISSED OFF I was when Robyn read your letter to me. What makes you think you have any agency over decisions about your life when I’m the future-god of our celestial planet? That means I, future-god, get to dole out misery to anyone I choose and at any time I see fit. Robyn did not steal me from you, as you claim. You should know by now, when someone is as hot as I am, the only future-godly thing to do is to spread the wealth of my hotness. I have always pretended to be a dutiful fake husband to you and an occasionally attentive father to your five or six or seven children, Aslin, Macado, Godawfulen, Tortly, the one with the spine thing, and the giant. Did I miss any? Since we’re being honest, I’ve always believed you churned out all those females just to spite me, but because I’m a longsuffering future-god, I never mentioned it, and chose to punish you passive-aggressively so as to spare you my wrath. That’s the kind of sacrifice future-gods make. You seem to have forgotten all the good things I've done for you. I engendered independence in you with my neglect and emotional abandonment. I fostered humility in you by insulting, shaming and demeaning you. I taught you resourcefulness by never adequately providing financially for you or your children. I cultivated resilience in you by manipulating your emotions as it suited me, and making sure you knew you never could depend on me. And of course, my biggest gift of all is that I married you, even though I found you physically repulsive, as you and the entire viewing audience were informed by me. So Christine, before you begin this new chapter in your life, think about what you'll be giving up if you leave. You will not have the privilege of funneling all your savings and earnings to support Robyn and her expensive lifestyle. You will not be here to watch the burgeoning Brown Family Tent City on Coyote Pass. And the most bitter pill to swallow, you will not be here to partake of my Kody-future-god-hotness when Robyn shuts me off, leaving Janelle the sole beneficiary. So think long and hard. Forward any future correspondence directly to Robyn, who will read it and then tell me what I think. Kody

Rinna is starting to resemble Maxine of greeting card fame. Maybe she's gunning for her job, just in case she gets canned from BH. No way will Harry keep her around if she's not bringing in the dough.

ERIKA: Did you see, Jesus? The cross I was wearing? JESUS: Yes, I saw. ERIKA: So we’re good now? JESUS: That’s not how it works. ERIKA: What the F is your problem? JESUS: Hhhmmm, well, let’s start with the lying, the stealing, the general awfulness that is you. ERIKA: Jesus, you have no idea how hard my life has been. I’m doing my own make-up, I can’t afford to have my fat sucked out, and I can’t even heat my F-ing pool. JESUS: My child, wash your mouth out with soap, say a hundred million Hail Marys, and I’ll write you a hall pass. ERIKA: So I’m in? JESUS: I have an old friend whose expecting you. But, Erika, dress lightly. You’ll find it very warm where you’re going. ERIKA: Thanks, Jesus. I deserve it. JESUS: You sure do. Give my best to Beelzebub. ERIKA: Beelzebub? I hope he’s well-endowed, if you know what I mean. JESUS: You two will get along perfectly. A match made in Heaven.

Erika channeling Johnny Cash wearing one of June Carter Cash's wigs. I'd love for Erika to be fired, and as a sign of solidarity, Rinna quits, though I know that would never happen. She needs the money and Harry would never allow it.

Fixed that for you. Every barnyard animal I've ever known has better taste than that.

Or when she's in a room with Rinna, whose head is devoid of anything other than feathers and vapor.

It's absolutely sickening. I turned the show off by the second commercial break. I was incensed. Bravo is despicable to allow EJG the platform to perpetuate her lies. Her enabling castmates are cowardly fools to allow her to do so.

It's not generosity when you're using someone else's (stolen) money.

DeAnne reminds me of Tammy Faye Baker, both in looks and demeanor. Sisters in snake oil.

In the Hulu documentary, The Housewife and the Hustler, a voicemail from Girardi to one of his clients is played, in which he persuades the client (it might have been the man who was severely burned) to allow him to hold onto the client's settlement and invest it on the client's behalf (which, of course, didn't happen). On the phone Girardi was as smooth as silk and as sweet as honey, as he took advantage of the client's trust in him and of his naiveté. Girardi was smart, shrewd and personable, and he used those attributes to manipulate and victimize his less astute clients. He's a snake in the grass, who fully knew what he was doing and to whom he was doing it, who knew how desperately these people needed the money from their settlements, and he just didn't give a damn. And he did this for years and years with tens of millions. I doubt there is a decent bone in his body.

And it shows! She has become soooo thin! With her bony body and her hair, she looks like a scarecrow with osteoporosis. If she plans on starving herself down to her birth weight, she should at least have her (ridiculous) clothing tailored so that it's not hanging off her. She truly looks unhealthy.

At least we can hope to see an improvement in her hair. Peters started out as a hairdresser. Just another perk for Erika, along with his millions and advanced age.

Jon Peters (if the blind item is true) is famous on his own. Besides a successful career in film, he was in a high profile relationship for years with Barbra Streisand. I can understand why Erika would go for him. He's wealthy and in his late seventies. Why he would be interested in her? I don't think I want to know. 🤮

Now that it's vacant, maybe Erika can move out of the $1.5M shanty she's renting and back into the Pasadena Mausoleum.